Josie (V//Tomo)

YOU'RE BEING LIED TO - The Truth About The Glass Cup Situation

New CBS News contributors: Aaron Rodgers, Roseanne Barr, Anton Chigurh, Stephen Miller, Stephen Miller (the other one), Stephen Miller (found a third one), a smokin' hot babe with huge bazongas, Walter White, Tom (not Jerry), big bucket of gravy, Budd Dwyer (deceased), Thomas Chatterton Williams.

i say this as someone with at least a mild background in cybersecurity — tiktok is now trump/fedgov spyware. you need to delete your account and app ASAP. just because the app isn‘t open doesn’t mean they won’t be harvesting your personal data to target you. queer folx get the fuck off that app

If I may quote one of the great films of 1995:

"I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take the butcher's word for it."

youtu.be/CXKTBQBugIA

This answered something I'd been wondering about being able to reflect sound back from LRADs, cool!

Wish I could just be a luthier, I love woodworking and doing guitar maintenance and I've had a bit of experience building them before but damn, it's a hard and expensive business venture and I got none of the tools or space to even begin!

Two screens from Ab-Fab 3 women looking at razzle magazine 'its disgusting, that is so degrading to women' Second screen one comments 'what do you mean? She's got the whip'

Three panel comic. Panel 1: the stage of the Jerry Springer show with an audience watching. A peeved looking person sits in a chair. Jerry Springer stands next to him and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the incensed audience boos loudly. Panel 3: security attempts to break out a fistfight between the onstage guest and a prehistoric fish, the Tiktaalik.

Oh no

Learning about past political scandals through references made on MST3K and damn does it feel quaint now, I feel like the whole administration probably takes private jets to get haircuts as standard operating procedure

Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.

Our parents are LYING about the airplane!

Master the Shapes Box!

I know Fred Durst in the past was a bit of a prick, but I truly do respect how much that man has grown as a person compared to who he was at Woodstock '99.

Also it's pretty cool how much of an ally he is to trans and other LGBT+ people.

It means a certain area is 100% going to get rain but that only 30% of that area is going to be rained on, if I remember correctly

Graham Lineham is still alive? Fuck.

Oracle owning tiktok was probably the best thing that could happen, the problem will take care of itself under their umbrella

shitpost youtube thumbnail with a baby on the right side covering their mouth looking sort of confused by or disappointed in something with a dark outer glow shadow. on the right side is a pair of plastic toy keys circled in red with a big arrow pointing at them. very bold red all caps text outlined in black across the top reads "WHY YOU'RE BAD AT JINGLING KEYS".

production/geartube but for babies (nothing is different)

The show you dig is coming back even bigger this year... 👀

Sunday, March 22nd, join us for a full day of music and mayhem raising money for @transohio.bsky.social !! This year we're taking over The Summit Music Hall in Columbus OH for an all-day audiovisual marathon raising money for a great cause.

Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in engineering with control panels and engineering stuff on the walls and whatnot. We see Picard and Worf, but Picard is a borgs! His whole body is worn in black spandex or rubber or something borgy and he looks to have been transformed into half robot half human, with tubes and wires and mechanics attached to his body and head, including half his face being covered in tech and wires, Phantom of the Opera style. (SING FOR ME, MY ANGEL CHRISTINE!) Picard's whole arm is also now a long metally tool doohickey with sharp smaller tools doohickeys sticking out of the end, and he's holding it to Worf threateningly. Worf, in gold uniform, stands like he's being held at gunpoint. Closed caption reads, "We only wish to raise quality of life." (Editors note, it goes without saying but FUCK ICE)

how to form a chrysalis/pupa when human

not getting the results i want

its so important to believe in your friends. whatever weird cockamamie shit they're dreaming up, they need the support that only YOU can give them. in whatever way you can, whether minor or major, it all really matters

lol David "Signings Missiles Aimed at Palestine" Draiman demands accountability.

Go fuck yourself.

Tiktok was compromised before it changed hands and it's definitely compromised now

Funny that Kyle Gass couldn't make a dark joke about not missing trump and yet GNR is out there literally hanging and beating effigies of the fucker but I get it, Jack Black has a lot of franchises we all need to consider.

Shame that y'all's taxes will have to pay for Bovino's baby casket when he inevitably catches a bullet from his own idiot force while being stuck downwind in his own cloud of tear gas

a group of trans women is called a blessing