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Theyre only hurricanes if theyre made in the hurricane region of france

22.10.2025 03:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It would probably be a reasonable volume but i had headphones on and couldn't quite hear it hill

28.09.2025 15:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sure there are the "i have no idea how to fix this, throw everything at it and hope something works" shotgun approach of trial and error

But its usually weeks/months of charlie conspiracy meme followed by designing meticulous validations for every thread to make sure theyre connected how you think

20.09.2025 17:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The cabinets do look fresh enough it could be newly remodeled because ive never seen someone move into a lab space and have it *actually* cleaned out that nicely

Lol

16.09.2025 05:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Those cabinets are too empty and that bench is too tidy for research so

Charjabug teaches?

A worthy endeavor

16.09.2025 05:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You are only in "bad shape" if there is something you're training to do and failing to achieve

Its all about context

14.09.2025 00:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If it was 140 the whole time you were doing a casual walk, congrats you just found your starting point for whatever youre training

I used to spend a lot of time in that same range (70-80% max hr) when i was cycling

Fitness isn't a "good" or "bad" its about what you want from it.

14.09.2025 00:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But that also means thats an activity level you shouldve been able to sustain for an hour+

But heart rates are weird, and instant reads arent useful at understanding overall trends

Hitting 130-140? Nbd, you coulda been talking, going up a hill, or even thinking too hard about something silly

14.09.2025 00:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

With like zero extra context and making a few assumptions, your max heart rate is likely around 185-190

That lands you ~70% of your max, so somewhere around zone3

It means whatever you were doing in that moment your body assumed it was moderately strenuous

14.09.2025 00:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sorry to hear youre leaving to *checks notes* new jersey probably?

13.09.2025 23:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I say this about one punch man a few times a year

04.09.2025 06:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Im glad to hear you have always lived in new york city for plausible deniability

23.08.2025 04:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"but sometimes"

21.08.2025 02:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Also bonus because this is hilarious to tattoo "begins with a choice" but use the only version where you had no choice

16.08.2025 22:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Where the actual fuck does this quote come from because it is not red and blue from prof oak as implied

16.08.2025 22:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honestly farming side events is the thing i have had the most fun doing at live events

Always tell myself im going to do

And then never do and regret it

Youre doing gods work supporting the side events, they are the best part of live events

16.08.2025 19:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Relatable

07.08.2025 04:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If it isnt
"Its morphin time"
Its just the wrong answer

06.08.2025 21:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Low ladder, bad looking RMT teams are my favorite

Have i been missing out?

05.08.2025 16:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Microwave your bacon and thank me later

04.08.2025 03:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh i had a whole follow up and tabbed out and forgot

Tldr, my brother in law who got a theater degree from somewhere in BFE nebraska? Scammed

My degree in horticulture? My literal entire career path.

I dont regret my degrees even slightly, his was an absolute waste of time and money

01.08.2025 21:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

College is *usually* a scam, sold to us by people who were jealous that others went and passed that inferiority complex down

If you go because someone somewhere made you feel like it was good for some nebulous reason, garbage

If you go because there is a specific thing you want it for, worth it

01.08.2025 18:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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@sandybeach.me
Why use biorender when i have MSpaint and powerpoint

I have also frustrated the absolute shit out of geneticist types by using notepad to search for sequences in front of them

31.07.2025 23:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I will not use excel instead of access
I will not use excel instead of access
I will not use access instead of excel
I will not use access
I will put all of my data into excel until it chugs to a halt and crashes

I will put 1500 tabs into excel and be upset when it takes half an hour to load

31.07.2025 22:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They want to import it into R Studio
Which, if you know what youre doing is more powerful, makes better looking visualizations, etc

But i never understand what arguments it wants or which packages i need to install or all the cute tricks to make things look cool so I just want to use excel

31.07.2025 15:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Where else am i supposed to keep my numbers ๐Ÿ˜ญ

31.07.2025 04:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When that excel sheet gets exported to .csv though i am crying

31.07.2025 02:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ok but i love my excel sheets
I have so many! I just made a new one today as a subset of a different one so i could look at other things without confusing everybody else that has access!

31.07.2025 02:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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You could be like me

30.07.2025 06:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What if i counteract it with fake leaks
Then you wont know whats real

29.07.2025 02:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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