So when was I going to be told about this "line"?
The line between horror and horny is SO razor thin
The way the "alt text" for this photo was written... my gosh. The attention to detail is breathtaking. You can feel the love woven into it, it reads like poetry. Its kinda upsetting to realize that I almost just kept scrolling without pausing to read it.
The utter BETRAYAL.
I climb out from between a gap in your baseboards, struggling to haul an enormous handkerchief tied into an oversized sack along with me. "These are my most special borrowings. Maybe something in here might help??"
Me playing a roguelite ->
Game: You may choose between six keys and the +52 Epic Hammer of Death
Me: gotta be the hammer, look out enemies in the next room!
[enters room]
Game: Welcome to the Chamber of Locked Doors
All have born witness to my typos on my Grand Opening Post Here.
Finally made the switch from NewTweeterLand to Bluesky, say tuned for shitposts.
