Dr. Dave

‘American Airlines announces the boarding of Flight 666 to Washington, D.C. We’re going to begin boarding passengers who are particularly well-dressed today. First up is Mrs. Wuta Phul, who’s wearing Daydrift High-Rise trousers by lululemon with a matching Adjustable Cami top.’

Trump was smiling ALMOST as hard as I was when I heard that MTG is resigning from Congress.

Jethro Vance didn’t look at all distressed on Friday as he watched Trump raping Mamdani with his eyes.

The CDC changed wording on its website. Public health experts are furious. — USA TODAY Doctors say the changes undermine public health efforts. Here's why.

The CDC, under the authority of brain worm host RFK Jr., is determined to return U.S. medical care to medieval times.

They’re no longer advising people that vaccines are safe. MAGAts, in particular— because they know NOTHING about science— will be the most harmed.

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DOGE Disbanded: Elon Musk’s Cost-Cutting Project Quietly Ended — TIME Musk said the initiative would save at least $1 trillion. But its website claims to have reached only $214 billion.

DOGE, the horrendously-corrupt agency that fired thousands of skilled gov’t workers and violated the privacy of all Americans— no longer exists, just like the demand for Teslas.

DOGE didn’t save money— it simply sabotaged entire vast portions of the U.S. government.
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That would require reading, which is against the Republican credo.

When you shop for your Thanksgiving turkey and groceries (and no— you won’t need ID), you’ll notice that it’s more expensive than ever.

Remember that an idiot who bankrupted 6 companies is leading the nation, and he has intentionally and strategically destroyed the U.S. economy.

Entire graduate-level courses will be taught examining Trump’s stunning psychopathology— and still, even more inexplicable will be how 77M voters could be so fucking ignorant and hateful that they’d elect him not once, but TWICE so that he could finish destroying America.

Q: Can you summarize MTG’s abrupt yet welcome resignation from Congress in a single sentence?

A: Yes. I’ll paraphrase Shakespeare in saying, “Nothing so became her job as the leaving of it.”

MAGA: Russia’s actually a town in Texas, right?

They should acknowledge that it’s because all of his ideas come directly from his handlers at the Kremlin.

Absolutely!

Obamacare premiums are skyrocketing. Republicans can’t figure out what to do. — POLITICO GOP lawmakers knew subsidies were expiring and premiums would spike, but no clear, conservative alternative emerged.

Republicans opposed Obamacare from the start, and NO REPUBLICAN voted for it when it began in 2009.

Now, the ‘Party of Corruption’ will allow premiums to spike until no one can afford to be insured.

How the fuck does anyone vote for Republicans?!!!!
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Q: No one’s ever seen you look at Melania that way.

Trump: I haven’t been so excited since the last time my plane landed on Epstein’s island.

Q: You seem to be feeling some sort of way about Mamdani.

Trump: Crazy, isn’t it? And I didn’t even have to take a little blue pill.

It wasn’t a “peace deal.” It would’ve been an orchestrated surrender by Ukraine to the nation that mercilessly attacked them— without provocation— for years.

This is your reminder that if the U.S. hadn’t convinced Ukraine to give up its nukes, Russia wouldn’t have attacked them.

Republicans routinely threaten violence. Virtually all of the mass killing in America is perpetrated by Republicans— Dems are not school shooters.

We have a demented President advocating the assassination of Congressmen. His followers are just the depraved monsters to do it.

Q: NOW do you realize that he has dementia?!!!

MAGA: He just ain’t on board with y’all’s liberal math.

This morning at the RNC:

RNC: What the fuck were you thinking, you demented moron?!!!!

Trump: I don’t think anyone even noticed.

Ha, EXACTLY.

I’d love to see ‘stupidity management’ intervention for MAGA.

Of course, the rest of us just refer to it as ‘elementary school.’

A simple message to all elected Republicans:

MTG resigned because she’d never win against a Trump-backed opponent in a district comprised of unbearable rednecks.

One of the dumbest MAGAts on earth has fled.

Be like Marge— except for the toes. Get the fuck out of office NOW.

Absolutely!!!

Tesla is getting Apple CarPlay, iPhone users rejoice — Stuff Tesla is adding Apple CarPlay, ending one of the car world’s longest and most frustrating tech standoffs When you purchase through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission. Here's how it...

Tesla is finally adding CarPlay, after years of Musk obstinately refusing to give his best customers what they want.

This decision comes not because he came to his senses, but because sales dropped precipitously after he revealed that he’s a flaming Nazi.
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JFK was a remarkably intelligent and courageous leader, who didn’t blink when confronting Khrushchev. His assassination was an unbearable national tragedy.

He couldn’t be elected today. He had integrity and believed in science (NASA), which means voters would reject him instantly.

Q: Did you hear that MTG is resigning from Congress?!

Boebert: No shit!

Q: You know what this means, don’t you?

Boebert: That she won’t be there no more?

Q: It means that you are THE most ignorant, pathetic MAGA hick in Congress now.

Boebert: Actually, I always have been.

Trump: Hey, Zohran, wanna earn $50 the hard way?!!

He’s more likely to be compromised if his name ISN’T released.

MAGA in 2024: Let’s see— we can elect a brilliant young woman who’d do things like make housing more affordable, or we could choose an elderly, demented sociopath who’d make EVERYTHING in life unaffordable, and turn America into a fascist society.

We’ll take the hateful, old, racist guy!

Sadly, worse.

GOP barrels toward ObamaCare cliff as prospects dim for subsidy extensions — The Hill Prospects look dim for Congress to agree to an extension of ObamaCare’s enhanced subsidies, as Republicans run headlong toward a December cliff without a clear plan to break their fall.

As Republicans support Trump’s plan to sabotage Obamacare, 22M Americans will see their health insurance premiums become unaffordable on Dec. 31st.

Because he’s jealous, Trump will leave families everywhere uninsured.

This is one promise he’ll keep.
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