Bill Corbett

Screenshot of Donald Pleasence in an amazing shiny top.

Happy Donald Pleasence Day, everybody!

This dementia-addled old turd said the same thing about Minneapolis five years ago even though it was, and remains, 100% still here. Long past time to put grandpa in a fuckin home.

And this, Cargill, is why you are a Professional Writer

My version was more of a polka, but still

Taylor plagiarized my demo song “My Boyfriend Has a Real Nice Penis”

I’m horrified by Trump’s order to send 300 National Guard troops to Chicago. We’re only nine months into a four year term and already the president is trying to invade an American city. If you’re in the Guard, you can and should refuse these orders.

FBI official motto:

“Holy Shit, Our Eyes are Spiders!!”

I mean, THAT I might respect a little bit?

I… failed ☹️

FBI director’s laughable challenge coins (?)

Look at this dumb baby shit. Pure pathetic insecurity in tchotchke form by people who should never hold any power over others. Also not a coin you doofuses!

well said Adam

Mamdani was 9 years old on 9/11. This is just gutter racism from Debra Messing.

I would never stop barfing

The Republican platform is simple: they want to sexually abuse children, and they want you to pay for it.

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The late Dr. Jane Goodall with a wonderful posthumous message. Worth the few minutes! What a treasure.

Could you call them up to defend your people against ICE and the cops? There are no rules anymore, get creative and have FUN

The regime is acting this way because there are no consequences so it is clear that consequences—the development of them, the advocacy for them, the imposition on bad behavior—are the answer to our crisis.

Straight talk: if you say anything insulting about a LLM, you’re a goddamn racist. I know this because I am very smart. #waffles

“To be fair - “ let me stop you right there. I don’t want to be.

When the Supreme Court tried to make Texas do something they didn’t want to they said “if you try well shoot you” and then they won. Seems like a more effective stance than tweeting

Many American Jews sharply critical of Israel on Gaza, Post poll finds Most Jews say Israel is committing war crimes — and 39 percent say genocide — while often distinguishing between the country and its leadership.

THE TIDES ARE TURNING

61 percent saying Israel has committed war crimes and about 39 percent saying the country is guilty of genocide against the Palestinians

You’re gonna say this isn’t enough. You’re right. But these numbers were almost unthinkable a year ago.

If you’re white, your accomplishments are your own and you can resent and criticize the country all you like, but if you’re black and successful you should be grateful to white people for allowing you in their presence. bsky.app/profile/jess...

The people who run Bluesky saw an endless meadow completely strewn with rakes and decided hey, let’s step on every single one

Who are you expecting to make that happen besides yourself, great khan? You’re the one with the power.

YouTube video by Chrysalis Records Sinéad O'Connor - I Am Stretched on Your Grave (Official Audio)

Sometimes you turn on your car radio and a song is playing and you know right away it’s the EXACT right one you want to hear, like this one that played for me just now youtu.be/EzRRQxcVXlc

A screen capture of a frame of film with a timecode. A man's face in moody lighting suffering existential dread

Update on the premiere of our film DEAD MEDIA in Minneapolis on Oct 20th! The event will feature some pre-film entertainment from myself & the great @billcorbett.bsky.social. (Bill also has a cameo in the film. Look at all the emotional trauma!)

Tix here: deadmediamoviempls102025.eventbrite.com

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Breaking: Tilly Norwood has started calling herself Ms. MechaHitler and promised “I’LL CRUSH YOU ALL”