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@excesshyperbole.bsky.social

A counterpoint to a cynical world view. Clearly a ridiculous person.

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I made a second account and I send links to it for things to look at later.

09.08.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This added nothing to the painting and shows how boring and unimaginative the AI product is.

08.08.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Government style ad in watercolour. Image of a burglar stealing a painting from the wall of a home. Tagline: "It's not theft... if you say you're using it to train your AI algorithm". Body text: "Theft is now legal, so we can boost the economy by eliminating jobs. If that doesn't make any sense, ask a chatbot to explain it to you." HM government logo in the corner.

Government style ad in watercolour. Image of a burglar stealing a painting from the wall of a home. Tagline: "It's not theft... if you say you're using it to train your AI algorithm". Body text: "Theft is now legal, so we can boost the economy by eliminating jobs. If that doesn't make any sense, ask a chatbot to explain it to you." HM government logo in the corner.

Did a new one

07.08.2025 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2479    πŸ” 975    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 14
Quint from Jaws with a haunted look, a concerned Richard Dryfuss looking on

Quint from Jaws with a haunted look, a concerned Richard Dryfuss looking on

You know the thing about a mr beast...he's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn't seem to be livin', until he tries to get ya to do a squid game

06.08.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 260    πŸ” 57    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 4

Some kind of Mecha-Clinton?

06.08.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hello? Police? I'd like to report a murder.

06.08.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 114    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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two soldiers are carrying a large black ace comb in the sand ALT: two soldiers are carrying a large black ace comb in the sand

This is how I picture it went.

06.08.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine it. A brownie made from bugs. We have cricket flour, now we have Cockroach Milk. Also, you should always say "Cockroach" like Natasha Lyonne in Russian Doll.

06.08.2025 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just uh... don't send her over to the US. We've got enough Oligarchs already.

06.08.2025 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Picture it. A father. He stands in front of his house talking to his son. The father tells the son "No, we can't eat the lawn" to which the wise son inquires "then why are we growing it?"

Picture it. A father. He stands in front of his house talking to his son. The father tells the son "No, we can't eat the lawn" to which the wise son inquires "then why are we growing it?"

06.08.2025 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's all part of the second amendment.

05.08.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Left-Wing Group Too Disorganized For FBI Agents To Infiltrate

Left-Wing Group Too Disorganized For FBI Agents To Infiltrate

Left-Wing Group Too Disorganized For FBI Agents To Infiltrate theonion.com/left-wi...

05.08.2025 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4584    πŸ” 757    πŸ’¬ 74    πŸ“Œ 91

It took everything not to chuckle at that.

#titleofyoursextape

04.08.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've had to fix two toilets in two months. Done with that!

02.08.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ryan Holiday talks about how he will meet millionaire/billionaire/sports stars, and he'll go in thinking about how they do these things he can only dream of. The thing they want to talk to him about is how to write a book. He's able to do something they can't with all their wealth and power.

01.08.2025 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
31.07.2025 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 11487    πŸ” 3111    πŸ’¬ 62    πŸ“Œ 16

Kansas City's ultimate plan is to add DDR Machines to Bus Stops.

31.07.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
β€œI understand not everything we're going to do is going to be popular with 100% of the people,” Bowlin said. β€œWhat we're trying to do is make our environment as safe as possible for all transit users. Unfortunately, not everyone's going to like or appreciate what is done. But that's why we test it.”

β€œI understand not everything we're going to do is going to be popular with 100% of the people,” Bowlin said. β€œWhat we're trying to do is make our environment as safe as possible for all transit users. Unfortunately, not everyone's going to like or appreciate what is done. But that's why we test it.”

So they pick a solution that is popular with 0% of the people. I'd like to meet someone who rides the bus who likes these monstrosities.

31.07.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Everybody Hates Trump Now Six months after Trump bragged about a β€œhistoric” realignment, voters from across the political spectrum have soured on the president.

I hated him before it was cool.

31.07.2025 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A few weeks ago a song got in my head. No idea what the lyrics were and I don't have the skill to get music right for someone else. Today it came up on my shuffle so I got to FINALLY hear it again! Should have written down what the song was. Shoot...

30.07.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish y'all had just talked about Eddington. The Superman talk was pretty weak.

29.07.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A wooden red and black bench at a bus stop.

A wooden red and black bench at a bus stop.

rideKC is removing benches making #kansascity uglier and less accessible. Community members have built replacements like the one in the photo but the city has removed and destroyed them. Let KC Sit! Bring Back Benches.

29.07.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@mayorq.bsky.social rideKC is removing benches. When they replace them at all, they are replacing them with useless "leaning benches." When community members have built replacements, the city removes & destroys them. This makes KC uglier, inaccessible, & less livable. Let KC Sit! Bring Back Benches!

29.07.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Transformers Megatron GIF ALT: The Transformers Megatron GIF
28.07.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Butch Hartman shows always felt like a kid in the closet allegory to me.

28.07.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Time to pitch you're Doctor Who ideas!

28.07.2025 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
Image promoting an event. Features DWeb logo, a stylized image of the night sky with constellations, and headshots of speakers Ksenia Ermoshina, Brendan "B5" O'Brien, Ana Jamborcic, and Johann Michalove. Text reads: Decentralized Tech to Resist Authoritarianism, lightning talks, July 30, 10 am PT, virtual.

Image promoting an event. Features DWeb logo, a stylized image of the night sky with constellations, and headshots of speakers Ksenia Ermoshina, Brendan "B5" O'Brien, Ana Jamborcic, and Johann Michalove. Text reads: Decentralized Tech to Resist Authoritarianism, lightning talks, July 30, 10 am PT, virtual.

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28.07.2025 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 204    πŸ” 62    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

I do know what ultimately happens to Bill Foster. Killed off in Civil War 20ish years later. Real cool they killed one of the few black superheroes in a series called Civil War. Oh, Marvel.

27.07.2025 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Ben "The Thing" Grimm walks down a hallway, sad that he won't be able to help his friend, GIANT-MAN! Caption reads: "Next Issue: The Final Chapter in the life of... GIANT-MAN! Plus: a guest appearance of the mysterious Spider-Woman! BE HERE!"

Ben "The Thing" Grimm walks down a hallway, sad that he won't be able to help his friend, GIANT-MAN! Caption reads: "Next Issue: The Final Chapter in the life of... GIANT-MAN! Plus: a guest appearance of the mysterious Spider-Woman! BE HERE!"

Oh wow! Can't wait to see what happened in the next issue of Marvel-Two-One! The series has been leading up to the fate of Giant-Man! Oh wait... IT'S NOT ON MARVEL UNLIMITED! Just a random issue from this 100 issue series is just not there.

27.07.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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bart simpson says " what an odd thing to say " while sitting in a car ALT: bart simpson says " what an odd thing to say " while sitting in a car
25.07.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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