lol at me drunk posting on here so no one will see it. lol
Oh the irony….. I promise you I’m way more jealous than you are. I’m just not a bad friend
Some sort of bug fluttered itself in my ear now I am convinced it’s inside my ear and I’m trying not to have a full on panic attack.
Watched the new Ozzy documentary this afternoon with @cheatsy.bsky.social and had a good cry.
What a life. What a career. What a marriage.
Bump in the road. You’re going go work for plenty of other straight white men soon. Don’t worry.
Awful
And if you didn’t know that Subsky (is that what we call it here) was litterally a troll you’ve gotten soft.
Man chicken noodle soup sounds good
Kansas City’s hottest new gay club is Jacket Off.
it’s got furries in harnesses, that thing when str8 people are annoying at gay bars and DJ PigFuck.
The Government Shutdown enters its 15th inning…
Live chat girl 8513 really putting in the work tonight.
Going to the Chiefs game after bartending 5 nights in a row. It’s like I just don’t ever want to be able to walk again.
Oh great. We will be friends again in our next life. See ya at the Olympics
When I die I hope I am reincarnated as a collage swim team manager.
Good thing I already planned on being 39 forever because I’m retiring from celebrating birthdays forever. Mine and anyone else’s tbh.
Nobody asked to go to lunch today, so I guess I’ll just starve
Remember this? Lmao
If I wasn’t high as giraffe pussy I would jump in the car and drive home. I miss my dogs. And my bed.
Ya know. This shooting was ALSO a school shooting. 46th of the year I believe.
Charlie was at a school. I am by no means happy this happened. It makes me sick to my stomach tbh. Just like all the other ones. But don’t be shocked when the outrage is calmed down because NOTNING CHANGES. FUCK GUNS
Awe. Raciast bigoted white people finally got their MLK.
$10 says Cheto Jesus makes 9/10 Charlie day or whatever the fuck they’ll call it.
Play stupid games. Win stupid prizes.
Get your thoughts and prayers ready
The video I just saw looks like he will be 👀
Maybe it’s AI
Is he dead?
You haven’t lived until you’ve seen @kyledoeskc.bsky.social chug a glass of milk
9 years ago this pic was taken right after Phil and I agreed to our life sentence together. It’s my favorite pic of the day. Minus the trash we had to take out. But whatever.
Girl I was so high we both would’ve been kidnapped if I came.
Stop by Chicago’s tomorrow if ya can. James is one of my best friends and could really use some help with his fight. I’ll be around all day all night so come see me and check out some cool shit you might just need. ❤️
Yikes
The bitch is back! Finally.
