Just heard my husband in the next room yell "are you pooping" so I responded "...um...no?" and he shouted back "obviously I'm talking to our toddler."
So that's a thing that just happened in our house.
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New dad. Lawyer/Writer/America’s Grandma. Humor columnist for The Salt Lake Tribune. Creator of the Strangerville podcast. Humor essays here: https://itjustgetsstranger.com
Just heard my husband in the next room yell "are you pooping" so I responded "...um...no?" and he shouted back "obviously I'm talking to our toddler."
So that's a thing that just happened in our house.
A quick story on the very important reason we went to Paris.
www.itjustgetsstranger.com/a-photo-shoo...
A quick story on the very important reason we went to Paris.
www.itjustgetsstranger.com/a-photo-shoo...
I toasted four hamburger buns on the grill, brought them in, put them on the counter, and now there's only half of one bun left. I cannot figure out, for the life of me, where it went.
04.10.2025 00:43 — 👍 501 🔁 25 💬 40 📌 1My column today about the Lone Cedar Tree.
www.sltrib.com/religion/202...
My baby is napping on me and he just put the ball right there.
30.09.2025 22:56 — 👍 224 🔁 3 💬 10 📌 0Lololol
25.09.2025 19:25 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We had to do it. We had no other choice.
25.09.2025 12:37 — 👍 442 🔁 14 💬 26 📌 0Honestly, yes. My con law class feels more like a history class right now.
17.09.2025 00:50 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just watched a woman in socks walk into the urine-drenched lavatory on this flight.
16.09.2025 01:06 — 👍 119 🔁 0 💬 29 📌 1Found him napping with baby's teddy bear.
12.09.2025 19:12 — 👍 255 🔁 4 💬 7 📌 0lol. He has now basically backed away.
09.09.2025 01:09 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thanks to Peggy Fletcher Stack for her follow up article and Romney's self deprecating response:
www.sltrib.com/religion/202...
Mitt Romney is having a meltdown on twitter over my column that he clearly did not actually read.
www.sltrib.com/religion/202...
Story in Newsweek this morning about a time my niece wanted a tour of my house.
www.newsweek.com/man-gets-awk...
❤️ Eli's writing, it always makes me smile 😄
02.09.2025 06:24 — 👍 39 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0A quick story about going to the farmers market.
www.itjustgetsstranger.com/farmers-mark...
Yes
29.08.2025 04:27 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0To be clear, we still call West the new baby. We probably always will.
29.08.2025 03:48 — 👍 122 🔁 1 💬 7 📌 0He spent the day taking care of the new baby and just need to rest for a minute on one of the baby's toys.
29.08.2025 00:38 — 👍 266 🔁 4 💬 11 📌 0Left our 11 month old with my parents last night, our first night away from him, and when we FaceTimed them at 10 PM to ask how he did going down to bed, they were at a family party and baby was up partying with them.
I'm obsessed with their grandparent era.
He's living his best life
22.08.2025 04:40 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Told my husband I heard a fun idea where we spend 10 minutes every night cleaning up before bed and he informed me he already does this for an hour and "oh my god did you not even notice" and now I regret sharing this.
22.08.2025 02:18 — 👍 446 🔁 5 💬 11 📌 0Just canned 12 quarts of pickles for my family who doesn't eat pickles.
21.08.2025 02:35 — 👍 242 🔁 1 💬 20 📌 1He decided we don't need to change the duvet cover.
21.08.2025 02:06 — 👍 139 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0We're at a play and it's intermission and my husband just left and came back with a blanket wrapped around him?
19.08.2025 02:53 — 👍 233 🔁 3 💬 15 📌 1I've gotten kind of good at pickleball and I started feeling very proud of myself until I remembered the thing I'm proud of is that I've gotten kind of good at pickleball.
18.08.2025 00:57 — 👍 302 🔁 1 💬 7 📌 1A quick story about finding out my baby can crawl.
www.itjustgetsstranger.com/crawling/
A quick story about finding out my baby can crawl.
www.itjustgetsstranger.com/crawling/
The powers that be removed the paywall from my Sunday column.
12.08.2025 13:46 — 👍 62 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0