Marcus Shugel-Shen | Monkey Prince

Nothing that you could prove.

Oh, no. What a shame.

𝑌𝑜𝑢𝑟 ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑡𝑒𝑐𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑙𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑠
𝐹𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑑 𝑤𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑 𝑦𝑜𝑢.

Hits his vape.

//: of course ✌️😘

Imagine being awake. Couldn’t be me.

“Wanna see it?” It was helpful for when he changed back, but in monkey form? Nobody would recognize him anyways.

“It’s not breakable.”

“Oh, hey, thanks! You know, it was a gift from my me——. My mom’s friend.” Pigsy was great, but describing their friendship was… difficult.

The Prince is back!

I love whimsy.

I’m against the terms of goblins and gnomes.

That’s something they’d say while tiptoeing through my garden.

Bro really said teehee

I have plenty of great ideas. Let me know if you ever need any of them.

Why not do both?

“Call me the Band Prince cause I’m so instrumental.”

He grinned, arms crossing over his chest.

“Oh! Yeah, crystal clear. Got any demons you want me to bop with my staff?”

“…I probably won’t…”

“Uh, in English?”

………. Why do you say that like you have experience?

Congrats. You’ve beaten the incel allegations.

Clown Prince of Cringe.

I don’t think anyone is coming to the suckiest party.

Get it? Suckiest.

The handsomest monkey on this planet aaaaand a prince.

Beat that, chucklefuck.

I didn’t say that.

I’m just saying that your special sock doesn’t count.

Good luck with the second. You’ll need it with a face like that.

Is this like a ‘I will corrupt someone else’

or

is this a ‘I’m gonna make babies’

Superbitch is CRAAAAZY

Marcus currently, was explaining to a legion of his hair clones, how to properly dangle a criminal upside to make them look ridiculous and, frustratingly enough, no one was paying any attention.

@gothamshadow.bsky.social

(Using his tail to snag some.)