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@darkkeep.bsky.social

Dad/Son/Brother. Blessed and favored. Fußball is life! (But not all of it). Reply/repost guy.

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As a footy sicko it's just extra value

08.02.2026 15:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Okay, Lyndsay Vaughn THAT is an Olympic exit.

08.02.2026 11:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Got truly hopeful Father Time was gonna take an L for about 3 seconds.

08.02.2026 11:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Paris gave us Gojira, was I wrong for hoping for some Lacuna Coil? 🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿

06.02.2026 22:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Crowded. Food was horrible. Didn't ask about the bathroom. -10/10 Would never recommend.

03.02.2026 13:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

So, correct me if I'm wrong, but... that sounds a lot like bribery

02.02.2026 13:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This just in from the Goalkeepers Union: "It's all anyone has ever had."

01.02.2026 22:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My world crystallized. I was just starting to get tired of this chant, too. Needs to ring loud at every match @americanoutlaws.bsky.social #ussoccer #coyg

31.01.2026 14:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Time to earn those winners' medals, lads! LFG! #COYG

28.01.2026 19:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Clenching my fists and jaws in cultural context

28.01.2026 17:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.

Stay free

28.01.2026 17:02 — 👍 97320    🔁 40966    💬 4309    📌 5385

Don't ask the athletes to carry that water. Worked with a member of the 80 Olympic track team. He deserved better.

Hoping the wealthy tourists stay away.

27.01.2026 11:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Today was a reminder that you can't be sloppy at this level and expect to stay 7 points clear. 📉 It’s not a crisis, but it's a massive wake-up call. We need to get back to being clinical, dominance just isn't enough.

Anyway, 4pts clear. we move!🔴⚪

25.01.2026 19:05 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Really should've handled ManUre. Still two full match days worth of points ahead. If there's a good time for a slipup wakeup call and it's now. #COYG

25.01.2026 18:28 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

If Fulham want to pay for Jedi to improve his service to Pepi, I say we let them. Price is no object! 🤣🤣🤣

25.01.2026 15:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A pathway shoveled through inches of snow

A pathway shoveled through inches of snow

A pathway shoveled through inches of snow leading to a car bumper

A pathway shoveled through inches of snow leading to a car bumper

Neighbor shoveling his driveway as more snow falls

Neighbor shoveling his driveway as more snow falls

12 hours ago none of this white stuff was here in Dayton. Forecast says another 12 hours worth happening now. Neighbor knows what's up, trying not to fall too far behind. Great day for cocoa, #plmornings, the Arsenal, and NFL conference champs!

25.01.2026 13:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's always darkest just before Tomorrow

24.01.2026 15:42 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

If I ever make an away day in Minni, one of my first stops will be the Blackheart. Cool to see the LGBTQ+ soccer bar representing the voice of the majority of humanity.

24.01.2026 13:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So happy for you (in a totally weird parasocial way) and excited for the footy world that you're unique voice will be amplified.

23.01.2026 14:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Credit Reverso:
Un fannullone fascista

22.01.2026 20:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When you stop being useful, you're just an idiot.

22.01.2026 17:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Aramco Shield

22.01.2026 14:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You sure you're not from Mainz?

21.01.2026 20:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just saw a fellow Gooner skeet 'B Team'. Please don't. Mikel has put together a squad that can roll with injury and the heavy fixture list. Everyone with a contract can step into the team sheet or the pitch and do the business.

The whole team is the First Team.

20.01.2026 22:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Win everything. Every matchday.

20.01.2026 22:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My Great-grandfather was one of the elders whose tilled soil Dr King's work took root in.

Martin's words are echoes of centuries of oppressed people yearning to be breathe free, but suffocated by custom and evil. I feel and see them in the multicolored response in MN and find quiet copium.

19.01.2026 16:37 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

As a member of the Goalkeepers Union since childhood, I just as amazed by his ability to keep it out of the net as I am appalled by absolute lack of anything approaching class.

18.01.2026 18:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Everything About You
YouTube video by Ugly Kid Joe - Topic Everything About You

music.youtube.com/watch?v=zWeS...

18.01.2026 15:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

But if one of them has to take 3, I'm alright with it being the red guys

17.01.2026 13:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So I'm watching this Manchester derby, and find myself wishing for a zero point draw at the end of this 45. #COYG

17.01.2026 13:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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