Today in Very Wisconsin: scraped the shit out of a knuckle cleaning up ice on the entryway on a 50 degree day.
When the neighbor husband refers to you as "sir."
One day at a time, part 1096. 🖤
Bosun Lawal when he's allowed to run around the midfield:
Officially in the club of "neighbors standing in their driveways, strategizing their pre-salting."
Nothing like watching a match involving Steven Nzonzi and Asmir Begovic in our year of the lord 2025.
I've had "Teenage Dirtbag" stuck in my head for two days after it popped up in a dream. Now I'm afraid this is leading to a real shitty version of the "All Along the Watchtower" moment.
I would like to personally apologize to Troy Parrott for all the times I slagged him in FM21.
I am sorry.
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How did they win?
HOW
LMAO
Trying to get hit and then complaining about getting hit is a pretty funny bit.
Yamamoto said he'd be ready to pitch tomorrow if asked, lmao.
this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
the needs of the anxious comfortable white male doing midcentury working class drag are at the very bottom of my list right now
We tip our caps to Mr. Horton on Willie Horton Day!
Join us in celebrating his 83rd birthday and Willie Horton Day in the state of Michigan. 👏
Seems like this would have been useful for one of the first two or three big spots where you needed a groundball.
You have a sidearm sinkerball pitcher? The fuck was he four innings ago?!
Very excited for the David v Goliath narratives incoming when David won 4 more games than Goliath and has home field advantage
Let them come.
Craig Counsell looks like he lives in constant fear of people discovering he's actually a little kid made adult by a carnival genie.
If this game also goes five hours, I'm not sure what's going to kill me first: Ron Darling or the Woodman's commercials.
The Etsy witch is delivering her comeuppance. This is the price paid.
The Face of Boe was still watching this Mariners-Tigers game.
I don't like him personally, but David Simon on AI is the final word on the subject.
normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following
Victor Robles opened his media session by walking in and shouting HELLO MY FRIENDS and exited the room with THANK YOU MY FRIENDS
Going to be funny to see some comedian/podcasters with a pathological need to make everything about themselves and weigh in on every issue suddenly grow eerily silent when it comes to their own recent tour schedules
