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@juiciestjay.bsky.social

16 Followers  |  31 Following  |  31 Posts  |  Joined: 16.10.2024  |  1.896

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The clocks all run backward when you have nightmares

31.03.2025 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He def eats yellow snow because he saw you do it

10.01.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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donald trump blowing a kiss at a microphone in front of a blue background that says among men ALT: donald trump blowing a kiss at a microphone in front of a blue background that says among men
29.12.2024 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish I could get harnessed like that just to enjoy life a little

22.12.2024 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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More boobs? I know yours are ginormous and massive honkers but

18.12.2024 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man sitting in front of a microphone with the words " we 're getting better with age " ALT: a man sitting in front of a microphone with the words " we 're getting better with age "
17.12.2024 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

JEEBUS I ONLY HAVE 7

12.12.2024 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I DONT GET IT

11.12.2024 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Either that or -2

11.12.2024 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

QT to Qtpie

11.12.2024 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hims anxiety meds have been great so now time to try weight loss lmao

09.12.2024 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At this point just wait til the NYE shenanigans are done

08.12.2024 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

FUCK

06.12.2024 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of spongebob squarepants sitting at a table in a diner ALT: a cartoon of spongebob squarepants sitting at a table in a diner
05.12.2024 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t assume anything these days πŸ˜“ but once he sees you on there he should freak out and text you inmediately

05.12.2024 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Your face is cute get over it

03.12.2024 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

O_o

02.12.2024 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Randoms on the internet will remind you that you’re kicking ass, my dude 🫑 keep it up!!!

01.12.2024 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stop plz

29.11.2024 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait these are sick next Dallas trip ima hit you up

28.11.2024 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You’re rocking the socks off everybody dude πŸ€œπŸΌπŸ€›πŸΌ

21.11.2024 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought that was gunna stay on twitter 😭

20.11.2024 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

wait a second

16.11.2024 05:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

tyson is just walking out so hopefully within 5 minutes

16.11.2024 04:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a black and white drawing of a stick figure with the word hmm on the bottom right ALT: a black and white drawing of a stick figure with the word hmm on the bottom right
16.11.2024 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

there are still a lot of tickets left. idk what box office price was but they're not awful

15.11.2024 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My 8 year plan? (40y/o)

win the lottery

~or~

die

15.11.2024 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Where r the ears

15.11.2024 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pastel AF

21.10.2024 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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