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@kellyandrews.bsky.social

Oilfield truck driver. Playwright. Poet. Award winning journalist. Crazy life. Yellow dawg Democrat. NO DM’s!

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Kashmir Patel seems unhinged and triggered. I wonder if he’s off his meds?

17.09.2025 09:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I won’t attend the service but I will send a note of approval.

13.09.2025 22:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pretty agnostic over the Charlie Kirk incident, but these MAGA tears are delicious.

13.09.2025 14:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank you. Encouragement helps.

01.09.2025 19:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve entered a self-improvement phase of my life. I’ve lost 40 pounds so far. Please clap.

01.09.2025 18:56 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Granny Starvation Act.

21.07.2025 17:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They also fine citizens for not voting. Their choices still suck though.

21.07.2025 16:49 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I’d like to thank the DOJ for flagging all the files we need to look at first.

21.07.2025 01:34 — 👍 140    🔁 15    💬 3    📌 0

I’m headed to the Redneck Riviera this week. Gonna spend a few days at the beach and recharge.

21.07.2025 13:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The “Bernstein Bears” model.

21.07.2025 12:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Water wet, sky blue, criminals be criming.

21.07.2025 12:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So I am in a self improvement stage and have lost 25 pounds. Please clap.

20.07.2025 16:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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“In her bid to review these files, Bondi created one thousand witnesses to what is in the Epstein file — and Bondi’s attempt to politicize the search for Epstein files.

“One thousand.”

t.co/WPuUpLBvge

19.07.2025 19:07 — 👍 5542    🔁 1688    💬 337    📌 90

Well, has he died yet?

19.07.2025 22:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well, there was a boy apple and a girl apple that loved each other very much…

05.07.2025 21:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bodies are stacking up. Had enough?

05.07.2025 21:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Holding out for rassling.

05.07.2025 21:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Happy co-dependence day!

05.07.2025 20:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is he sucking or blowing?

05.07.2025 20:41 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

“Why did the Leopard eat my face?”

05.07.2025 20:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
05.07.2025 16:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How about a pamphlet? My mind is like that, or even a brochure.

05.07.2025 13:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Are rural hospitals in Oklahoma at risk of closing? - Oklahoma Watch

Yes, multiple rural hospitals shall close because of our Republican delegation.

Are rural hospitals in Oklahoma at risk of closing? oklahomawatch.org/2025/07/02/a...

04.07.2025 19:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

So I’m thinking about making a couple of cardboard cutouts of my Senators, James “Lurch” Lankford and Markwayne “Scooter” Mullin of Oklahoma. Both will have speech bubbles saying “I did that” and pointing at a closed hospital or nursing home. Just set them up, snap the picture and post it.

04.07.2025 13:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Come to find out, it’s not a swamp, it’s a hot tub.

03.07.2025 18:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

HAPPY CODEPENDENCE DAY!

03.07.2025 18:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m an oilfield truck driver and have made dozens of deliveries into the hills and hollers of West Virginia, Kentucky and PA. I have met lots of bonafide hillbillies and can confirm they are damn fine people.

03.07.2025 16:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Curious why hospital and nursing homes lobbyists weren’t flooding the airwaves during this legislative abortion. And where the hell is the AARP?

03.07.2025 16:37 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Democrats relentlessly and without mercy convert oxygen into carbon dioxide.

02.07.2025 20:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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