Eli McCann

Not only does the video evidence make clear that the gun was removed, but the agent who took the first shot was looking right at it and therefore knew he was disarmed when he commenced the execution.

Follow @elimccann.bsky.social and the hilarious and heartwarming adventures of his adorable family ❤️

Hot Mom Friends Not two weeks ago I was sitting in a coffee shop near my home trying to force feed my child a gourmet vegetarian quiche, for I am a bougie hot mom who has deluded himself into thinking I'll be the one...

A quick story today about making mom friends in the wild.

www.itjustgetsstranger.com/hot-mom-frie...

I placed a cheese stick on my child's highchair and then turned around to pick up the kid to put him in the highchair and by the time I turned back around the cheese stick was gone and we cannot figure out where it went.

Everyone should be following this account.

Want to read something that uplifts your life? Follow this guy and subscribe… He’ll definitely make you smile or make you think.

2025 Every morning just after Skylar leaves for work, I don our son in weather-appropriate attire and take him to our covered patio in the backyard. This is where we keep our now embattled and expensive st...

Every December 31st since 2007, I've written a little review of the year on my website. Here's the write-up for 2025. Happy New Year to most of you.

www.itjustgetsstranger.com/2025/

The absolute insanity of utah Republican politics right now. (Thanks @bagleycartoons.bsky.social)

Skylar couldn't be bothered to put on a shirt and our child couldn't be bothered to look at the camera or smile. But I showed up for work. Merry Christmas.

This was such a beautiful and thoughtful piece. Give it a read

So what happened is Scrooge got an entire night of free quality life-changing therapy from professionals with unlimited resources and psychic powers.

The rich keep getting richer.

Eli McCann: PJs, presents and poems — there’s nothing like a cozy Christmas Tribune guest columnist Eli McCann recalls past holidays, when he and his sisters staged slumber parties on Christmas Eve, played cards and watched movies and, inevitably, fell asleep much sooner than...

My 2025 Christmas column:

www.sltrib.com/religion/202...

In light of everything going on in the world, it might be time to just sunset Groundhog Day.

Eli McCann: PJs, presents and poems — there’s nothing like a cozy Christmas Tribune guest columnist Eli McCann recalls past holidays, when he and his sisters staged slumber parties on Christmas Eve, played cards and watched movies and, inevitably, fell asleep much sooner than...

"I assume we’d all be better off unplugging the cable news...imagine the collective good that could be done if we all shed the talking heads and rage-baiters and instead focused that energy on whatever compels us to seek true humanity." - @elimccann.bsky.social

www.sltrib.com/religion/202...

The paywall was removed from this one. Merry Christmas!

Eli McCann: PJs, presents and poems — there’s nothing like a cozy Christmas Tribune guest columnist Eli McCann recalls past holidays, when he and his sisters staged slumber parties on Christmas Eve, played cards and watched movies and, inevitably, fell asleep much sooner than...

My 2025 Christmas column:

www.sltrib.com/religion/202...

Tl;dr: I did a two minute interview on TV regarding homelessness services (for The Road Home in Utah) and in the least surprising news, my mother thinks I was the best thing on tv.

My last remaining grandparent is struggling, and damn, it is so hard to say goodbye to a generation in a family.

We're Thankful For The Moisture As you all know, since everyone is focused on me at all times, as I have asked you to do on many occasions (even though I should not have to ask), I have been writing a humor column for The Salt Lake ...

My quick story today about what it's been like to put together a book.

www.itjustgetsstranger.com/were-thankfu...

"But?" Good thing we didn't rely on you to write a book for our family.

We're Thankful For The Moisture As you all know, since everyone is focused on me at all times, as I have asked you to do on many occasions (even though I should not have to ask), I have been writing a humor column for The Salt Lake ...

My quick story today about what it's been like to put together a book.

www.itjustgetsstranger.com/were-thankfu...

You'll never believe who just climbed in bed with me to snuggle all night long.

Love getting texts like this out of the blue from my husband. So encouraging.

Thank you!

We're Thankful for the Moisture: A Gay Guy's Guide to Mormon Faith, Family, and Fruit Preservation|Paperback

In exciting news, my new book containing all of my columns for The Salt Lake Tribune over the years is now available for preorder. The book is called "We're Thankful For The Moisture," because of course it is.

www.barnesandnoble.com/w/were-thank...

Ha! I wish I could move up the release date

We're Thankful for the Moisture: A Gay Guy's Guide to Mormon Faith, Family, and Fruit Preservation|Paperback

In exciting news, my new book containing all of my columns for The Salt Lake Tribune over the years is now available for preorder. The book is called "We're Thankful For The Moisture," because of course it is.

www.barnesandnoble.com/w/were-thank...

Republicans want you to think they’re steely-eyed realists

They’re actually just assholes

Happy thanksgiving

Trophy Wife Last week Skylar had to go to Chicago to attend a conference with 1,000 dermatologists so they could all taking turns looking at each other's rashes before renewing their agreements with Satan to neve...

On the insecurities that come with playing second fiddle.

www.itjustgetsstranger.com/trophy-wife/