David Burnquist (RUDE)

a United States of whatever, if you will

“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”

Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻

I love it when I find a great new reaction video and immediately get a chance to use it

You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer, Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen. Vixen left a while back and started an exciting new website

Love this. Defeat grief with absurdity!

Phil spent 4 years at home with 10 kids and said "I'd rather face an NFL defense for several weeks, I need the break"

“When’s the fog”

Dude loves meteorology

The city is powered by laughs and screams. This is the perfect game for that

got my ticket today

This. We lost our souls the second we let the worst people on earth rebrand the concept of compassion.

man, I wish Amy Winehouse was still around

[finding the demon in hell who’s in charge of the music] “What’s going on with this mic setup?!”

HOLY Jesus I just saw the hit that Ertz took, that is insane work

THERE’S ONLY ONE HURRICANE IN COLLEGE STATION AND IT’S HURRICANE HARRY’S

in august i posted: "when the dust settles on this football season, the indiana hoosiers will be the top-ranked team in the nation, and the colts, led by daniel jones, will be a super bowl contender! it's all coming up indiana! i am jon." unfortunately, this post was deleted by a computer spam virus

Title: The street tom waits grew up on. Image: a shabby, broken down old timey American street. Caption: Buildings (left to right): vern's all-nite pizza 'n' tattoo, accordion players' graveyard, abandoned clown-shoe factory, divorced salesmen's polka club, tomb of the unknown cabbie, bootleg ice-cream warehouse, saint frank's hobo orphanage, illegal umbrella incinerator.

Happy 76th Birthday, Tom Waits!

I’ve seen more convincing acting than this in pornos

#AEWCollision

Joel Osteen-ass promo. Dude’s about to barricade the doors to a megachurch during a hurricane

Do you WANT a drone strike that kills Scarlett Johansson? Because this is how you get a drone strike that kills Scarlett Johansson

oh my god Indiana

We do NOT talk poorly of Cereal Killer in this household

This feels like a personal insult to me in particular

Lionel Messi will finally win the thing that has eluded him for so long... the MLS Cup

right wingers with their new transphobe of the month

Shout out to Kennesaw State (they have a Whataburger very close by)

A few days ago on this site we were all talking about the Mad Man vomit hose. I miss us.

damn shame that Venezuela was eliminated from World Cup contention in September, because they had a chance to do the funniest thing ever