Slulder Bilnie

Slulder Bilnie

@badguybirnie.bsky.social

Writer, dad, etc

656 Followers 481 Following 1,496 Posts Joined Jul 2023
1 hour ago

Buying more books will make me feel better, right?

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2 hours ago

🎶 Lately I’ve been thinking of driving this snowplow straight into the sun 🎵

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2 hours ago

🫡 🇨🇦 🍻

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3 hours ago

Hope you’re doing OK now! 😳

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a monkey wearing headphones is holding a camera Alt: a monkey wearing headphones is listening to the audiobook of Where the Pavement Turns to Sand by Sheldon Birnie

Hey bud: Where the Pavement Turns to Sand audio book only $5 good deal eh? Wherein I read you each and every story!

malarkeybooks.com/store/paveme...

@malarkeybooks.bsky.social

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8 hours ago
Jack Nicholson in The Shining

When I hear the phrase "Young Sheldon spin-off"

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1 day ago
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i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid

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1 day ago

Thanks pal! A fun experiment for sure. Hope to do it even better next time around 😎 👻 📻

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a monkey wearing headphones is holding a camera Alt: a monkey wearing headphones is listening to the audiobook of Where the Pavement Turns to Sand by Sheldon Birnie

Hey bud: Where the Pavement Turns to Sand audio book only $5 good deal eh? Wherein I read you each and every story!

malarkeybooks.com/store/paveme...

@malarkeybooks.bsky.social

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1 day ago

Our household enjoyed your piece. My wife was a huge soul asylum fan as a kid, too — she still has the tape!

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4 days ago

Get yourself a copy of Where the Pavement Turns to Sand, bud; just don’t leave it in your car.

bookshop.org/p/books/wher...

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5 days ago

Guy I sold a book to a month ago when I saw him yesterday, picking up beer: “buddy, I need another one of your books, someone stole mine outta my car last week!” Very Winnipeg, but I’ll take it!

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4 days ago

This whole collection is great.

Olympics still fresh on my mind, and the doom of AI inescapable, there are two stories in here that I have thought of almost daily—“Right on the Button” and “Bauer Selects.”

As a Michigander, I’m able to uniquely compare these stories to Escanaba in da Moonlight.

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2 days ago

Glad @alternativetent.bsky.social now has all those NoMeansNo records up streaming, you guys.

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2 days ago

Still winter out there.

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3 days ago
Yuji Kamosawa

Yuji Kamosawa

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3 days ago

Looking forward to one day gardening again.

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3 days ago

Just wait for a warm day and an eastern wind, while city smells like St Boniface!

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3 days ago

Who wouldn’t wanna live in Winnipeg?!

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3 days ago
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Universal Language - Official U.S. Trailer - Oscilloscope Laboratories HD YouTube video by Oscilloscope Laboratories

Lindsey Graham on tv telling people they've gotta start WW3 because he's afraid of living like this www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-37...

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4 days ago
Reunion Tour by the Weakerthans LP

Won’t say no when the kids ask to put a Weakerthans record on

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4 days ago

Believe the phrase you're looking for is K-Mart Folk Weird.

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4 days ago

Substitute Zellers for K-Mart and we’re cooking with gas, bud

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4 days ago
Dolly Parton pinball machine

Stumbled upon Dolly Parton pinball at the arcade with the boy this afternoon.

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4 days ago

🙏 👽 🍻

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4 days ago

Headed to the west coast at the end of the month to visit family & friends, Dio our toes in the frigid Pacific waters. With somewhat limited time, what new/used bookstore(s) should I seek out while in Vancouver/Victoria?

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two men are standing in front of a large map that says great white north ALT: two men are standing in front of a large map that says great white north

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4 days ago

At the Malarkey table at #AWP, I was describing Sheldon’s book as Canadian working-class surrealism, which is almost but not quite right. Think you can do better? Buy a copy and read it!

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4 days ago

Get yourself a copy of Where the Pavement Turns to Sand, bud; just don’t leave it in your car.

bookshop.org/p/books/wher...

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5 days ago

I’ve got my people on it 😉

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