cal it chips. call it crisps. call it crips. nobody cares
#tbh I miss 2008 twitter
The fun thing about Malta is you can just speak in whatever random accent you feel like and it’s fine
happy to report my face is still the same #successfullogin
like I’m literally not leaving the 300m radius of shopping malls around my hotel until I go back to the airport
also me tho : *consumes 6 bobas in 2 days*
people : wow so cool you’re going to Malaysia
me : *flies 24 hours to spend 3 days in a shopping mall* so cool
damn bluesky might as well be a private journal app
HELLO ?
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hello ?
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(echo joke)
I’m speaking on a panel with a bunch of men. Man 1 says, “let’s do this.” I say fine. Man 2 enters: “actually let’s do this.” Fine. Man 3 you guessed it: “no let’s do that.”
None of these jokers even knows you shouldn’t invert QR codes like SIRS this panel is called “DIGITAL GYM” ffs.
the patriarchy is still annoying a.f.
BELIEVE I don’t leave Istanbul airport without some premium lotion samples
MI senators are a complete disgrace
will converse w/ your dad at dinner, price list by topic:
- his career at megacorp €150
- slavery €1000
- automated control systems €115
- trans sports participation €300
prices per 15 mins
stepdads +50%
what’s going to happen to Hilton when all the boomers die?
Mine and @premthakker.bsky.social's take on the awful Trump speech and the Dems' feckless response to it:
How it started… and how it’s going:
What we CANNOT do, is let them forget what Dems did to get us here. We cannot let them co-opt and hijack the resistance to fascism as though they have not been an integral part of this current descent into madness.
We told them…whatever you allow them to do to Gaza, will eventually be done to you.
It can be extremely difficult to stomach smug self-satisfied liberals suddenly developing a sense of urgency about fascism, after 16 months of Dems enabling genocide & endorsing genociders.
But Malcolm did say, ‘don’t be in a hurry to condemn, there was a time you didn’t know what you know today.’
WYOMING:
“Thank you, Madam chairman.”
“I prefer ‘Mister’ chairman.”
“Well you all voted preferred pronouns cannot be compelled speech.”
The insinuation from the Times is that if you're black, that's why you got the job you have. This kind of shit is why they don't get my fucking money any more.
“More than a quarter of the contracts listed by DOGE were actually already paid, the Journal found, saving no money. For instance, DOGE listed $168,000 in savings for terminating a contract with HHS for an Anthony Fauci museum exhibit. It had already been fully paid.”
Beyond parody.
damn
you can't seriously still not believe in quantum hell
As a lifelong girl and woman in sports I’m here to tell you the only times I’ve EVER felt threatened was by cis white males
www.congress.gov/bill/118th-c...
As Trump opens war on government’s ability to provide services, Senate votes 54-45 to advance bill to sanction ICC officials, as court pursues justice against Israeli leaders accused of war crimes.
Falls short of 60-vote threshold.
John Fetterman joined Republicans.
But thei were all of them deceivid for anothir environment-killinge plagiarism machyne was made
Aimless on immigration. Villains of a TikTok ban. Backing genocide in Gaza—only speaking out now to scold. Ignoring Cori Bush's effort to hold election deniers accountable. Party "star" Eric Adams nixing MLK day to grovel at Inauguration.
24 hours underscored every way Democrats brought Trump back:
that’s fair, cannot think of an alternative for cold brew in espain
