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Neither Rusty nor Dale Gribble. Former Deadspin commenter; does not live in Texas.

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Oregon and Washington banged on the B1G's door for 13 months, after the L.A. schools announced their intent to gtfo and the B1G finally opening up the velvet rope for UO and UW.

06.12.2025 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of Pac-12 logo on Friel Court at Beasley Performing Arts Coliseum.

After the last men's home basketball game of the 2023-24 season, I laid a pair of fake flowers on each side of the Pac-12 logo; one is red and the other is yellow.

On the top left of the logo, "R.I.P." appears.

On the bottom of the logo, "1915-2024" appears.

Picture of Pac-12 logo on Friel Court at Beasley Performing Arts Coliseum. After the last men's home basketball game of the 2023-24 season, I laid a pair of fake flowers on each side of the Pac-12 logo; one is red and the other is yellow. On the top left of the logo, "R.I.P." appears. On the bottom of the logo, "1915-2024" appears.

Sad but true.

06.12.2025 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Though I respect/love Eck, I don't think he's gonna come back to the Palouse.

06.12.2025 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Oops! All Reptiles!"

06.12.2025 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's more of a misalignment.

Even Les Schwab can't fix it.

06.12.2025 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

JR hemorrhoids <<<<< PJ dickpunching JR

06.12.2025 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If she didn't say, "Gunzawga," I'd be surprised.

06.12.2025 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bryce is lost in the ozone.

06.12.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Harassing Coeds"

"Pumpin' With Portnoy"

"Why Don't You Smile More, A.J.?"

06.12.2025 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ralph Wiggum: "I choo-choo-choose you for a derailment!"

06.12.2025 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wildcats are getting rawzawgged.

06.12.2025 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn, Gonzaga is rawzawgging KY, without K-Y.

[If one saw the halftime score without the opponent listed, I would've assumed they were playing a tomato can.]

06.12.2025 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Coke Season

[snort]

05.12.2025 06:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

HOLY SHIT

Larry was definitely an ace in the club-hole.

05.12.2025 05:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of former U.S. Senator Larry Craig of Idaho.

He is wearing a garnet-colored sweater.  Garnet is one of the primary colors of the University of South Carolina.

The caption reads, "Number one cocks fan." Larry did not graduate from USC. He graduated from the University of Idaho in 1969.

Picture of former U.S. Senator Larry Craig of Idaho. He is wearing a garnet-colored sweater. Garnet is one of the primary colors of the University of South Carolina. The caption reads, "Number one cocks fan." Larry did not graduate from USC. He graduated from the University of Idaho in 1969.

Pulls "The Joker's Wild" lever; three Larry Craigs appear.

Jack Barry: "Now, that's a winner!"

05.12.2025 05:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's up to 268/114/6

05.12.2025 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn't realize Bogs Diamond is potus.

05.12.2025 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Susan Collins and Lisa Murkowski are deeply concerned...

05.12.2025 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gonzaga playing in it: -1000

#BoneZawgSaw

05.12.2025 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Always
Cut
Carefully

05.12.2025 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

College sports: "We got tegridy!"

05.12.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Relatives arguing

Shitty/tacky gifts

Relatives arguing

Ahh...memories

#ChristmasMagic

04.12.2025 07:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

MUST ess eee SEE TV

04.12.2025 05:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The moment when Glenn Quagmire started following college football.

04.12.2025 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He's eating the MyPilluh foam* again.

* Foam could be composed of toxic material.

04.12.2025 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#AdventuresInNarrowcasting

04.12.2025 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mid Dickert

04.12.2025 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Oops! All Assholes!"

04.12.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Interim kicker

Interim coach

Interim franchise

02.12.2025 06:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cal Poly or Portland State are still available.

Possibly fall 2027: Eastern Washington and Idaho

#BigSkyTruckStopFB

01.12.2025 09:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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