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it's not even 7pm yet

can I go to bed

19.08.2025 17:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A tray containing little plates with: 
A cooked chicken breast
A packet of marmite cheese puffs
3 Petit Lu salt crackers
2 Hotel Chocolat batons

A tray containing little plates with: A cooked chicken breast A packet of marmite cheese puffs 3 Petit Lu salt crackers 2 Hotel Chocolat batons

CW: Food

Sometimes you just need a weird dinner

19.08.2025 16:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A digital illustration of Will Graham and Hannibal Lecter with heads leaned towards each other and the text You and I Have Begun to Blur. A bright superimposed knife, fishing lures, and antlers are overlaying them.

A digital illustration of Will Graham and Hannibal Lecter with heads leaned towards each other and the text You and I Have Begun to Blur. A bright superimposed knife, fishing lures, and antlers are overlaying them.

IDK this was a sketch I just did some stuff with. Trying to get back into the flow of drawing now that things have calmed down.

#hannibal #hannibalnbc #hannigram

19.08.2025 13:35 — 👍 14    🔁 9    💬 1    📌 0

Oh gosh yeah that's a lot, I hope it all goes well!!

19.08.2025 15:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm glad it served as a reminder haha

I usually completely forget that food even exists during tattoos, even if there's a break, and I have to remind myself to drink, so the snacks usually end up getting eaten afterwards lmao

19.08.2025 15:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

(For the tattoo, anyway. I haven't had a drink that isn't sugar free for such a long time that it's going to be weird lmao)

19.08.2025 15:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I like to be prepared 😂😂

My diet is very protein-focused atm anyway because of strength training and stuff, so I'm all about them sugary snacks

19.08.2025 15:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A bottle of Pepsi, a cinnamon flapjack, a Bear Fruit Splits snack and a Cadbury Brunch Light Honey & Oat bar

A bottle of Pepsi, a cinnamon flapjack, a Bear Fruit Splits snack and a Cadbury Brunch Light Honey & Oat bar

CW: Food

I don't know if I'm going to go out tomorrow or not yet, so I took the chance today to PREPARE for tattoo day on Thursday, as my appointment is at 11AM and takes like 35 minutes to get there.

Never get a tattoo on an empty stomach, always bring snacks, sugar is good.

19.08.2025 14:57 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I had to wake up so early to go out for my blood test today that I feel super out of sorts, like... how is it only midday.

SO I might go out to aimlessly roam around the local B&Q.

Because that's the weird sort of thing I like to do.

19.08.2025 11:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me: Orders NSFW art print as a separate order, just in case the printing company cancels the order

Company: Actually processes and dispatches the NSFW art order before the order with all of the SFW art

19.08.2025 09:21 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can't give you money I don't have.

But that's a problem for Friday now, so I am going to try to calm my brain down.

19.08.2025 09:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Extremely stressed by this blocked drain as I worry I've somehow accidentally caused it and will have to pay for it (I use flushable cat litter and have just now learned that apparently that claim can't be trusted lmao), but if so I will just straight up have to say, "You will have to wait."

19.08.2025 09:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Had to stand outside my house reporting a blocked drain, and my neighbour has a prickly bush that my arm kept touching as I tried to get a closer look (as it turns out it's an overflowing manhole on their property), and now my arm has exploded in hives.

So that's fun.

19.08.2025 09:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Little bit of a weird comment when the OP is not a girl, just a wheelchair user.

19.08.2025 08:34 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Drivers they block dropped curbs with their cars:

fuck you fuck you fuck you

19.08.2025 07:49 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
Post image

Hannicat 😺 'Marilyn Monroe said Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend, some said Porsche makes you a better man, I say a good knife is the true empowerment.'

Still not too motivated to draw, a simple little Hannicat helps picking things up
❤️
#Hannibal
#Hannicat
#madsmikkelsen

19.08.2025 01:33 — 👍 24    🔁 9    💬 1    📌 0

Shocker: immediately got abuse on Strawpage for saying that I won't post or respond to any messages that have nothing to do with fics, which is the literal point of that strawpage lmao

But I'm just automatically blocking them

18.08.2025 23:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Any further messages that aren't related to fic or one shot ideas are not going to be posted or responded to.

And if anyone is curious, our next podcast recording date is planned for 26th August.

18.08.2025 23:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Finally home and in bed at midnight (I normally go to bed at like 9PM lmao), and I have to be up early to chug water and go for a blood test 😭

18.08.2025 23:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Here is my spoiler-free review of Eddington

First half:
Ah, what an interesting drama, I wonder where it's going

Second half:
Oh, this is an Ari Aster movie

I couldn't tell you what I just watched

But I loved it

It won't be to everyone's taste, as usual lmao

18.08.2025 21:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm sure he isn't judging me for being ambulatory, it's just one of those paranoid internalised ableism things

18.08.2025 18:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

For the first time ever, I am not the only wheelchair user at the cinema

I felt a little bad getting out of my chair to move into a recliner seat, but that's why I book two seats 😂 Sitting stationary for a long time in my chair hurts a lot

18.08.2025 18:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Tattoo teaser because I still can't stop thinking about Thursday (autism brain, I'm going to be completely useless until it's done):

🐈🐟💕

18.08.2025 14:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I might put on a little bit of makeup when I go out to the cinema tonight.

Just... because. WHY NOT.

18.08.2025 12:32 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Awwww 💕💕💕

18.08.2025 11:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

#Hannibal

18.08.2025 11:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A greetings card art print and pencil featuring Botticelli's La Primavera from the Uffizi Gallery

A greetings card art print and pencil featuring Botticelli's La Primavera from the Uffizi Gallery

Already posted on Twitter but also saying a big thank you here to @sugarmaus.bsky.social 💕

This is soooo lovely

18.08.2025 11:04 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Two black and white cats luxuriously sprawled across a chaise longue, asleep

Two black and white cats luxuriously sprawled across a chaise longue, asleep

Timeline cleanser

18.08.2025 11:01 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Preview
a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed Alt: Hannibal's face merging with a smiley emoji
18.08.2025 10:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The true purpose of polyamory

18.08.2025 10:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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