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Eli McCann

@elimccann.bsky.social

New dad. Lawyer/Writer/America’s Grandma. Humor columnist for The Salt Lake Tribune. Creator of the Strangerville podcast. Humor essays here: https://itjustgetsstranger.com

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Just heard my husband in the next room yell "are you pooping" so I responded "...um...no?" and he shouted back "obviously I'm talking to our toddler."

So that's a thing that just happened in our house.

08.10.2025 00:42 — 👍 238    🔁 5    💬 4    📌 0
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A Photo Shoot in Paris Recently Skylar learned he could take half a breath and fourteen seconds off of work for a vacation so we thought, what the hell. Let's fly our child and everything we own to Paris. We've had friends...

A quick story on the very important reason we went to Paris.

www.itjustgetsstranger.com/a-photo-shoo...

06.10.2025 02:48 — 👍 392    🔁 28    💬 19    📌 0
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A Photo Shoot in Paris Recently Skylar learned he could take half a breath and fourteen seconds off of work for a vacation so we thought, what the hell. Let's fly our child and everything we own to Paris. We've had friends...

A quick story on the very important reason we went to Paris.

www.itjustgetsstranger.com/a-photo-shoo...

06.10.2025 02:48 — 👍 392    🔁 28    💬 19    📌 0
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I toasted four hamburger buns on the grill, brought them in, put them on the counter, and now there's only half of one bun left. I cannot figure out, for the life of me, where it went.

04.10.2025 00:43 — 👍 501    🔁 25    💬 40    📌 1
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Eli McCann: Why the Mormon legend (or myth) of the ‘Lone Cedar Tree’ matters The "Lone Cedar Tree," where Mormon pioneers supposedly gathered after entering the Salt Lake Valley, died. But it lives on in legend.

My column today about the Lone Cedar Tree.

www.sltrib.com/religion/202...

01.10.2025 16:47 — 👍 56    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
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My baby is napping on me and he just put the ball right there.

30.09.2025 22:56 — 👍 224    🔁 3    💬 10    📌 0

Lololol

25.09.2025 19:25 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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We had to do it. We had no other choice.

25.09.2025 12:37 — 👍 442    🔁 14    💬 26    📌 0

Honestly, yes. My con law class feels more like a history class right now.

17.09.2025 00:50 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just watched a woman in socks walk into the urine-drenched lavatory on this flight.

16.09.2025 01:06 — 👍 119    🔁 0    💬 29    📌 1
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Found him napping with baby's teddy bear.

12.09.2025 19:12 — 👍 255    🔁 4    💬 7    📌 0

lol. He has now basically backed away.

09.09.2025 01:09 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thanks to Peggy Fletcher Stack for her follow up article and Romney's self deprecating response:

www.sltrib.com/religion/202...

08.09.2025 22:35 — 👍 57    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Eli McCann: Did you know so-and-so celebrity is — or no longer is — LDS? Latter-day Saints and former members love to play the celebrity name game, facts be damned.

Mitt Romney is having a meltdown on twitter over my column that he clearly did not actually read.

www.sltrib.com/religion/202...

08.09.2025 15:55 — 👍 107    🔁 6    💬 7    📌 0
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Man gets awkward question from niece, 5, about husband—unprepared for twist "How it could be possible she didn't know we were married?" Eli McCann asked.

Story in Newsweek this morning about a time my niece wanted a tour of my house.

www.newsweek.com/man-gets-awk...

02.09.2025 15:35 — 👍 161    🔁 6    💬 9    📌 0

❤️ Eli's writing, it always makes me smile 😄

02.09.2025 06:24 — 👍 39    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Farmers Market We recently learned there is a farmer's market every Sunday at a historic site in town, called Wheeler Farm. Now, if you, like I, grew up in Zion, you may have gone on a field trip to Wheeler Farm ev...

A quick story about going to the farmers market.

www.itjustgetsstranger.com/farmers-mark...

02.09.2025 00:00 — 👍 181    🔁 14    💬 11    📌 3

Yes

29.08.2025 04:27 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

To be clear, we still call West the new baby. We probably always will.

29.08.2025 03:48 — 👍 122    🔁 1    💬 7    📌 0
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He spent the day taking care of the new baby and just need to rest for a minute on one of the baby's toys.

29.08.2025 00:38 — 👍 266    🔁 4    💬 11    📌 0

Left our 11 month old with my parents last night, our first night away from him, and when we FaceTimed them at 10 PM to ask how he did going down to bed, they were at a family party and baby was up partying with them.

I'm obsessed with their grandparent era.

24.08.2025 03:00 — 👍 308    🔁 5    💬 8    📌 0
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He's living his best life

22.08.2025 04:40 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Told my husband I heard a fun idea where we spend 10 minutes every night cleaning up before bed and he informed me he already does this for an hour and "oh my god did you not even notice" and now I regret sharing this.

22.08.2025 02:18 — 👍 446    🔁 5    💬 11    📌 0
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Just canned 12 quarts of pickles for my family who doesn't eat pickles.

21.08.2025 02:35 — 👍 242    🔁 1    💬 20    📌 1
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He decided we don't need to change the duvet cover.

21.08.2025 02:06 — 👍 139    🔁 0    💬 5    📌 0

We're at a play and it's intermission and my husband just left and came back with a blanket wrapped around him?

19.08.2025 02:53 — 👍 233    🔁 3    💬 15    📌 1

I've gotten kind of good at pickleball and I started feeling very proud of myself until I remembered the thing I'm proud of is that I've gotten kind of good at pickleball.

18.08.2025 00:57 — 👍 302    🔁 1    💬 7    📌 1
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Crawling I remember when West was about one month old thinking, "having a baby is actually not all that difficult." And I don't think I was wrong to believe that in that particular moment. This is where I'll ...

A quick story about finding out my baby can crawl.

www.itjustgetsstranger.com/crawling/

12.08.2025 20:34 — 👍 245    🔁 10    💬 15    📌 2
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Crawling I remember when West was about one month old thinking, "having a baby is actually not all that difficult." And I don't think I was wrong to believe that in that particular moment. This is where I'll ...

A quick story about finding out my baby can crawl.

www.itjustgetsstranger.com/crawling/

12.08.2025 20:34 — 👍 245    🔁 10    💬 15    📌 2

The powers that be removed the paywall from my Sunday column.

12.08.2025 13:46 — 👍 62    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 0

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