Chris Wagner

Chris Wagner

@chriswagner.bsky.social

Four strings and a mic. Kids, dogs, Jayhawks, Chiefs, Royals. Politics/legal post sicko. "KAAAN, SAAAS, CITY!" Punk rock and skateboards save lives. Need bass on your record? Come find me: https://linktr.ee/chriswagner

685 Followers 1,380 Following 2,132 Posts Joined Apr 2023
1 day ago
Mar Espinar criticized Isabel Diaz Ayuso for her alignment with Trump during a government hearing: (English translation in the post)

“Cójase al mafioso de su jefe de Gabinete, tire para Mar-a-Lago y déjenos aquí — que somos más de los valientes de Minnesota”

Mar Espinar, Spain’s PSOE deputy, on Isabel Díaz Ayuso’s support for Trump:

“Take your mafioso chief of staff, go to Mar-a-Lago, and leave us here — because we are more like the brave ones from Minnesota”

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1 day ago
The T-Mobile Center in Kansas City, where the Kansas Jayhawks are (hopefully) about to give Jamie Dixon fits. Depends. This KU team is a coin-flip.

YESSSSSSSS

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3 days ago

Hey Grok do poor people know what cash is

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3 days ago

No no, it's the opposite. One espresso and you're hearing colors.

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3 days ago

Note: this changes with age. Tread lightly...

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3 days ago
Hunt for Red October "Another submarine?" meme, but it's "Another boat in the Suez?"
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3 days ago

Hey man that single rat leveled Jordan B. Peterson. Show some respect.

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3 days ago

Sun Tzu (D-NY) - “When your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”

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4 days ago

"When you're a Jet/You're a Jet all the wait fuck I'm a Jet? SERIOUSLY? FUCK."

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4 days ago

My daughter keeps trolling me (KU '96) about going to Mizzou. I mumble about my will.

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4 days ago

Someone's sell order trigger hasn't hit yet

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4 days ago

Yamaha has entered the chat

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5 days ago

Wait what

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5 days ago

He's doing it on purpose. When you have the power to distress the assets you want, so that you can buy them on sale, and you have no moral center, the path is clear.

Lutnick with the bond market. The Trump boys with stocks and crypto. Kushner with... damn near everything.

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5 days ago

"Valorizes"? Sorry, just trying not to misread...

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5 days ago

Ask them to give you all their stuff. No backsies.

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5 days ago

Not me going "oh no not the guy from The Psychedelic Furs too"

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1 week ago

Yay

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1 week ago

Sorry, our weirdo-to-normal ratio is off the fucking charts

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1 week ago

Nothing wrong with writing down your Ws

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1 week ago

Manmakers!

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1 week ago

Xhibit ass guns

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1 week ago

It's like watching a master butcher take apart an entire spring lamb

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1 week ago

Rooting for necrotizing fasciitis

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1 week ago

Enemy of my Enemy, etc.

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1 week ago

The plentiful em-dashes at the end might make one wonder if AI wrote that for Rinehart...

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1 week ago

We put unimaginable pressure on our kids like normal people

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1 week ago
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THE ONLY THING THAT CAN KILL A BAD MCDONNELL JET WITH A GUN IS A GOOD MCDONNELL JET WITH A GUN

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1 week ago

Tomax Steps Down, Replaced By Xamot

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1 week ago

This "The Color of Money" reboot fucking sucks

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