One of our pub’s semi-regulars told me about going to France to be a chef. He went into one restaurant and the owner said:
“The English can’t cook.”
Fella replied: “Yeah? What about Joan of Arc?”
Owner gave him the job.
NOT FOR MI?
Opened up at work today and found this lil’ fella behind the bar. Guess I’ve got a new colleague!
QTP with women ❤️🔥
Happy Women's Day!!
Spam is basically dogfood for humans.
I was stood at my road’s crossing and the green light took so long I started to imagine a trailer for a 90’s Hollywood movie called The Crossing Man and I was already on to the sequel, The Crossing Man: Final Crossing, before the lights changed and I could actually cross.
This looks a lot of fun! Trip's a spectacular author.
Sending out stories to magazines is like having a gamble on the horses whilst also breeding the horses in the hope they’ll win a race.
It felt strange typing that I’ll admit.
That’d be awesome. Set on a Federation ship but now with that Das Boot vibe.
It’s a testament to Paramount’s integrity that they haven’t done a reboot of Next Generation yet. But it can only be a matter of time.
Young Peter Falk has serious Chalamet energy…
Congratulations to all shorties!
The curse of living long is to see so many others die.
Brilliant.
Up The Kola Peninsula is the Carry On movie they didn’t dare make.
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Sky News just highlighted Sweden and Finland within NATO and I giggled. I’m a child.
My personal mantra when it comes to using descriptions in fiction is ‘invite, don’t impose’. A red Georgian townhouse is enough; the reader will pour in their own details from their own experience, the townhouses they’ve seen or even lived in. Your readers’ memories and imaginations are your ally.
Every adaptation of Dune is simultaneously the best and worst adaptation.
Feeding Sammie on the Park. He’s not backwards about coming forwards, I know that much. Eager lad our Sammie.
Just seen the dental hygienist to have my pegs scrubbed so if you’ve ever planned to French kiss me today’s your optimal window.
Hell yeah!
We seem to have stumbled on a zeitgeist. Everyone’ll be doing it.
The cleanest sweater I have right now is a Christmas jumper and so I’m wearing a Christmas jumper on Valentines Day. Punk as fuck.
Got dat 70’s pub landlord rizz
Just in case anyone desperately wants to know what road I’m researching. I made a good choice I think…
Currently looking up the roads around the Millennium Dome on Google Street View for the short story I’m working on. Don’t ever tell me writing ain’t a wild and exciting life.
Congratulations!
It was like seeing an old friend.
