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Absolutely not

23.10.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Never has his Bluesky handle been more appropriate

23.10.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They just need to shoot 69% from the floor all year and they will be fine imo.

23.10.2025 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Jazz?!

23.10.2025 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

The Jazz?

23.10.2025 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Lost an entire day of prospect list writing to car issues. This is probably fine and I’m just going to make a toddy now.

22.10.2025 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kurt Suzuki continuing to get the standard backup catcher one-year deal even as a manager. You must respect it

22.10.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 119    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

See it just makes me irrationally mad despite it sort of being my job

22.10.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay this is wild even by the standards of β€œweird Angels shit”

22.10.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Chris Bassitt is objectively the funniest possible choice to be pitching exactly this inning.

21.10.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the ideal auto body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

20.10.2025 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of probably I dunno the ten greatest albums ever or something like that.

19.10.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Look I was out of my seat for the last 20 minutes and got to see Liam Palmer in goal. Seen worse Wednesday games.

18.10.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It feels very weird to be watching baseball playoff games on HBO Max.

17.10.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait he isn’t wearing the beret for the debate?

17.10.2025 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

/Craig muttering to himself to the tune of the Red Robin jingle

β€œBlake Treinen”

17.10.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
28.09.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 418    πŸ” 89    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 5

Dave Roberts has stopped pretending and has opted for just trying to kill Craig tonight.

17.10.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It looked bad in the moment, but I do wish he was in the middle of this lineup trying to hit every Mariners slider 400 feet.

16.10.2025 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s either Kokoroko- Tuff Times Never Last or Flora Hibbard- Swirl. The new Neko Case might get there with more listens though.

16.10.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m mostly hoping it will speed up the process of forcing a sale but I have my doubts. This is also a lot less debt than the last winding up order 15 years ago.

16.10.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
16.10.2025 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Swing, batter, batter
Swing, batter, batter
Swing, batter, batter, swing
Swing, batter, batter
Swing, batter, batter
Swing, batter, batter, swing

15.10.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Trying to figure out which combo of Spencer Jones, Jasson Dominguez, Austin Wells, and Anthony Volpe will be the new β€œFrazier and Andujar” in terrible trade proposals this offseason.

14.10.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

You have six umpires there someone has to signal the ball is clearly in play at some point no?

14.10.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

What rhymes with β€œknife prank?”

12.10.2025 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Tom Henke in his gold rimmed glasses

Tom Henke in his gold rimmed glasses

You can keep your Mason Millers this is what an elite closer looks like.

11.10.2025 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I loved those early 90s Jays team. Had the Juan Guzman starting lineup figure.

11.10.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Devon White versus Ken Griffey jr let’s go

11.10.2025 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Guess I didn’t need to hurry this one out

11.10.2025 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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