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Mike Johnson represents a state whose largest city was built below sea level behind levees sandwiched between the ocean and a massive river on hurricane alley, but he doesn’t want to give aid to CA because their policies invite natural disasters.

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Well, if that does happen, guess who would get to run again?

I’m so tired of these GOP crybabies. I checked and I didn’t see him complain about 60,000 “questionable votes” being counted when he won last time.

The citizens of NC should have some legal recourse against people like Mr. Two Lastnames who abuse the legal system.

Same. Against the three that went in this year, Jones is not in their class.

Ichiro was an impact player until late in his career with over 3k MLB hits.

Sabathia was an ace most of his career and amassed over 3,000 Ks.

Wagner was a dominant closer until he retired and amassed 422 saves.

I did. Unfortunately mine are Thom Tillis and Ted Budd, two idiot Republican asshats who won’t think for themselves as evidenced by the replies their aides sent to me.

If you get *outraged* when clergy asks a supposed Christian to do something Jesus asked of them, but not outraged when other clergy sexually assault children, maybe you are just not a good person—and only pretending to follow Jesus.

Fucking assclown.

If he’s that concerned maybe he should find that big Canadian faucet and crank it on himself.

This is the type of things people should do when they have the funds to afford it. Instead some jump up and down like a moron talking about sending the first Americans to Mars.

This times a centillion.

Part 2.

Part 1 here. Part 2 in reply.

Can’t say as I didn’t see this coming.

Just waiting for when the KKK can march through neighborhoods with their hoods on and burning crosses terrorizing people again.

Oh, wait, they may not bother with the hoods as they’ve been emboldened by their leader.

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"This is personal to you, Michael."

No fucking shit. You think?

Ace job by this talking head. I wouldn't have know it wasn't personal without her input. I feel more informed now. 🙄

Found in the Meta wild.

Congratulations for interrupting your praise and promotion of The Whiniest and Most Aggrieved Man in America™️ for reporting on Ichiro. I can only imagine how difficult it was to actually write a truthful article. Bully for you!

We’re going to need the help of other world leaders to fight and drown out The Whiniest and Most Aggrieved Man in America™️ because our leaders and corporate media outlets seem to have misplaced their spines and integrity.

Ah yes, “The Whiniest and Most Aggrieved Man in America™️” vomits some words on his shitty social media platform.

I hate it when that happens.

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Glad to see the rest of the world doing what our country’s “leadership” is failing to do.

Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde is the Christian that Franklin Graham failed to be.

Warmonger Trump Refuses to End War in Ukraine as Promised He promised to end it in 24 hours.

Trump repeatedly told voters he knew exactly how to end the war in Ukraine within 24 hours. So why is warmonger Trump allowing the senseless killing to continue when he knows how to end it so easily?

Well-deserved to one of the best to play the game and one of the best characters of the game.

I loved watching him pitch, too. He had a really good stretch of dominance last couple of years in Cleveland through the first 4-5 years with the Yankees, and that brief stint with Milwaukee was legendary.

A linguistics professor was lecturing his class. "In English, a double negative is a positive. In some languages, like Russian, a double negative is still a negative. But, there is no language wherein a double positive can be a negative."

A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."