JJ (@synchronouscity) — Bluesky Profile

10 months ago

😂😂😂

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1 year ago

A comic of multicolour foxes, where a yellow fox carrying a backpack arrives to a scene, where five other foxes are already waiting, all of whom have hammers. Yellow addresses the first fox at the front, who is a soft sienna brown.
Yellow: Sorry I'm late!
Sienna: We almost started without you! Do you have your hammer?

Yellow fox puts down the backpack, which opens from the side like the carrying case of a musical instrument. Yellow fox has pulled a large hammer out of it. Sienna turns to look over their shoulder, and the rest of the foxes take their hammers and head to that direction.
Yellow: Of course!
Sienna: Great! We have the whole band tonight, let's get started!

The group of foxes, all wielding their hammers, arrange themselves into a quintet facing Sienna, who also has a hammer, looking at the rest like a conductor in front of an orchestra.
Sienna: Right. On my mark, from the top, "Cacophony in Vienna" in e-flat major!

Meanwhile, Blue and Green are sitting in their own apartment, looking at the ceiling with puzzled looks on their faces. From the apartment above theirs, comes an ongoing noise of disorganised, random hammering.
Blue: Yeah, that's probably what they are doing up there.

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10 months ago

And yet "one must imagine Sisyphus happy" 📚📚📚

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10 months ago

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue approaches Green with a look of mild concern, as Green is sitting with his back towards Blue, looking grumpy.
Blue: What's wrong?

Green turns to look over his shoulder to talk to Blue.
Green: I'm annoying and stinky.
Blue: That's not true.

As Green turns his head back around, Blue kisses the back of his neck. No longer grumpy, Green looks surprised instead.
Blue: You are absolutely not stinky.

A moment after Blue has left the scene, Green picks up on the implication and turns to look at the direction where Blue had gone to, now frowning in insult.
Green: ...Hey!

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11 months ago

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue approaches Green full of love and enthusiasm. Green leans back, with water droplets falling from him.
Blue: Kisses and affection!
Green: No wait

Unyielding, Blue comes closer
Green: I just took

Blue successfully tackles Green to the ground, laying on top of him while beaming with joy. Green is still dripping water.
Green: ...A shower.

Blue squeezes his eyes shut, trying to wiggle away as Green wraps his tail around him, foiling any attempts to escape.
Blue: Oh ew, you're wet!
Green: And so are you.

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1 year ago

The Livestream was phenomenal today; thank you all for being there for us.

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1 year ago

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1 year ago

Fried chicken. It's either perfectly moist or so dry it feels like I'm eating a dessicated corpse 🤣

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1 year ago

Call them thieves, but how courteous of them 😂

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1 year ago

MULES could've stolen MY fully loaded truck if it hadn't DIED -right- on th network line with nooo generator. Let's all hope the battery died on the way back. 😂

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1 year ago

Absolutely cannot wait to hear what comes from this!!!

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1 year ago

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is washing dishes as Green approaches from beind.

Mildly startled, Blue says nothing as Green kisses him on the back of the head. Turning to look at Green over his shoulders, the foxes look at each other.
Green: Wow, you were right all along.

The two kiss, properly this time.
Green: It is fun to kiss someone's neck when they are doing dishes.

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1 year ago

I was fully expecting that to end with "Why can't we prevent the inevitable heat death of the universe" and THEN the teefies

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1 year ago

Grab it on steam if only for the amazing experience of coming back to the Hotel to listen to a beautiful new track over and over again music 🎶 sure, you could just stream the music, but always being able to come back to the lights and sound? Now THERE'S some magic ✨ 🪄

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1 year ago

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting a respectable distance apart, facing each other.
Blue: I am a solitary man. I enjoy my personal space.
Green: I also enjoy your personal space.

With no further warning, Green leaps towards Blue, tackling him to the ground for a cuddle. Blue makes no resistance.

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1 year ago

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue arrives to the scene as Green is sulking on the floor, next to a collection of wilting potted plants. Blue looks at Green with concern.
Blue: What's wrong?
Green: Everything is bad, my plants are dying, my life is falling apart.

Blue offers Green a glass of water and a straw. Green drinks, without moving from his place on the floor.
Blue: Drink some water.
Green: Can't see how that helps, but sure.

Blue watches with mild surprise as Green jumps up, suddenly energetic, obliviously knocking over the glass.
Green: Hey, I have energy again! I think I'll water my plants!

Soon, a caption above the foxes states "minutes later:". The formerly wilted plants are flourishing, and Green looks at them with surprise and delight. Blue, saying nothing, is looking at blue.
Green: Blue, look! My plants are ok! They just needed some water and were being dramatic about it!

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1 year ago

I've been so out of sync I didn't even realize these weren't around anymore! I remember seeing one near my childhood home and in all that time I think we only went once. 🤔 Weird to see things gone in my own lifetime.

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1 year ago

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are playing chess, both studying the board between them.
Blue, in thought: If he mvoes that pawn to attack my left, it would leave his right flank eposed, but if-

Blue's thought is interrupted as Green leans in to move one of the pawns. Blue watches the move in surprise.
Green, also thinking: Can I move this piece over here?

Green looks at Blue, who looks at the board between them in astonishment.
Blue: Wow. That was not a move I'd have seen coming. Now I have no idea what your plan is.

Blue looks up to Green, and both calmly look each other in the eye.
Green: Bold of you to assume I have a plan.

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1 year ago

It may be a little TOO low effort 🤣 but the Quest for Glory series by Sierra Games had a very bard-core playlist 🎶🎶🎶

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1 year ago

"Yo man, step! Don't make me charCUT-a-bitch!"

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1 year ago

A painting of a bird next to the words "well fuck-a-doodle-doo"

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1 year ago

Jokes on you for not investing in Sand Castle Real Estate 💅😂❤️ so with you. Maybe the Legos would have appreciated by now

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1 year ago

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are coming in from the outside, stepping through a door that blows snowy wind at their backs. The foxes have their eyes squeezed shut, and are wearing winter hats.
Green: Finally out of the cold!
Blue: We have made it to the grocery store!

Green shivers with cold. Blue turns to look at him.
Green: Brr! It's going to take me a while to warm up again.
Blue: And I've got the opposite problem.

Blue keeps talking as he starts walking off, now sweating.
Blue: Once my heating is on, it takes time to turn off, so I get too hot once I'm back inside.

Green frowns as he watches Blue, who has climbed inside a deep freezer, lounging comfortably. The freezer is visibly steaming.
Blue: Ah. Much better.
Green: Get out of there, you're defrosting the peas.

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1 year ago

This verse in particular stuck with me; nursed a bottle of tequila last night talking to my wife about big life decisions

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1 year ago

My 2025 reminder to finish my boxed DVD collection before all my physical media dies 💿💿💿

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1 year ago

Congrats! Hope it was fulfilling

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1 year ago

I've been running my Technomancer all day on Expeditions. My wife is planning on revving her pyro back up. I can't decide between the Tank or the Blade one for a second run 😭 haven't been so excited to make a 2nd character in a game for a looong time

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1 year ago

It's fantastic it exists at all ❤️ thank you for your commitment and communication.

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1 year ago

I took this morning to unfollow, unshare and generally filter out what's been a month of messy emotions; important thing is you're aware of it, so there's plenty of room to make that space feel like your own again ☔

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