Marcus Shugel-Shen | Monkey Prince

I love whimsy.

I’m against the terms of goblins and gnomes.

That’s something they’d say while tiptoeing through my garden.

Bro really said teehee

I have plenty of great ideas. Let me know if you ever need any of them.

Why not do both?

“Call me the Band Prince cause I’m so instrumental.”

He grinned, arms crossing over his chest.

“Oh! Yeah, crystal clear. Got any demons you want me to bop with my staff?”

“…I probably won’t…”

“Uh, in English?”

………. Why do you say that like you have experience?

Congrats. You’ve beaten the incel allegations.

Clown Prince of Cringe.

I don’t think anyone is coming to the suckiest party.

Get it? Suckiest.

The handsomest monkey on this planet aaaaand a prince.

Beat that, chucklefuck.

I didn’t say that.

I’m just saying that your special sock doesn’t count.

Good luck with the second. You’ll need it with a face like that.

Is this like a ‘I will corrupt someone else’

or

is this a ‘I’m gonna make babies’

Superbitch is CRAAAAZY

Marcus currently, was explaining to a legion of his hair clones, how to properly dangle a criminal upside to make them look ridiculous and, frustratingly enough, no one was paying any attention.

@gothamshadow.bsky.social

(Using his tail to snag some.)

You got popcorn?

“Good day to not have an alien invasion!”

☺️

If you come to my island, I only have two villagers.

• Tiansheng
• Rasher

…. God, I hope that’s a metaphor or I’m gonna have to report some stuff.

He—.. come again?

You’ll be imagining for a long time, red head.

Imagine not knowing Nightwing. Best ass on the East Coast.

Well… I guess I am one then!

And handsome. Add handsome to that.

What’s a harlot.

That’s Prince die Dirne to you!