Panicked when the cashier said hi and the inner gay ordered an iced coffee when I wanted a regular one 🥲
Rallied the troops to set up a cousin group chat yesterday because we shouldn't have to wait for another funeral to have a giant piss up together 🙂↕️
So happy I live in a time with fan edits of Dunk and Egg set to Abba
They need to add a "Does the dog die?" warning on my favourite podcasts. The dogs of the hosts are dying too regularly recently.
Everyone's in heat
The weirdest part of my dream last night isn't that I blacked out at an office party and woke up in Portugal. It's that I took a train from Connolly to the airport.
What's the X axis?
Posting that I was playing Assassin's Creed 2 on the insta somehow resulted in all the gays in my dms 🤔
They need to teach umbrella etiquette in schools
Guy in the hostel is the spitting image of Daniel Wiffen (it's not his twin)
Night 6 in Italy and I've only just had my first pasta dish 🤦♂️
Just discovered the existence of brown paper "bubble wrap". Thank you ikea for enlightening me 🙂↕️
Zara is uncomfortably warm. I am sweating
This week of all weeks to finish Huxley's Brave New World has been bad timing. Every google to find discussions/reviews all link to the Marvel film
Ooooh walking along the coast there. Proper gorgeous. So refreshing. Strong (but not too strong) wind & wet. Few things better.
Just discovered 'Freeze Top Row' functionality in excel. Life changed
No sun for 10 days, so I'm cooking food I only order while on holly days to feel some joy 🌞
Immediately went, 'When did Swerve wrestle Dax?' 🤦♂️
Excuse me. But Boney M are at Beyond the Pale?
I probably haven't parallel parked in 12 years
I haven't been able to find my hat in over a week :(
So colourful. So smart.
Look are pretty they are. Much better than a boring map of phoenix park
Gonna start posting my completed sudokus the way you lot post your completed 5ks
Was sceptical at first, but Dexter Original Sin is actually a pretty fun show
Seems like one of my hms threw out a lot of my unopened food :( Guess it's a takeaway night so :)
A close friend made this for me when I finished mine. Meant the world. Can you stitch? 😅
Having a Guinness while dressed as a Guinness 🤦♂️
do it
Fabulous 🥳
