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"I don't even drink, officer" (Getty)

Congratulations to Polio

Yep. Worried for my city.

Omg for real? Awful I’m so sorry

This is Project 2025

With how the finale went last year I can already see the “teams”

I think if your first instinct upon hearing about the president’s call for ethnic cleansing is to dunk on leftists you should examine your soul.

Exactly why @bsky.app is so important. Engaging on this platform is important. As is growing this platform.

Which one of these men joins Tom Anderson and MySoace in the annals of history first ?

Their greed is our opportunity.

We desperately need the elderly to get out of politics. I don't care if that's ageist. For Chuck Schumer, "the future" is likely to be no more than a decade, if that. These people are addicted to power and have no sense of the long term damage being executed with their blessings

The "find out" phase begins Voters effed around. And now ...

New in PN: The "find out" phase begins

"Trump’s campaign was ugly, dystopian, and authoritarian. His first presidency was a disaster. A near majority of voters pulled the lever to put him back in charge anyway. Put bluntly, we, as a country, fucked around. And now ..."

Just a reminder that you don’t have to do the next 4 years like you did his last 4 years. Protect your peace, pick important battles, mute accounts that make you spiral. I can’t let my daily mental health hinge on his depravity again, and it’s ok to regroup and fight cleaner and better and smarter.

When I think of what could have been. 💙 My heart is heavy.

note to the press: this is why Biden issued preemptive pardons 👇

Not everyone can fight Trumpism and Trumpists directly. But remember this: kindness, decency, and fidelity to American values are defiance in the face of Trumpism.

So be kind, decent, and faithful, particularly to the many kinds of people despised and attacked by Trumpists. That’s revolutionary./1

The traitors are idiots plotting to take out housewives when they’re gossipy, chaotic and have zero game plan, like why are you not plotting to take out your real competition, the gamers that know how to strategise and are actually a threat?? #TheTraitorsUS

Three cages holding men are suspended from tree branches in a forest

Honestly we should hang more men from trees in cages #TheTraitorsUS

This is my last season. None of the other sharks are billionaires. So you are good to go !

But one question for you. Why do you think it’s right to for anyone to judge other humans by their net worth ? Rather than who they are and what they say and do ?

Hello LUKE this is your DOCTOR'S OFFICE. Are you coming in NEXT MONTH still?

Please log-in to the worst website you've ever seen to PRE-REGISTER.

Thank you we will check again TOMORROW.

Fox, Bayless, Others Sued on 14 Counts Including Sexual Battery The suit alleges Bayless offered the plaintiff $1.5 million to have sex with him, and that an FS1 exec grabbed her buttocks at a party.

A former Fox Sports hairstylist alleged in a lawsuit that a network executive used “his position to sexually harass women,” as well as that Skip Bayless touched her inappropriately and propositioned her for sex

They just know they can’t let Trump write an executive order or make a move that changes the balance of AI power. And honestly, despite all the things to despise (and admire ) about each, it’s in the interest of national security and our economy for the dominant AI companies to be American

They don’t care about Trump. But they can’t let him put his “thumb on the scale “ and push them back, or one of the others forward.

Giving millions and kissing a ring when trillions are at stake, is nothing.

The Ring Kissers truly don’t know where AI will take their businesses or the world.

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Wow! Still pissed it’s off Bravo 😭

Omg that’s diabolical

“The last Black man to drink on this network got fired” - Roy Wood Jr on #CNNNYE

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They apparently offer “cocktails” before IUD insertion/removal now. Someone must have told them how insanely painful it is lol

The gondola ride is so underrated.

Bill Burr has been perfection lately