Tigris 🐃

#trailcam #trailcams pronghorn (antilocapra americana) #mammals #pronghorns

A photograph of a courting pair of great crested grebes, a large brown grebe with an orange and black feathered ruff, rising out of the water with pondweed in their beaks.

A photograph of a courting pair of great crested grebes, a large brown grebe with an orange and black feathered ruff, facing each other to start their synchronised dance.

I got to see great crested grebe courtship for the first time today I’m so delighted. I’ve been dreaming of this forever

They should give me hooves

I am .ox on the egge app btw. I’m liking it more than huddle and the privacy is perfect but I’m always wary of vent migration hosts' longevity lol

who up throbbing they gristle

The most human thing I could possibly do is draw minotaur women as wide as they are tall with tits to match. If I was a neolithic artist they’d be hailing this as incredibly profound work depicting a cow-headed fertility goddess

#trailcam #trailcams domestic cattle (bos taurus) #mammals #bovids #cows

Recently started having dreams involving Dream Camera (always low battery, refuses to focus, every photo is unidentifiable, usually paired with seeing a rare species) and Dream Cigarette (always wet, oozing sludge, the paper is unravelling, and I can’t light it)

On the anglerfish male grindset

Forever loyal to Dry Bones

I think Unsound Methods has the greater variety + storytelling element but Liquid has several tracks with the same spoken word poet and I’m soo enamoured with her voice. twirls my hair

The project is by one of the (ex) guys from Depeche Mode, unsurprising with the quality, but this fact always shocks me when put next to how obscure it is

I think everyone should listen to Unsound Methods and Liquid by Recoil at least once. some of the most creative and interesting electronic albums ever. Each song is very different from the next, usually a different vocalist entirely, so they’re hard to represent with just one song

With enough beer anything is possible

Yet again haunted by the urge to become an industrial DJ

I’d do such a good job at being a disgruntled ex-employee

#trailcam #trailcams bighorn sheep (ovis canadensis) #mammals #bovids #sheep

Scattering my cd collection across soulseek like grains to pigeons

Maxed out my ipod’s storage with albums and then cancelled my spotify premium. I’ve won. I’m free

Yeah I need to try and get hold of a birth control prescription and see if that helps because even with antidepressants it’s getting insane. beam received

Thank you!!

Nothing got rid of a year’s worth of fantasising about a cigarette more effectively than actually smoking one and it being one of the most mediocre experiences in my life

If I was turned into a cow the first thing I would do is eat meat-and-bone meal and then get mad cow disease

A photograph of an African forest buffalo, a small bovine with curled horns, fuzzy ears, and red fur.

and this guy just speaks for itself

A photograph of a cape buffalo.

A photograph of a water buffalo.

Cape buffalo:
— curled horns conjoined in the middle
— found in savannas and floodplains in southern and east Africa, not domesticated

Water buffalo:
— sprawling, lightly ridged, horns that rarely conjoin
— found wild in wetlands in Southeast Asia, domesticated worldwide

Nobody knowing the difference between an african buffalo and a water buffalo when uploading photos of them online is my personal hell. even wildlife-focused sites do this

first ever gelding reversal

You will know the day I get phallo because I would have quietly changed my bio from steer to bull

A screenshot of the video game Red Dead Redemption 2 showing a saddled grey mule or donkey.

A screenshot of the video game Red Dead Redemption 2 showing a saddled dark grey dappled Hungarian Halfbred horse.

Getting into rdr2 again. my girls