Joe

Will you tell me off for my dirty mirror or thank me for serving cake?

I don’t know why a version of this story gets telegraphed every six months. I don’t know why people scoff or find it objectionable and invariably the real story is never one about censorship. It’s a case of giving people information. It’s actually about being aware of trauma that isn’t your own.

Ooof, lucky me 😏🙏🏼

😳🙏🏼 thank you, sexy guy

You're so very welcome, babe 😏

Throwback, 'cause I'm lazy I guess

It does, rather

The way I'd forgotten this album existed 🤯

Fuzzy 🐻

Always with the late night lifts at home. 💪

You didn’t think I was gonna miss posting for Mar10 day did you? Let’s celebrate 🥳

Unlike Timothee, we can find a lot to appreciate in ballet 👍🏛️🍑 #MuseumBums

Souvenir card for Serge de Diaghileff's Ballet Russe, by Leon Bakst, c1924, from the @metmuseum.org 😁

Body was doing things today

I suspected as much, then I saw an episode of Grey's Anatomy where some guy watched porn as a treatment 😂 Never bothered to fact-check

🥵😈

Confusing, I say 😂

Fun fact - besides being painful, they make me h*rny

Good morning, let me take care of that wood for you

I used to haaaaate it, too.

Surrender now or prepare to fight 💪🏼💥

Kill them all!

Absolute woof

Sorry, it’s Push day on hump day, butt here’s my tits I’m trying to grow.

God. I'll pray for you.

🙏🏼🙏🏼

🫂♥️🫂

Thank you love. Having a time of it 😐