@sp00pybeans.bsky.social
Here to goon and shit post. I like overwatch.
Women in their 30s are the hottest, agreed?
12.05.2025 13:01 β π 227 π 14 π¬ 15 π 0Me as soon as these 4 years are upβ¦
18.04.2025 08:45 β π 67 π 3 π¬ 3 π 0judge not a man by the strength of his character, but by the weight of his balls.
15.02.2025 16:03 β π 58 π 2 π¬ 4 π 0
PSA
14.02.2025 14:42 β π 36 π 1 π¬ 2 π 1Am I your dream girl? π₯
13.02.2025 23:45 β π 148 π 12 π¬ 6 π 1
We need more beautiful gothic/ medieval pornβ¦.
11.02.2025 16:37 β π 95 π 4 π¬ 1 π 1
Come hang out tonight!
07.02.2025 11:43 β π 42 π 2 π¬ 1 π 1Rate my set up
07.02.2025 09:43 β π 27 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
Iβm not like other girls, this is how I game (arching my back helps my aim)
07.02.2025 09:43 β π 151 π 7 π¬ 4 π 1Pretty sure theyβve got biggerβ¦..
01.02.2025 00:27 β π 125 π 12 π¬ 2 π 0
Hey, can you hold these for me?
27.01.2025 22:35 β π 148 π 9 π¬ 9 π 0
They are all the same.
23.01.2025 20:02 β π 105 π 3 π¬ 12 π 0Iβm so glad I got the nazi hating autism, rather than the one that apparently makes you stim by sieg heil salute π
23.01.2025 00:06 β π 109 π 6 π¬ 3 π 0
Pretty sure thatβs not a universal experienceβ¦.
22.01.2025 09:50 β π 80 π 8 π¬ 2 π 0Musk finally showing his true self π³
20.01.2025 21:26 β π 60 π 8 π¬ 7 π 0
Sigh. I should call him.
17.01.2025 00:44 β π 45 π 1 π¬ 3 π 0
Invited him over for a pie dinner- do you think heβll get the message or was I too subtle?
12.01.2025 19:59 β π 65 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0Issuing a DMCA takedown and reporting- donβt steal content.
10.01.2025 01:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Elongated Muskrat needs to get his grubby little fingers out of UK politics, & stick them back up Trumps incontinent poop hole. We arenβt a nation stupid enough to be brainwashed into voting for a convicted felon, everyone thinks Tommy is exactly where he belongs & Nigel needs another milkshake.
03.01.2025 18:44 β π 63 π 4 π¬ 2 π 0
Highly recommend taking 24 hours off social media, spending time with family (And family dogs) and touching grass. The internet isnβt real life.
02.01.2025 11:02 β π 95 π 3 π¬ 2 π 0Squirrel Girl fans, I have something for youβ¦ out now on 0F
30.12.2024 17:06 β π 124 π 8 π¬ 3 π 0
EAT NUTS AND KICK BUTTS!! π°
29.12.2024 16:29 β π 144 π 6 π¬ 4 π 1
I know this guy was trying to insult me but this was actually very validating of my diagnosis when everyone usually doesnβt believe I am autisticβ¦.
28.12.2024 11:39 β π 49 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
I will be building a shrine to Winton
25.12.2024 11:11 β π 39 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Getting festive with @sp00pybeans.bsky.social
24.12.2024 21:42 β π 57 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0So thankful that my job is literally shitpost, fuck hot women, play video game, and cum
23.12.2024 09:36 β π 58 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0Being a billionaire will never be ethicalβ¦hoarding more money than you can ever spend in your lifetime or your childrenβs lifetime, while those who contribute to your wealth within your empire live paycheck to paycheck, makes you a colossal cunt.
20.12.2024 21:09 β π 65 π 1 π¬ 0 π 1I had to sit in a Tim Hortons and consume 3 donuts in a row to calm down.
20.12.2024 12:09 β π 32 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Donβt go to Costco 5 days before Christmas if youβre autistic, itβs just not worth it.
20.12.2024 12:08 β π 77 π 3 π¬ 10 π 1
