Day ☀️

First episode of the new Gumball show was basically "eat the rich" 😭😂

I remember when this happened.

4-panel comic. (1) [Two people in front of tent. Person with short hair kneels, stacking sticks.] PERSON 1: Can you show me how to build a campfire? PERSON 2 with short hair: Sure! We’ll use the log cabin method. First, we build a square cabin out of sticks. (2) PERSON 2 [holding tiny table and chair]: Next, we’ll add interior walls, doors, and some cabin furniture made from twigs. PERSON 1: This is very elaborate. (3) [Person 2 runs wire to miniature cabin. Tiny lightning bolt symbols indicate the wire is energized.] PERSON 2: Now we’ll add some rudimentary plumbing and electrical wiring. 50 amps, nothing fancy. PERSON 1: It kind of seems like you’re just building a cabin. PERSON 2: I just— …Oops. (4) [The mini cabin is on fire.] PERSON 2: I think my wiring wasn’t up to code. PERSON 1 [leaning away and shielding face]: *AAAAA!* PERSON 2: …And that’s how you build a fire!

Building a Fire

xkcd.com/3114/

Getting there

Watched Superman last night. It was great

All HP Lovecraft stories begin like “I will try and relay the events as best as I can manage, though what I encountered that September night may not be able to be expressed in human language, nor be comprehended by the human mind” and then the story boils down to ‘I saw a building that was large’.

we were dissatisfied with the lack of realism in sex games out there, which lead to developing our own, wherein at least half of your sexual encounters will have an episode of Family Guy or American Dad playing in the background that neither of you are paying attention to, but will also not turn off

"Wrongful spending" -- since DOGE hasn't produced any actual evidence of fraud, Hannity has made up a new term to gaslight his audience

Happy Friday!

This is the resistance.

Cause some Good Trouble today!

Avian flu ‘would dwarf the COVID pandemic in terms of impact,’ researcher says For scientist Dr. Richard Webby, the biggest ‘uh-oh’ moment was when the virus infected cows

I’m not saying we should all panic. But maybe the government shouldn’t shut down all the systems we have for monitoring this situation. www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/artic...

Night of the Long Knives - Wikipedia

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“If anyone reproaches me and asks why I did not resort to the regular courts of justice for the conviction of the offenders, then all that I can say to him is this: In this hour, I was responsible for the fate of the German people, and thereby I became the supreme judge of the German people!”

They lent their support and their moral approval. And, in so doing, they bound themselves to everything that came after. Who cares any more what particular knot they used in the binding?”

― A.R. Moxon

or a sense of economic anxiety, or a hope to preserve their religious values, or dislike of their opponents, or raw political opportunism, or convenience, or ignorance, or greed.

That word is "Nazi." Nobody cares about their motives anymore.

They joined what they joined.

“Historians have a word for Germans who joined the Nazi party, not because they hated Jews, but out of a hope for restored patriotism,

Guess I'm here now

This football game is stressing me out

Don't invite me to a birthday party if y'all gonna smash somebody face in the cake

Like ???? Birthday cake was the whole reason I came and you just ruined it

Sis: "Why'd take you like 15 minutes to make Easy Mac??"

My sister has no respect for my ADHD 😭

This man Deion Sanders just playing a video game at this point

Created a whole player and constantly giving him the ball just like we used to do back in the day 🤣

My solution to most problems.

We spend a lot of time telling kids that they can be whoever they want to be, but I think it might be more important to tell them that they can be who they are

Every time I walk past another Black man we look each other dead in the eyes and he DOESN'T nod back...

I think we about throw hands 🤷🏿‍♂️

Idk what I did, but we about to settle it right then and there

No one I know is here. This is just like getting invited to a party where you know no one

What am I supposed to do? Where do I go??

Why did you leave me alone with all these random people?

Headline on The Guardian: “Mushroom pickers urged to avoid foraging books on Amazon that appear to be written by AI”

Innovative way to kill people

Musk’s new Twitter policies helped spread Russian propaganda, EU says A study commissioned by the European Commission found that “the reach and influence of Kremlin-backed accounts has grown further in the first half of 2023, driven in particular by the dismantling of Twitter’s safety standards.”

Twitter under Elon Musk ownership has played a major role in allowing Russian propaganda about Ukraine to reach more people than before the war began, according to a year-long study released this week by the European Commission, the governing body of the European Union.

me: did you finish inside me

surgeon: please stop saying it that way