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Got kinda excited by the ingredients label thinkin it would be another spindrift-type drink but then the stevia rip

Their logos very funny like a "what if we just take the PEZ logo and add a few letters to avoid a lawsuit" 100% woulda bought it too

19.02.2026 18:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ive moved a lot of times, and I have to be willing to be ruthless about things I dont have realistic and achievable use cases for

Theres a lot of weird guilt for "well this was ____" but like, sunk-cost weird loss-avoidance brainwaves have no use to me when downsizing

12.02.2026 17:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(adhd clutter sufferer here) the biggest thing (not easiest) is remembering everything can be replaced and not being upset with myself 2 years down the road when (thing i threw out) couldve been useful right now!

Patience with past me, he was doing his best with what he had and thats ok

12.02.2026 17:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*today* we learned about candles
But *tomorrow* we try again

31.01.2026 22:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Im always shocked at the folks (especially back in the midwest) who make weird comments about those choices too

Like, no? I save $200/mo on gas and 200/mo on utilities by producing my own?

Isn't that like supposed to be the pull yourself up by your bootstraps self reliance ideal?

31.01.2026 07:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As a midwest native in an ag hub of california

Your thought process lined up really well with my desire to install solar and your volt/bolt videos helped inspire confidence to get my volt (great car the last 5 years, thanks)

It literally just

Makes fiscal sense

31.01.2026 07:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dont you dare
Feel silly
About being excited
That you are at

(potentially grindy frustrating disappointing and irritatingly slow portion of)

The final stretch
Of a goal

Shits cool, and you did a cool thing for you

Even if everybody hated it (they wont) you did a thing youve hoped to do.

23.01.2026 06:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Indiana good at hand egg
Nebraska dominating round ball

What a time to be alive

20.01.2026 05:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Every so often we can peer into the void and see a glimmer of empathy for our fellow humans

My favorite part of the flour sack fashion is the mills changing their inks/print patterns so it wasnt as obvious/ugly to wear flour sack clothing

03.01.2026 07:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thats when i default to playing survival rpgs like minecraft, ark, or valheim and no life them until something makes sense

31.12.2025 06:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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And then if i show you the AFK autoclick grind log for 2 months where my switch just never turned off

I might have 100-150 like actual hours in scarlet ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

26.12.2025 18:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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At first glance youre like wow avos i had no idea you were so into scarlet, you hardly even played at events what were you even doing?

You hate the casual grindy scavenger hunt checklist part of pokemon

26.12.2025 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good news
Yes.

It is a custard (eggs+dairy)

The eggs (and dairy) start as liquids

Like any other egg dish, when they get overcooked they turn into scrambled eggs

Tldr Eggs thicken stuff as they cook, but eggs is soup to start

24.12.2025 02:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I am a scientist working in a science lab doing science with other scientists who do science.

Everything is fine. My mental health is fine.

16.12.2025 17:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Quit science, do art

08.12.2025 23:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shoutouts to the people who saw earlier versions of my thought process and now have the JG wentworth opera stuck in their head

03.12.2025 15:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Daffy wasnt in this one but im willing to give you a pass for the bit

I have no affiliations with loony tunes, they have not paid me for my testimony, and tbh im not even a fan

I just really like this lucario is brunhilde bugs bunny bit

03.12.2025 15:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This does make a reference to elmer fudd and/or daffy duck a requirement for every team with lucarionite Z

03.12.2025 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I have been slowly simmering on my lucario opinion but im finally ready to announce

03.12.2025 15:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Idk but this sounds a lot like the "but i had to get chick fil a, their sandwiches are just so good" type thought process

19.11.2025 03:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It explains so much

11.11.2025 18:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Waffles, french toast, pancakes, etc

Imo, can be decent adhd *do all the thing now and never again* meal preps because they freeze well and can be toasted or microwaved as needed

Personally, I'm team french toast (bonus: they can be made at once in the oven)
But im married to a pancake person

11.11.2025 18:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Waffles (ideally, or else theyre just pancakes with pockets imo) are crispy outside fluffy inside

More doneness gets more crispy, and firms up the interior of the waffle so they split apart less

The first waffle is almost always a sacrifice to the waffle gods, they demand shredded waffle

11.11.2025 18:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Lol its kinda like a toaster but without the spring action

Power on? RED LIGHT ON
Is hot? GREEN LIGHT ON

It cools down due to things being added to it (and heat moving to the thing being cooked) the green light turns off

When the green light is back on, your thing is cooked to doneness selected

11.11.2025 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait, i have cats
I also have a wife

Am i?

11.11.2025 16:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Waffle irons, my greatest restaurant nemesis!

If you fill the whole mold, it should do the temperature sensing done timer better and rip apart less

Waffle irons can also be good for making french toast and panini

A george foreman grill was kinda just a weird waffle iron tbh

11.11.2025 16:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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08.11.2025 16:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dude, your cousin looks just like you thats crazy

03.11.2025 06:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My spouse is not entertained by pokemon naming pun conventions.

So i should just bombard her with them until she stockholm syndromes her way into loving them?

Thats how it works right

01.11.2025 04:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One further comment
It is good
Stacie approves.

30.10.2025 04:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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