Precisely!
If Iran were clever enough to target Trump-owned properties throughout the Middle East, they’d be shocked by the immense increase in support that they’d get immediately from sentient Americans.
This actually infuriates me.
NOW you’ve finally discovered that the world’s biggest conman conned you?!!
The absurdity of the event wasn’t enough, the ludicrous ear drape wasn’t sufficient, and the magic healing of the ear didn’t do it?!!
You JUST realized that you’re an imbecile?!!
While virtually no Americans can define ‘dignity,’ much less explain its importance in today’s world, other nations still appreciate the quaint concept.
No country on earth— NONE— should support the U.S. as long as Trump remains in office.
Period. The end.
Trump: I demand that you send your aircraft carriers to Iran.
UK: You said you didn’t want or need our help.
Trump: You misunderstood. I said that only the Brits could fuck up enough to approve Brexit.
UK: We’re rather certain that that clarification isn’t going to help.
That moment when you realize that 77M of your own nation’s voters are such fucking imbecilic traitors that they elected a demented moron who’s dramatically worse than Kim Jong-un.
👏👏
It’s important that Americans— who have NO insight into how the rest of the world thinks because of ignorance and egocentrism— learn this:
The world is disgusted with us not simply because of Trump, but because we’re the sort of cretins who elected him TWICE.
We cannot be trusted.
Donald Trump— who’s threatened to pull the U.S. out of NATO, insanely talked of taking over Canada and Greenland by force, & repeatedly said we don’t need allies— has shamelessly begged for military assistance on social media.
He’s making us great again.
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Iranian soldiers: The Americans are throwing fistfuls of shit at us!!
Commander: Surely not.
Soldiers: Sir, they’re yelling, “If it was good enough for the Capitol building, it’s good enough for you!”
Commander: Savages. Damned animals.
Soldiers: Remember, they elected Trump.
Didn’t anyone notice that Elon Musk filled DOGE solely with much-younger versions of himself?!!
If you’re tenacious enough to tolerate a half-minute of JD Vance’s pathetic circular reasoning about why we should blame Joe Biden for today’s rising gas prices, imagine what it was like to read his written drivel, Hillbilly Enemy— possibly the worst book I’ve ever encountered.
I suggest that if America is serious about wanting to win the war with Iran, they’ll draft the entire Republican electorate— 77M+, and ship them straight to the Middle East.
Imagine ICE agents, Proud Boys, Wal-Mart Karens, and Jan. 6th seditionists all fighting together in Iran.
Q: You’ve alienated every ally the U.S. ever had! Wtf are you thinking, demanding now that they step in to help?!
Trump: If Greenland and Canada agree to help us, I’d consider not taking over their countries.
Q: You’re quite insane.
Trump: I have dementia, I wear diapers, and my name is Donna.
Trump: We’re going to withdraw from NATO. What a bunch of freeloaders!
Aide: [whispers]
Trump: On second thought, we need all of our allies— you know, the brave ones— to send their ships and soldiers to be blown up to help us win against Iran because we can’t do it alone.
Also Hegseth: Guys, relax, the only risk in playing Russian Roulette is that you could blow your own head off. Otherwise, it’s a fine game often used to make boring parties more entertaining.
I don’t see any Iranian missiles around here, so I don’t know what all the fuss is about.
My staff will update me after my golf game in case there’s anything they think I need to know about the war.
In the meantime, Hegseth’s overseeing the drinking— uh, I mean— the bombing.
By all accounts, she couldn’t, either.
Oh, cut the bullshit, MAGA. You’re still hoping to overthrow the government and install this demented monster as King. You’re not fooling anyone— you ignorant, seditious bastards.
The inimitable Pete Hegseth, if FOX News had covered the Hindenburg disaster:
‘The only challenge to the passengers as they disembark is that much of the ship has exploded, and the rest is engulfed in massive flames. It was a delightful trip, except for the burning-alive part.’
The ENTIRE world sees Trump as the most stupid and dangerous sociopath who ever lived.
Q: Including Americans, right?
A: Oh, no, Americans aren’t nearly smart enough to see him that way. They enjoy his mendacity, racism, and corruption so much they elected him twice.
This is the face of a traitor, a liar, a hypocrite, and the most obsequious sycophant in America.
Q: He’s typical of SC, isn’t he?
A: Of course! There are only a handful of U.S. states that would elect a scumbag like this instead of hanging him (TX, FL, AR, AL, KY, and MS).
Trump: We’re thinking about a draft, and you know Pete thinks it’s a good idea. Bad things happen in wars, and we may need Americans to sacrifice their kids. So, be sure to vote for Republicans next November to help make America great again!!
RESPECT?!!!
Respect is anathema to everything MAGA believes.
Republicans are the most disrespectful cretins in world history.
Not only did they attempt to overthrow our federal government on Jan. 6th, they wiped feces on the walls of the U.S. Capitol.
Respect?!!!
It’s great that you’ve finally renounced Trump, but you still won’t be forgiven— you ignorant, seditious bastards.
And— one more thing— if you were of anything even approaching average intelligence, you’d never have supported Trump at all, you stupid fucking cunts.
If you voted for this monster, my hatred for you runs hotter and deeper than you could ever imagine possible. I’d like to see every last one of you abandoned in rowboats in the Strait of Hormuz.
I love a good Doors quote.
The military mind of alcoholic imbecile Pete Hegseth, describing 1941’s attack on Pearl Harbor:
The only issue with the port at that time was that the Japanese were blowing everything up. It was completely functional except for the bombing, and Japan should not have done that.
Also Lindsey Graham: We’re killing all the right people, and that’s why you should re-elect me. I’ll make sure we keep killing the kinds of people you wanna see dead. And here in SC, I know which people you hate, ‘cause I hate ‘em, too. Let’s bomb ‘em all, and feel good about it!
So, the most ignorant voters in world history elected the most corrupt, incompetent, and suffocatingly nefarious imbeciles to run an unprecedented kakistocracy, and there are still people who remain surprised— even befuddled— by the outcome?!!
