Taxbeast

Taxbeast

@taxbeast.bsky.social

• Bodybuilding & Health Enthusiast • Internet Animal • he/him • 18+ Account ❤️@grdngremlin.bsky.social‬❤️

2,208 Followers 1,080 Following 4,748 Posts Joined Jul 2023
10 hours ago
Four images, featuring various men I designed so I could study cloth and fashion from the 80’s!

Here we have a black wolf. Hair slicked back, hands in the pockets of his loose fitting 2-piece faded pink suit. Looking as aloof and fashionable as men often did in magazines back in the day. And here is a Tibetan Fox, sporting a denim snap-and-zipper sports jacket with his sleeves pulled below his elbows. Complimented with grey slacks, shoes, and a denim snap collared shirt. His sunglasses stay on, even at night. So he can so he can A german shepherd seen wearing a navy blue suit and tie. A long, flowing tench waves behind him as he urgently crosses a city street with the most fashionable galavant. And what galavant wouldn’t be complete without those fancy, plain leather dress shoes to match his leather portfolio tucked under his arm? He’s running late? Or fashionably on time? A hyena of high fashion. Leaning over the bars off a pier in his charming white Chiori shirt and black denim. The shirt pleated in the front to bring the tuxedo shirt into a more casual fashion. Pinning it down by tucking it into the waist of his denim. He doesn’t own any of the boats behind him, but he tells his dates that he does.

Fine Fancy Fellas

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10 hours ago
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I pick this one

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10 hours ago

I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear.

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15 hours ago
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*Leon reverse CQCs Snake in a fight*

Leon: "Solid effort, Snake."

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4 months ago

The final form.

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4 days ago
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Inside you there are 2 rats.

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1 day ago

I took this test and it basically told me im an idiot.

Colorblind, but yeah sure, im stupid too.

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1 day ago

Leon would only do that to Ada

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1 day ago
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What one-liner would Leon S. Kennedy say after kicking the shit out of Birch?

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6 days ago
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Super Mario World if it were based on the Show

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1 day ago

"Stay thirsty, freak."

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1 day ago
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What one-liner would Leon S. Kennedy say after kicking the shit out of Birch?

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2 days ago

I am like a moth to flame

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2 days ago

To clarify, that's when the McRib will be back

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2 days ago

May 13th, 2027

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2 days ago
Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends

Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends https://theonion.com/crab-just-happy-to-be-in-bucket-with-all-his-friends/

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2 days ago

That one has a cool butthole

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3 days ago
A wind waker mod where Link is replaced with Kiryu from Yakuza

found the perfect mod

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2 days ago

Another day without a shower

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3 days ago
“Super Mario was based on an Italian man I saw die in an accident on a construction site. I thought to myself, ‘What if that man had been killed by a gorilla, rather than negligence?’
- Shigeru Miyamoto

Happy Mario day!

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3 days ago
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What a wretched woman.

#Vyper | #Deadlock

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3 days ago

Today I learned Market Basket has bathrooms open to the public. I've lived in New England 90% of my life and had no idea.

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4 days ago

I've been saying this for years and it will never not be infuriating.

You get 90 seconds between your sets before I start staring.

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4 days ago

I legit had the same situation. I asked a ton of questions, and after my first confession I said "Why are we talking to the priest through a wall? I already tell people when I do something bad"

My parents never took me back to Sunday school

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4 days ago

I made the correlation that Geralt from the Witcher games sounds like a masculine Marge Simpson and I can't unhear it.

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5 days ago

Daylight savings time is fake and gay

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1 week ago
An edited screenshot from Pokopia with the games title replaced with the text "eat her pussy from behind"
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6 days ago
A screenshot from my steam library of the game Resident Evil: Requiem displaying 34 hours played and all achievements unlocked.

Solid 9/10. Recommend.

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6 days ago

Why has it been so long since the last time you ate a pear?

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