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@seritaph.bsky.social

Neon Purple Plastic Kangaroo (Occasional dumb suit idea or purchased commission account. Also on Twit @TheSeritaph and Seritaph on FA) Cannot draw; art on here is either purchased or a gift. πŸ”ž Really old. One of the original online inflation oddballs.

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Latest posts by seritaph.bsky.social on Bluesky

Awesome use of angles!

30.10.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That purple doofus probably managed to do it to themselves by now! What a dumbass. :)

30.10.2025 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I try my best!

Or ballooniest.

30.10.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely!

In your case my biggest challenge is should I stand behind you so as to lean against your big dumb suit butt as it expands while I tell you all about how hyuuuuge it is, or in front of you so you can see me twirling the lanyard on a fingertip after pulling it?

Decisions.

30.10.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Right?

Completely filling your timeline with creaking shiny squeaking, er sorry! Got distracted.

30.10.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I figured there might be one or two or five. :)

30.10.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, one of those days.

Something about wanting to tell someone they're just a big stupid blow up toy with a dumb blimp butt after stuffing them into an inflatable suit and pulling the inflation lanyard.

It tempts me.

30.10.2025 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

aw, sorry you all are dealing with this.

30.10.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The real question is "was it worth it?"

30.10.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So huge

So surly!

So *helpless*

30.10.2025 12:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Carbonated.

30.10.2025 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That's a lot.

Sorry you've been hit with so much.

30.10.2025 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Inevitable, really!

...

I *really* wanna roll her around.

29.10.2025 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It'll be fine! What's the worst that could happen?

29.10.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, fair!

Comics rules, after all. :)

29.10.2025 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So growly.

29.10.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*Spang*

29.10.2025 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

These two are so clearly Up To Something.

29.10.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Montgolfier Sisters!

The steam powered future! Science!

"And horny!"

Yes, yes. Too.

29.10.2025 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely.

29.10.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I should do more with ear/'airhead' starting inflation stuff. *Nods*

Nice design work!

29.10.2025 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow!

27.10.2025 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

MacroPlastic time!

27.10.2025 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Un-tall.

27.10.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Clearly having entirely too much fun with each other!

27.10.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

More creaks more squeaks

26.10.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fluffeh!

25.10.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*Gets a deflated inflatable life raft*

*Paints it and dresses it up as a piglet*

*Sets it in a clearing*

Apex Predator Furry: "That's stupid, no one'll ever fall for that."

Oh? *Tugs the inflation lanyard now hanging from predator's mouth*

*FWOOMPH*

Honestly surprising how effective that is!

24.10.2025 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Quote rt this with how intimidating YOU think you are on a scale of 1-10 and let other ppl reply to it with how intimidating THEY think you are

Quote rt this with how intimidating YOU think you are on a scale of 1-10 and let other ppl reply to it with how intimidating THEY think you are

Rocking a 1.5!

... Ok. Maybe a 1.3.

23.10.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Hah!

"Would you just explode already?!"

"Oh honey, I was so *close*. You can do it this time!"

23.10.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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