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Hannibal Rex

@thehannibalrex.bsky.social

Dive Bar Daddy of professional wrestling

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Can't believe someone McSnitched smh

09.12.2024 21:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A last-minute promo is better than no promo at all

06.12.2024 19:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm fighting UHC to get an MRI approved that was already approved, so my heart really hurts for that jabrone

05.12.2024 01:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you're wondering, there is someone out there who uses the laptop's nipple as their primary navigation tool

02.12.2024 16:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hey, bring the kids.

Or don't.
I hate kids.
I hate gifts.
I hate Christmas.

Bah hum-fuck off

20.11.2024 03:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd say wrestling companies using AI generation for their media is the modern equivalent of shitty trashbag MS Paint flyers, but that would be an insult to shitty trashbag MS Paint flyers

20.11.2024 03:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Professional wrestler Hannibal Rex standing over Big Jake Shephard in the corner turn turnbuckle. Rex is gouging Jake's eyes out.

Professional wrestler Hannibal Rex standing over Big Jake Shephard in the corner turn turnbuckle. Rex is gouging Jake's eyes out.

Pluck your fucking eyes out

18.11.2024 17:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I MIGHT BE KINDA STUPID BUT I'M NO IDIOT

๐Ÿ“ท Sean Lawrence

14.11.2024 19:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A promotional video from independent wrestler Hannibal Rex. Clearly intoxicated and unable to speak clearly, the underpaid social media intern has painstakingly translated and subtitled the video for mass viewing. As they said in the Flintstones, it's a living.

A promotional video from independent wrestler Hannibal Rex. Clearly intoxicated and unable to speak clearly, the underpaid social media intern has painstakingly translated and subtitled the video for mass viewing. As they said in the Flintstones, it's a living.

The following message has been subtitled for your convenience and translated for clarity

- The Hannibal Rex Social Media Team

#prowrestling #prowrestler #divebardaddy #indiewrestling #ascendprowrestling #norwoodohio

21.10.2024 16:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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