Bill Corbett

FIFA Peace Prize Several gold hands hold up a globe with their fingertips

trapped souls of the dead lusting for vengeance-ass trophy
never seen a more clearly cursed object

Ted Leo & The Pharmacists

Hey, I know time’s are tough, so it’s all there for free, but if you’re looking to spend a few dollars on #bandcampfriday, I can always use the support!

tedleo.bandcamp.com

The Christmas Martian Our most beloved Christmas movies all have that one line that makes you feel all warm and cozy inside, no matter how many times you’ve heard it: “That’s what Christmas is all about, Charlie Brown.”

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right??

Poo Flower even the name says Christmas

Business Explainer Guy: here's why that's actually good

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Pretty sure I’m never gonna have Peter Coyote narrate a documentary about my life and it makes me a bit sad

And what about the small business owner? What of the teeny-tiny proprietor of a boat dealership, the lilliputian owner of a rug warehouse, the microscopic franchisee of several Smoothie Kings? What about them??

ps it is mostly - MOSTLY - a @pftompkins.bsky.social movie

absolutely!

When I first got to Minnesota years ago, my roomie and I (both transplants from Back East) shared a duplex building with two Somali grad students. They became great pals to us. We were all new to this strange place in varying degrees, and they really helped it feel like home. Trump’s a racist pig.

Dreamed I got a chastising message at work that said, “You should know the names of all the Muppets,” and someone stuck up for me, saying, “I don’t think this one has a name,” and they attached a picture of like a white Gonzo with no eyes

Jonathan the Tortoise (left) and friend

Happy Birthday (Observed) to the uncontested KING Jonathan The Tortoise, estimated to be 192 years old

192 MORE YEARS! 192 MORE YEARS!

Today we release the greatest immersive experience ever created in the history of comedy or cinema on the Theater app for Vision Pro.

My friend @billcorbett.bsky.social and his friends Michael, Kevin and Jean-Claude present “Timecop” live in front of an audience, in immersive 3D. The future is now.

To Serve Man (Starfleet edition)

hahaha 🎯

Looks like they’ve all been spritzed with canola oil

into the dungeon with this one

ME: *watching clip of Trump blather-barking garble-nonsense at cabinet meeting*
THE MISSUS: *walking past* Did he just call those people "son of a bitches"?
ME: He did.

THE MISSUS: Makes sense. That's exactly who would be president in the Samurai Cop universe.

(@rifftrax.com)

All super rich guys sound the same now. It’s all “I sleep four hours a night and spend the other twenty hours a day developing a product that’s going to bring us the best widespread poverty anyone’s ever seen.”

Minnesota: wherever there’s a vote to confirm Trump’s shitty nominees, rest assured you’ll find @amyklobuchar.com there with a big YES SIR MR. PRESIDENT

Toss Grumley from the Train

[whispering to date while watching Toss Grumley’s talk when Toss Grumley first appears on the screen] That's Toss Grumley

perfect but mischievous angels

My favorite quote from Death By Lightning is Nick Offerman-as-Chester A. Arthur, drunk as hell:

"Music! Fighting! Sausages!"

people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try

Sounds like it sucks in every possible way then, so into the trash with it

News from Toss Grumley, folks.

It's not just about leave but about what we are producing when we are working, says Toss Grumley.