Raises paw
05.03.2026 17:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Raises paw
05.03.2026 17:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is him passive aggressively asking for an invite
05.03.2026 17:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don’t believe in that kind of thing
05.03.2026 17:17 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0>Park ye bike
05.03.2026 17:14 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Pilot: uhhhh computer. That missile launcher shaped thing over there is an orphanage. Bomb that instead.
F-35: Cannot comply, no children detected. Bombing the real orphanage. You big silly 🤪
😕
05.03.2026 16:10 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0That’s an interesting perspective
05.03.2026 16:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I won’t pretend to speak for them. That’s what my computer is for
05.03.2026 15:33 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bullshit
05.03.2026 05:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hell I wish I could hold hands with him
05.03.2026 05:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0smart
05.03.2026 05:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0And i support you!
05.03.2026 05:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0fine
05.03.2026 02:34 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’ll have a 6 piece combo, ha ha
05.03.2026 00:41 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hard to keep a war going forever if you didnt have a plan in the first place
05.03.2026 00:40 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0buongiornio
05.03.2026 00:39 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0could you take my picture / austin powers goldmember
16.08.2023 23:10 — 👍 33 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 0
horny do I make you baby, shagadelic you are
- yoda powers
Oh shit, this person is so cool
05.03.2026 00:00 — 👍 741 🔁 28 💬 48 📌 4tell me you won the lottery without telling me you won the lottery
05.03.2026 00:00 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Terrified of the kind of person who does
04.03.2026 23:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0lucky
04.03.2026 23:56 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0(Winning world series team standing around him in the oval office, smiling politely)
04.03.2026 23:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0oh nice
04.03.2026 23:00 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0SIGMA baby Binky Boy got BLANKIE mogged by Gerbicular right before NAP TIME, losing massive AURA and causing him to drop in the TOP BABY ranks. Fans are left wondering if he'll cry for MOMMY or reclaim DAYCARE LEADER status
04.03.2026 22:10 — 👍 507 🔁 79 💬 9 📌 1👀
04.03.2026 21:36 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0