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@bigblocks.bsky.social

I'm not serious, I'm kidding. part of the process by which the universe witnesses itself, tweets my own. thembo rights. hey guys check it out I'm the brunkler please don't put me in starter packs or follow me

2,127 Followers 272 Following 22,820 Posts Joined Jun 2025
15 minutes ago

*gavel gavel* innocent here's $80

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1 hour ago

But your honor, I was in the luteal phase

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16 minutes ago

guys rock

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19 minutes ago

hell yeah that's right

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1 hour ago
Soup (affogato, coffee poured over ice cream)

Soup of the day: affogato

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19 minutes ago

we're very lucky to exist in their timeline

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21 minutes ago

friggin capricorns

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24 minutes ago

it really tickles me when Kermit the frog introduces himself and clarifies that he's a frog just so no one's surprised

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27 minutes ago

I fuckin knew you were talking about amphorae I knew it

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29 minutes ago
Preview
a cartoon rabbit is standing on a rock looking at the camera Alt: a cartoon rabbit is standing on a rock and his leg is going crazy
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53 minutes ago

the american middle class never should have existed

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30 minutes ago

wait how old are the jars

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31 minutes ago

studies have shown that normal conversations are boring

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58 minutes ago

I get a lot of intrusive unwelcome realizations and today's was that if you want to know what your kid's weirdest friend is going to grow up to be like, Hi!

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32 minutes ago

grab me a saw or some javelins if they got any

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32 minutes ago

🤠

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33 minutes ago

when will they make perfumes and colognes so I can smell like Hollywood stars and celebrities

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34 minutes ago

niceee

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36 minutes ago

oh hey mazel tov buddy

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38 minutes ago

I know we're not supposed to say stuff like "well that's diagnostic criteria for a personality disorder",

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42 minutes ago

raven? more like quathen

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43 minutes ago

*damsels even moreso*

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17 hours ago

Firefly is absolutely the mojo dojo casa house version of Buffy I hope that makes sense

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1 hour ago

😅

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1 hour ago

the sexual tension between me, the railroad tracks to which I'm tied, and the rapidly approaching steam locomotive

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1 hour ago

I never did anything like that again I tell you what

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2 hours ago
looking out onto snowy mountains, rivers and fields below. a bright blue sky above with mixed clouds of white and grey.

i am a simple woman, i see a mountain, i go “oh my god” every two seconds

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2 hours ago

i’m so gay

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2 hours ago

We had a white friend’s dad’s cooler. We used to mix everclear with countrytime lemonade and call it holy water bc the cooler had “Property of Pastor James” on the lid

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1 hour ago

also one time I pulled my scrote through the fly of my dungarees and showed it to my friend like "I think I sat in gum" and he tagged me square in the nards with a half full pbr

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