Worst possible day to get a debilitating headache - I also had to support our virtual all-staff meeting and a slide deck semi failed. It was a good excuse to chug a Diet Pepsi since my fucking meds aren’t working
my best friend's middle name is Wayne and he thinks it's cool and I need to ask him if he still thinks it's cool with, you know, what's happening
I couldn't even figure out where he'd set his body, he's so deep in the blampkets
Oh no, that's so rough, I'm so sorry.
This is why it is Bad to let AI do thinking "for" us
it's so dark in that corner I didn't even see the power cord going across the bed (from the carpet cleaner I use to clean up HIS VOM). Unplugging asap, etc.
his Favorite cat bed was tipped over and I couldn’t find him for a bit so my heart about left my chest cavity when I finally found Kingsley
I let over half my team take today off because I'm an idiot - 1 hour down and I haven't died yet. I'm earning some serious brownie points with them for the coverage today.
if the world is ending either way, we might as well go out laughing
Coached virtually until 8:30 (PM!) and then the girls said they were going out to get coffee and this is how I’m spending my evening
Idk if I need these constant reminders of my agédness
It is h*ckin’ storming outside and I don’t need to leave the house for at least 3 days 🥰
We’re not gonna protest
Gutter is a tool
Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
I’m partway through this episode and I *neeeeed* to have my student who interviewed me about the internet in the 90s watch it - she’s never heard what DIAL UP sounds like.
Also I wanted Angelina‘s full-finger silver ring SO BAD
I had tom kha for lunch and it was so good and I looked up a recipe and I have decided that is one dish I will leave to the experts - maybe if I ever have energy again I’ll try, but for now, I’m content to purchase it now and then
YUP
I also want to name a cat (specifically a cat) CHOWDAH
all
caps
I’ve been just WAITING for a reason to name something Emily Spinach
Today one of the managers I work with was so happy with how I handled something that she gave me a hug. All in all, I have it pretty damn good in this department. And next month I’ll ’celebrate’ 10 years with this organization jfc
D:
I haven’t started - haven’t had time - not in a hurry either so I can wait
“Hi Spam Risk, I’m Dad.”
You never know how far you'll consider yourself into a month until you have to schedule a meeting full of high-level executives and it's needed "by the end of March." Good fuckin luck, we might as well already be in April.
yeah I'm still eatin' them, fuck you
oh there is a ~ on the n, you just can't see it with how the package is colored.
found another perfume one
they're all red, white, and blue, and they all taste like fruit, except a few hidden ones?
worst game of minesweeper EVER
A while ago my friend brought me back gelatin-free Haribo "Dragibus" candies from France (they're like jelly beans) in the flavor "Pinata (sic) Summer Game" and they just taste like fruit except the occasional one that TASTES LIKE PERFUME. And there's no color indicating which they are.
Oop the rave has relocated to the poop closet
my lips are so pale/gray from the anemia that now they look purple from the increased blood flow
