Saint Pádbraig's Day

compression socks should be human sized

I fucked up my cool trick, leslie

I fucked up my cool trick, leslie

like all great writers I expect the reader to do some interpretive work

ChatGPT Convinced a Man to Cut Off His Dick and Balls, Then Display it as Baby Jesus in His Town’s Nativity Scene. Has AI Finally Gone Too Far?

*kickflip to curbstomp*

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lookitup!

I am "gets so tired by 10pm that I fall asleep watching classic simpsons episodes on the couch under a blanket full of farts with half a candy bar and some scotch on the little end table" years young

how tf did I walk 6 clicks today that's ridiculous man I work in an office

I don't sail the ships I just build them

call me Charlie Kirk cos I want you to destroy my throat while my wife gets railed by a professional athlete, babe

mark cuban runs a company that would be out of business under m4a why is anyone listening to him about the feasibility of m4a

I practice nonjudgemental empathy and unconditional positive regard all day so I can shit on vociferous illiterates when I get home

hell yeah bróthēracht

theorem:

this mf has never finished a book

are they *looks both ways to make sure it's safe to speak* 'of privilege'?

were you also disgnosed with being a shitty little piss baby?

dang it really looks like it says don't pank but it doesn't. it says don't panic.

patent pending

I think you fucked it up

if they want things to be different then they should change

Dawg you make art. your whole thing is to move people. hell yeag.

this is one of the many reasons I ended up working in the Care mines, brethren

Sometimes I feel like such a loser for being so deeply oriented to pursue deep romance/partnership, I have always been this way since I was 5 and had my lil kindergarten boyfriend (his name was Jake)

I love love sorry

annoying in this hustle culture, feels irrelevant. Sometimes wish I was aroace

[gestures at everything] ew

it's called living completely

bro look. listen. listen to me. check it out.

some of the absolute most ludicrous shit I ever put myself through has been immediately after saying, and typically outloud, "I've survived worse"

there's also stop the bleed classes online if you can't find one near you

know your enemy Learn How To Shoot A Gun