Daniel

Johnny Oats.

Happy birthday young man!

When the catnip hits hard.

@quest64official.bsky.social

You aged like fine wine & cheese & maybe yoghurt.

Oh.
My.
God.

@sammmystern.bsky.social WOULD NEVER LIE TO US!

I can't believe this stud hates dogs :(

Used to see him as an uncle figure when I first played that 23 years ago (WTF).

Now.. he would be more like a slightly younger close cousin 💀

Found my first one at 21.

... first child was born, and I was severely under prepared for that lack of sleep that was coming my way 🤣

Skeets!

... sounds terrible and immature, so it works for me.

I love to see that supervisor Pepper is on the job.

Exhausting work, as you can tell.

Sammmy would never lie to us.

The deodorant?

Ross, if you need a gofundme, just set one up.

Really? Not even laminated.

Oh, I am so, so sorry your royal whineness!

What?

... whatever he says is a lie.

His MBA certificate is written on used toilet paper in crayon.

Fucking phoney.

Likely, he's a total bastard so it checks out.

Games.

Let me hate Civ7!

... I re-wrote what I loved and hated about it like 5 times.

I then decided I hated it too much to let others see my thread on it.

Shit canned both the final write-up and the game 💀

Then, I played No Man's Sky and restored my brain health.

Life's too short to hate a hobby.

Things that are better than you.

.... I love this, and somehow, it also makes my skin crawl.

You sinister mastermind 👍

Unsure, if there is, I wanna look for it now though 🤣

My father used to prank others at his workplace, to the point where when I eventually worked alongside him, they saw me as a target via association.

So I had to find my own ways of getting them back.

We love to see it!

On another note though, at least you only got a telling off, I chalk that up as a win.

The fact they made you sweat it out this this long is insane to me.

Make in roads on it slowly.

By the time you pull off these subtle non-evil acts, he's likely pissed off like 5 other people anyway to make the pool of suspects greater 😬

Oh, and chucking olive oil in a cars exhaust..

Huge black clouds of smoke, no actual damage to the car.

... I got in trouble for that one.

We actually black pallet wrapped a guys car for April fools one year.

Took him all day to remove it.

Unplugged monitors from the PCs in offices (just for fun, no reason needed like April fools).

If they are in a noisey work environment and need ear protectors, paint them on the inside of the cups

Do they own a car or bike?

If yes, print a note (do not hand write), apologising for scratching the vehicle, and letting them search for it forever because you didn't actually do it.

Know Paul the Pricks phone number? Submit it to a bunch of stuff, help groups, addiction help groups, etc.

Good afternoon, Mr.RossSkeetsGames.

The annual 'Ross Smells' fan-club and its 42,478 members (42,479 with our president @gamergorlgabs.bsky.social included) are preparing to submit a petition to get you sponsored by Axe body spray.

They are close to finding a breakthrough for that 'musk' you have.