Kyle

Awful

And if you didn’t know that Subsky (is that what we call it here) was litterally a troll you’ve gotten soft.

Man chicken noodle soup sounds good

Kansas City’s hottest new gay club is Jacket Off.
it’s got furries in harnesses, that thing when str8 people are annoying at gay bars and DJ PigFuck.

The Government Shutdown enters its 15th inning…

Live chat girl 8513 really putting in the work tonight.

Going to the Chiefs game after bartending 5 nights in a row. It’s like I just don’t ever want to be able to walk again.

Oh great. We will be friends again in our next life. See ya at the Olympics

When I die I hope I am reincarnated as a collage swim team manager.

Good thing I already planned on being 39 forever because I’m retiring from celebrating birthdays forever. Mine and anyone else’s tbh.

Nobody asked to go to lunch today, so I guess I’ll just starve

Remember this? Lmao

If I wasn’t high as giraffe pussy I would jump in the car and drive home. I miss my dogs. And my bed.

Ya know. This shooting was ALSO a school shooting. 46th of the year I believe.

Charlie was at a school. I am by no means happy this happened. It makes me sick to my stomach tbh. Just like all the other ones. But don’t be shocked when the outrage is calmed down because NOTNING CHANGES. FUCK GUNS

Awe. Raciast bigoted white people finally got their MLK.

$10 says Cheto Jesus makes 9/10 Charlie day or whatever the fuck they’ll call it.

Play stupid games. Win stupid prizes.

Get your thoughts and prayers ready

The video I just saw looks like he will be 👀

Maybe it’s AI

Is he dead?

You haven’t lived until you’ve seen @kyledoeskc.bsky.social chug a glass of milk

9 years ago this pic was taken right after Phil and I agreed to our life sentence together. It’s my favorite pic of the day. Minus the trash we had to take out. But whatever.

Girl I was so high we both would’ve been kidnapped if I came.

Stop by Chicago’s tomorrow if ya can. James is one of my best friends and could really use some help with his fight. I’ll be around all day all night so come see me and check out some cool shit you might just need. ❤️

Yikes

The bitch is back! Finally.

Holy shit

And just like that my TikTok algorithm has been restored back to his former glory of hot men without underwear on and Taylor Swift.

Way better than the cry baby shit I had there forms minute.

Some people just can’t handle their tequila @effingalan.bsky.social

Yall think Cheatsy’s got his own “list” somewhere

Anyone know what Chad even does for a job? I’m almost positive he’s working for Donald Trump