Kelzor

"Marriage is only about love" okay I think the casualties of several European land wars might wanna dispute that one

I have a hard time believing that bigoted people find trans children more palatable than gay children to the point that they would pressure that decision.

Like, no???

If they are that scared/bigoted, aren't they, like, sending them to 'pray the gay away' things and cutting them off and stuff?

There are some VIP meetings happening today and someone who is attending from another company bought Insomnia Cookies and really, REALLY wants me to have one, but it would kill me, and there are only so many times I can politely decline, and also, like, would the pain be worth it

took one for the team and cleaned out the water reservoir for the office keurig HORK

This was college

Oh I almost forgot - this weekend I judged rounds with the same students in them frequently (bc small tournament) and one of the debaters kept saying “stigmata” instead of “stigma.”

and isn’t it the origin of shaking hands, to show that you are not armed? Which is why I patently refuse to shake hands ever. Always leave them guessing

I probably have a dozen. I use them so much and immediately toss them in the sink, usually without thinking, and then I immediately need the spatula again, but it has been Contaminated

The line across the nail closer to the top I think is from the cold I had in Septemberish?

One thing about my fingernails is that they grow with a depression horizontally across them in times of illness, usually lagging by about a month, and I just noticed that my December cold is showing up with my current manicure

Bodies are fascinating

Yeah, I have probably at least 2 to 3 pairs in each room, but I can’t always find them. Other things that I carry in multiples include lip balm, spatulas, nail files, etc.

That’s, like, just barely over three beers a day. Not that I want to glorify my youth, but there may have been months where this has happened.

I have gone with “the team took ‘high fives’ way too seriously“ or some work appropriate garbage like that

you’re supposed to hold the blade end in your hand, obviously closed, so that if you trip and fall while you’re holding them, you don’t accidentally shove them scissors through your sternum

Aw man, stabbing people is the best part

I’m always misplacing them when I need them, accidentally taken them from one room to the other, the perils of ADHD, etc., etc.

I can’t remember the last time I carried scissors ”correctly“ in my life

Gib

There’s a movement to draft Barron Trump, but I think a campaign such as this would be more effective if it impacted someone Donald Trump knew personally.

lmao a little less dark than that, I think

A weird image of about five people all clasping hands above their heads except some of the arms are excessively long and it looks kind of like a church steeple and almost certainly is AI.

For the teambuilding exercise I'm leading this week, I decided to do a caption contest, and I want to give them a few examples. Gimme your best caption for this one if you please:

A cool thing I did was leave my laptop's mouse in Seattle!! Definitely meant to do that. Really grateful for my decisions, conscious or otherwise.

I read this book about a month or so ago - it's SO well done!

Wow, I am disoriented af - disrupting my sleep schedule sucks ass, but it's the cost of doing business I guess.

I’m starting to work late because we got in so late, and I’m trying to go back to sleep, but my heart is doing a little hummingbird thing that sometimes happens when I get too little rest

So glad to be back home and in my regular routine, which is currently eating pasta for breakfast while scrolling the timeline for war crimes.

The 30 Rock parody of North Korean state television saying “and in food news, you’ve had enough to eat today.”

My mom to Kingsley every time she sees him

Omg I texted my mom earlier to tell her I was going to be later than I expected and to ask if he had enough dry food and she said yes and Guess What, Guess What I Came Home To

We didn’t win but we had a respectable showing. And then I got REALLY carsick. And then a kid retrieved meds for me. And now I am better. And Kingsley is gonna be so pissed at me when I finally get home.