@eremsordes.bsky.social
she/theymab, 30s, poly, hopeless flirt decalcified consciousness, accidental Buddhist absurdist, feral housewife, vague mystic dork, tactical fuckup, 1-1 k/d, wannabe cybernetic alchemist, bad at guitar, professional robotripper and modern peasant
I'm a good shot and I smoke a ton of weed
call me Revolver Coughsalot
they said the thing
I don't believe in bullying fanfic authors (that's what he is 🤷♀️) doing their own thing but oh my god Brian shut up, stop doing that to Dune
yeah the world might be going to shit but soon I'll have completed my Dune set in the specific publisher covers I wanted
just the six books
fuck you Brian
so many integral, load bearing bones of society are actually made of sticks held together with shoestring and old chewing gum, it's terrifying
wow what a lovely day today
I hope something bad happens to Jack Black
sometimes I keep two authors next to each other my shelves just because at least one of them would fucking hate that I put them together
slamming a hatchet into a tree stump and pointing up at his window
this guy never saw me axe kick a sack of rice
false, distorted approximations of pizza, the creation of which was ordered by a being pretending at godhood
so like, most of those corporate brewery restaurant places that do pizza
gnostic brick oven pizza
I didn't say I'd enjoy it, it's just more fun to laugh without looking at him
more bands that sound like the vocalist might actually puke on stage and keep going please
have to recommend this album to at least one person every time I'm reminded of it because it's still some of the most absolutely disgusting, deranged and enraged filth I've ever heard
here i come to ruin the comment memes pointing out the quote is "ain't none-uh this mattas"
ngl I would watch Deicide if Glen wasn't there
me, gardening
trash from a fake artist
I had a 3 cylinder Geo Metro
55mpg inner city
godlike car that was treated unfairly
I'm trying to dig out a campsite in my yard so I don't have to go anywhere to do it
I haven't left a toilet lid open a single time ever since that episode of Mythbusters aired
"what's this gunk that starts forming on things if I don't clean my bathroom?"
well... poop 🤷♀️
is this the Melpomene behind Antecantementum or another one?
Herbert does Tarkovsky
"Head of Sustainability Education"
- posting AI slop
satire writes itself
credits should be at the beginning of movies again
send him here, I'll have him do yard work until he really wants mom back lol
The assumption that a whole system can be made to work better through an assault on its conscious elements betrays a dangerous ignorance. This has often been the ignorant approach of those who call themselves scientists and technologists.
we should get down now
the cute dog i sat through Frasier for was Niles
"what's your gender?"
Dream Of The Archer by Heart
"what's in your pants?"
wistfulness and a mandolin
and a high archery skill