@basementcon.bsky.social
You will die, your name will be forgotten, it is inevitable. Welcome to the new home of the world’s worst con. We do not care what your complaints are, indeed we revel in them.
…excuse me sir, you are not allowed to flee the country with our funds.
This is legal advice. You should do this.
We here at BasementCon would like to announce our Bible Study and Prayer Group Panel will being in a locked stall in the lobby restroom in 20 minutes.
Hoot hoot.
@nordicfuzzcon.org may have had the first Furry Opera.
@anthrocon.org may have had the first Furry Orchestra.
Basement Con is proud to announce we will program the first Furry Ballet:
Susquehanna River Dance: A Tribute to Three Mile Island.
HOOT HOOT, FUCKERS.
Finally. Our time has come.
Some fursuit standards are required. As such, we here at BasementCon have an announcement:
We’re doing away with our headless lounge in favor of a pantsless lounge.
I bet we don’t get any fucking complaints.
Our Cabinet of Ministers has decided on a “No Human Skin Period” policy for this year. Attendees will be required to report for mandatory flaying upon registration. Please enjoy BasementCon 2025: LeMarchand’s B-OwO-x
We make fun of every con here.
Hoot hoot.
Our Cabinet of Ministers has decided on a “No Human Skin Period” policy for this year. Attendees will be required to report for mandatory flaying upon registration. Please enjoy BasementCon 2025: LeMarchand’s B-OwO-x
We found the password to the account again.
Anyone caught ruining the magic will be sent to the Ol’ Yeller panel.
Look, contrary to reports we are NOT banning poodling from the BasementCon fursuit parade. In fact, we’re giving the poodlers their own parade! At a big farm upstate, where there’s plenty of room to run and play and chase rabbits…
Oh look, there’s an orange jackass in Philly.
Please stop emailing lostandfound@anthrocon.org asking if they’ve seen your innocence. The lobby bathroom of the Westin will never give that back.
We’ve decided our 2024 theme is a rollercoaster too.
Complain all you want about the Anthrocon line, it just means you’ve never experienced our line that registers to stand in a separate, longer line before you can register.
Here at BasementCon (TM), we’d like to remind you that OUR con chair isn’t wanted in 13 different countries for various crimes against humanity.
Hey.
Hey every con that has made the jump to Bluesky.
You here?
You listening?
Good.
Fuck you, it’s time for us to start our bullshit here too.
Today at 5pm CST, join @boozybadger.bsky.social @quotationmarks.bsky.social & myself for a joint stream concentrating on convention in review! We will have stories from the last few cons, and as always ridiculous over the top conversations.
twitch.tv/alkalianonymous and
Twitch.tv/boozybadger
We found our new guest of honor suite
Oh jesus christ...it ( @basementcon.bsky.social) followed us here.
I'm considering doing some interactive/fun time online content. For those that remember what we did for
@BasementCon
/online cons, I think it'd be fun for us to get together to play some old games. Are there days/times (I'm in eastern) that work better for ppl interested?