Fake Rusty Shackleford

Fake Rusty Shackleford

@rustyshackleford44.bsky.social

Neither Rusty nor Dale Gribble. Former Deadspin commenter; does not live in Texas. If you're wondering why you received a like from me for your recent post, I haven't logged in for at least two days.

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2 weeks ago

Friel the Misery of Gesa Arena.

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2 weeks ago

I didn't know the Pillsbury Doughboy could perform like Peter North.

"Hee, hee! That ain't frosting!"

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2 weeks ago

Also, the "do not enter/wrong way" sign.

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2 weeks ago

If this was a "guess the state" contest, I would've guessed an old-school confederate state or Idaho.

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2 weeks ago

Ian and Noah: "You aren't writing about us?"

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2 weeks ago

AAAngels

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2 weeks ago

New "Family Guy" episode: "Mayor Quagmire"

#OhioProblems (perpetual)

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2 weeks ago

Ken Behring on ketamine.

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2 weeks ago

Hello, Pocatello.

#PokyHawks

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3 weeks ago

He's eating the MyPilluh foam again.

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3 weeks ago

Little Orphan Kitty

#GoCougs

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3 weeks ago

God: "I agree with you."

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1 month ago

And they had to beat Sparty to clinch the Rose Bowl berth.

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1 month ago

#CornholeAtTheKennel #Zawgs

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1 month ago
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1 month ago

You're gonna have to change your first name to Cory or Korey.

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1 month ago

The ghosts of Bob Greenwood, Len Stevens, Kevin Eastman, Paul Graham, Ken Bone and Ernie Fucking Kent are haunting Riley.

[All coaches listed are still alive except for Greenwood.]

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1 month ago

Who are Roxy and Corey gonna glaze on tonight?

#ESPNJizz

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1 month ago

@nusscoug.podcastvseveryone.com As long as Mark Few is coaching the Zawgs, I don't think he'll lose to Wazzu again, regardless if it's Riley or any subsequent HC(s).

Cougs didn't even hit 25 at the half; can Riley be left at the corner of Cincinnati St. and Spokane Falls Blvd.?

Fuck this shit.

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1 month ago
Golf announcer Jim Nantz, wearing his CBS Sports blazer.

"I don't get it."

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1 month ago

What a total boob.

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1 month ago

#BullshitMountain (H/T Jon Stewart)

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1 month ago

HAPPY CONFUSED FANBASE DAY! (part two)

Could another former Commuter College (aka Eastern Wash. Univ.) MBB head coach pull off the upset against the Zawgs?

What's more humiliating than losing to Shantay Legans in fucking Portland?

Losing at home to David Riley.

#CougZawgs #ZawgCougs #GFC #FTZ

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1 month ago

Chris Berman: "You're with me, clogged arteries."

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1 month ago

Lizard from "V."

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1 month ago

He knows the lyrics to "Dixie" by heart; should've sung that instead.

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1 month ago

Clay es un cabeza de mierda.

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1 month ago

thoughts and prayers, mr. stoolsample

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1 month ago

Lay's Potato Chips: "New logo on our bags and more air in our bags!"

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1 month ago

He pushed it off a windowsill.

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