Donal O’Keeffe

him (a man of wealth and taste): please allow me to introduce myself.

me (puzzled by the nature of his game): woo woo

fridge To fridge a (usually female) character in a movie, television show, comic book, etc., is to kill them off or seriously harm/abuse/violate them in some way (as a writer) for the purposes of motivating ...

So Mirriam Webster has announced that 'FRIDGE' is an official word in their dictionary now, and sited me as the concept's creator in the definition.

Very cool, and weird at the same time. I got death threats over this, cool for it it to be recognized.

www.merriam-webster.com/slang/fridge

LAPD fired rubber bullets at Australian journalist @laurentomasi.bsky.social

This is like a nature documentary about the battle for supremacy between two magnificent lions, except instead of magnificent lions, it's half-bald rats and one of the rats is off its tits on ketamine.

I put it to you, Mr Zimmerman, that if you did indeed hear that hoot-owl singing as they were taking down the tents, then the stars above the barren trees could not have been his only audience.

This ad aired in 2002….they have been trying to warn us and we weren’t paying attention

date: can you take off your work gloves

Jim Henson: they have names

An article from The Independent under the section "News > World > Americas > US politics" with the headline: "Fund managers quietly fear Trump doesn’t have a tariff plan and that he ‘might be insane’." The subheading reads: "Some fund managers concerned ‘that the White House is not acting rationally, but rather on ideology. And some even fear that this may not even be ideology’." The article is authored by Gustaf Kilander in Washington D.C., published on Thursday, 10 April 2025 at 16:31 BST.

Welcome to our everyday hell, fund managers.

@hanszomer.bsky.social Hey Hans! Good to see you.

This is what happens when a man with six bankruptcies runs a global economy.

Portrait of Rory Gallagher by Togher artist John Doolan. John works in Deaf Enterprises in Ballinlough. An exhibition of his work is upstairs in Bishopstown Library during April.

Most Viagra is produced in Ireland, we could end tariffs and, indeed, Musk's presidency simply by shutting off supplies to the old, rich men that run the USA.

He's like the world's shittest supervillain.

"I hereby impose tariffs on all of Latveria's enemies!"

But my lord Doom, tariffs will beggar your own faithful peasants first, hurting those who love you most!

"TARIFFS!"

The KKK: “In our schools and libraries are books that create hatred and dislike among the people of different sections of America. The Klan is pledged to true history.” (1922)

Gay Mitchell asks the European Commission if they could consider standardising Mother’s Day and Father’s Day across Europe

The European Commission basically says lol

#tbt to 2012 when an Irish MEP asked the EU to standardise Mother’s Day across the continent

Putting a sticker on my Volkswagen to let people know I bought it BEFORE I knew Hitler was a Nazi.

Bearing a grudge since being fired from "Hush... Hush, Sweet Charlotte" (1964), Joan Crawford said of director Robert Aldrich, "He is a man who loves evil, horrendous, vile things."

Aldrich replied, "If the shoe fits, wear it, and I am very fond of Miss Crawford."

They learned something from their first term.

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a grift is a good guy with principles.

So this time they're firing all the good guys with principles.

Trump isn’t going to end the war in Ukraine. He’s going to make it easier for Russia to keep what it stole and greenlight Putin to go after other countries.

I hope it chokes Vance.

Volodymyr Zelenskyy's speech at the Munich Security Conference ends with prolonged applause👏

You Can’t Post Your Way Out of Fascism Authoritarians and tech CEOs now share the same goal: to keep us locked in an eternal doomscroll instead of organizing against them, Janus Rose writes.

"For most people, social media gives you this sense that unless you care about everything, you care about nothing. You must try to swallow the world while it’s on fire" www.404media.co/you-cant-pos...

IT IS A COUP This is what should be on every front page in 150 point banner headlines. All I have is this Substack but I lay it beneath your feet and pray to a higher power that I'm wrong.

This is what should be on every front page right now. What's happening in the US right now is an illegal power grab by a private citizen. IT'S A COUP.

It's a digital coup. It's Musk who's leading it. The consequences are terrifying. And it's coming for us next.
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“Yes, Donald Trump and his horde of monied incels are shredding the constitutional order and working to re-impose a racial & gender caste system on public life. But I had a self-righteous nonbinary undergrad in one of my classes, so who is to say whether the left or the right is worse?”-every pundit

"Often there is no more than a little plaque to reveal that, against all gynaecological probability, someone very famous was born halfway up a wall." - Terry Pratchett

I appreciate that everything about this - headline, premise, content, author name and photo - looks like an Onion-level satirical gag.

Opinion | From the river to the sea, Palestine will be ... abolished? With Israel’s Netanyahu alongside, Trump adds Gaza to his list of colonial ambitions.

“Genocide Joe never looked so good.” Scalding piece by Dana Millbank . “From the river to the sea, Palestine will cease to exist. As those uncommitted voters now know: Elections have consequences.” www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...

"His comments seemed to indicate that Mr. Trump wanted to find a new homeland for the Palestinians rather than reconstruct Gaza" is an insane way to describe what would be one of history's greatest programs of ethnic cleansing.

A lot be of people are saying this.