...or morally pure billionaires.

A tautology wrapped in a tautology

70 of them?

That's a football team!

Let them play Notre Dame next year and then we'll talk.

There is no bottom!

(Except, of course, Lindsay Graham)

Billionaires control the US.

My thought experiment involves Stephen Miller ascending a scaffold.

@bsky.app could you please verify the kegels account?

Well, Kim Yo Jong and I play online Mah Jong together, so...

Barstow. It's always Barstow. 🙄

Also, Blockbuster gets real salty about that.

See, your "willful disobedience" is why you will never get verified, Jerry.

Me? I could crack walnuts in that thing!

She also wrote "Jolene" on the same day.

THE SAME DAY!!!

🤭

Your job is to make sure "casual fit" really means it!

Stay in your lane

People were expelled from Universities. Fucking cowardly administrators (that's a "tautology", for those university administrators who are morons. Another tautology).

I knew some of the OG Onion people (90s), so this is very funny!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

People really like pizza.

My business plan is to charge $500 a slice!

I'd like to specialize in ventilation (and shitposting).

How convenient!

Yeah, could you point me to the ads / ratfucking that AIPAC is directing towards Biss? Because I've seen the stuff targeting Abugazaleh (including this gaslighting article).

The closer this race gets, the more Biss reverts to form (weasel).

Surely "the most moral army in the world" in service of "the only liberal democracy in the middle-east" wouldn't be capable of that.

We've been lied to for decades (generations). People are starting to see thru it (like they are with the Epstein class).

Happening now: The Bay showed UP for Alysa Liu’s celebration rally in Oakland 🤟🥇

Damn! 😬

Is roast duck an option?

Asking for a friend, who really, really wants some roast duck but is afraid it'll turn out either "greasy" or "dry" if they try it at home!
My friend also really misses "South Water Kitchen" in Chicago! 😕

"Roasting a duck" is up there!

Senators and members of congress always like a good boondoggle! They could make it bi-partisan!

That's what "Magibook" is for! 😉

If you're unaware, search BSky from the last couple of days. You'll absolutely regret it! 👍

It's all they know.

There's a rule at a card game: if you don't know who "the mark" is, it's you.

The grown-ups in the room know that we can't have nice things.

Best they can do is Chuck Schumer.