Hannibal Lecter's Satiny Foreskin

Heeeeuuuuggghhhh aggressive cnc would fix me

Mischa has successfully managed every night without being separated!

Which also means that I have finally been able to put their massive litter tray in the bathroom and no longer have it crowding my hallway.

HURRAH

CW: food

Came across a bibimbap meal prep recipe today, which I think is going to give me the motivation to finally get back into dinner meal prep instead of living off of random ready meals lmao yippeeee

Mischa is fascinated by running tap water but can't seem to figure out what she wants to do with it, so if I put the tap on she just ends up circling it, occasionally sticking her head under the water and getting wet ears, and she has now discovered that she can tap it with her paws.

“I thought that it might be nice to bring some of the spring colours inside the house,” came the voice of his husband from across the table. No detectable footsteps, so he must have already relaxed enough from being out at the docks, shoes removed in favour of the comfort of well-worn socks. “A pleasant gesture indeed,” Hannibal murmured as he straightened his back and opened his eyes, meeting his husband’s slightly forced but calm demeanour. “Peonies are often a romantic gesture, lavender appeals to a sense of peace, much like that of its scent. Might I incur that the sweet Williams are merely a reflection of my husband’s nature?” Will stiffened for just a second, a faint blossoming of pink spreading across his cheeks, beneath the smattering of freckles there, and toward his ears. His ability to deflect and mask had lessened with time, at least with Hannibal, and Hannibal in turn found that he rather enjoyed his husband’s newer flutters of honesty. He also enjoyed the way that Will would run a hand through his hair when nervous, fingers pulling through curls that sat lower down his neck now, streaked with silver that spread further every year. “Are you suggesting that I’m not sweet?” Will asked, his attempts to disguise anxiety with cockiness making Hannibal’s lips pull into a smirk. He stepped around the table to meet his husband, reaching out to gently tug his hand away from his hair, lacing their fingers together instead. “You are most saccharine when you want to be,” he said quietly, tilting his head a little as he studied Will. “Your hair is getting long; you should let me trim it for you before the weather gets too warm.” “You like it long,” Will retorted, and Hannibal couldn’t help but hum in agreement. “Easier to pull,” he said with a teasing narrowing of his eyes, gently squeezing his husband’s hand. “But no less handsome either way.”

they're so disgusting I love them

#Hannibal

😂

Little bitey blanket baby

The baby has noticed the snow

Back to wheezing when I breathe.

Over four weeks 'til I can see the asthma nurse 🙃

It's fucking SNOWING

After I mentioned we had sunshine yesterday after it raining every day in the UK so far this year lmao

Very glad I chose to sit and read

Instead of bed rotting, I have stolen my big love seat back from the cats, which has instantly calmed them down because it means they can lay on me

I have a drink, a blanket, a stuffed toy cat, some chocolate

Time to return to reading Sleeping in the Knife Drawer by emungere

Maybe I will actually steal my love seat back from the cats for once

I think it was meant to be, "but there are times like this",but dyslexia took the wheel

*times like this 🙃

I'd go out for fresh air but it is, once again, raining

I just want to soak in hot water and forget the world for a moment, but I can't

I'm very tempted to just go back to bed and read fanfiction all day

But I don't want to succumb to bed rotting so I am trying my best not to lose my mind

I have a wet room in my house, because it's very difficult for me to get in and out of baths (the one that was here was a nightmare)

But at times like there, where I just wake up very stressed and the cats are running around causing chaos, that I wish I could have a bubble bath

Today's fic is the equivalent of firing a gun to lower property value.

New dead dove dropped.
Please heed the warning and tags. And most of all prioritize your mental health. #Hannibal

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What if Heated Rivalry but they were cannibals instead of hockey players? Happy Valentine's Day Hannigram nation! #Hannibal #animation

Good: New chair has definitely been helping with my back pain, sitting at my desk hasn't been agony

Bad: I've developed a new fun pain that goes all across the lower back part of my right shoulder, which makes laying on my left side in bed very painful and uncomfortable

Deconstructing Hannibal Episode 20: Movie Edition - The Silence of the Lambs - Deconstructing Hannibal In this episode, Lady Thunder and I commemorate the one year anniversary of DH by talking about and breaking down one of the greatest movies of all time and an essential part of the Hannibal cano...

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If you adore the movie, consider listening to @sihaya74.bsky.social and me take it apart piece by piece on #DeconstructingHannibal ❤️

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Screenshot of AO3 page for the fic Old-Fashioned Romance by Fanfaron

Happy Valentine's Day to the old man yaoi lovers!!

Old-Fashioned Romance

Rating: E
2-part quickie (part 2 coming very soon!!)

Established relationship, no explicit top/bottom dynamic

Contains omorashi, incontinence, a little pee... (Footjob coming in part two)

Link below!

#Hannibal

Me: trying to write

Mischa: trying to eat tape off a box

Honey: MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW

“You’re a vicious little sadist.” “Who are you calling little?”

there will definitely be a fic out today, but it might be in two parts because I am determined to include both piss AND feet

I'm trying to allow myself to write quick, messy and dirty and not be a perfectionist little bitch

Happy Valentine's Day Fannibals ❤️
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