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Shitposters after Zohran rizzed Trump into a bottom and MTG left Congress:

RIP to Dick Cheney and congrats to Mayor Zohran

Dick Cheney dies, Zohran Mamdani wins, a beaver moon shines in the sky… I just know the Etsy witches have been busy.

Sorry but this just isn’t matching the hype nor the aesthetics. It’s got that same feel from the past three albums and I lost interest after the first four songs. Congrats for y’all that like it but it’s a hard no for me again.

When only the baddies are left after the rapture

Repost to rid this world of evil, bigotry and to be blessed with a phat ass. ✨

A graphic titled "2025 Economic Blackout Schedule" outlines planned consumer blackouts. The word "BLACKOUT" is displayed in bold black letters with a crossed-out shopping cart icon inside the letter "O." A calendar and clock emoji appear in the top right corner. The schedule lists: Total Blackout (Feb. 28): No purchases at all, with a recommendation to buy essentials in advance and shop local if necessary. Amazon Blackout (March 7-14): No purchases from Amazon. Nestlé Blackout (March 21-28): No purchases of Nestlé products, including Gerber, Perrier, Chefmate, Purina, and Friskies. Walmart Blackout (April 7-14): No purchases from Walmart or Walmart.com. A sad face emoji is next to Walmart's name. Total Blackout 2 (April 18): Another full no-purchase day with similar recommendations. At the bottom, three sections encourage people to: Spread the word – by sharing the information. Prepare – by purchasing necessities before the blackout days. Spend $0 – by avoiding purchases on blackout days and shopping local if necessary.

This will not be the first economic blackout or the last. But it's a place for new people to start, and for others to continue their boycott.

Eat. The. Rich.

Whataburger help me after a long day

a cartoon of a man in a suit and tie standing next to a woman holding a rose ALT: a cartoon of a man in a suit and tie standing next to a woman holding a rose

IN THE ARMS OF THE ANGEL

3-in-1 picture of Brenda Meeks from Scary Movie 3. She's saying "Cindy, the news is on! Another little CEO done got attacked!" "Countless innocent people get their lives ruined daily but the whole world gotta stop for one little CEO down a hole."

Oh, another CEO got attacked? Huh.

Spotify is just reminding me that I’m a hot girl doing hot girl shit all year long and that’s so real

🎴 #tarot #tarotsky #witch #witchcraft #witchsky

Charlie Brown thanksgiving dinner

And most of all, I'm thankful for all the little gay people in my phone

Agree

For anyone who signed my grade 8 yearbook-

I did stay cool. Thanks for the advice

The sign. The face.

these four movies singlehandedly saved the film industry

people of bluesky! quote a favorite film using gifs only

21!? Again!? Girl math working its magic again

How can I celebrate my bday in these unfergalicious times, pookies?

This feels like the first day of school after summer vacation. Nostalgic vibes!