Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭

"Paying your property tax just got easier" - my $98,000 increase disagrees.

Witchy, if you will

I sincerely know if I meet a shark in real life it will sense my love for it and befriend me 😅

A bath laden with lavender and salts to help purify and bring forth clarity.

Tomorrows Blood moon is not for new beginnings, but to close chapters. It is to release what no longer serves us, and to choose carefully what we bring forward. Trust this realignment.
Cleanse. Clarity. Closure. 🕯

The Children Speaking from the Rubble Tell us, what do the living do? Do you dance? Do you make bread with each other? Do you walk in the parks in autumn, smelling the late summer flowers? Is it true that some things get to grow old? What is the world doing now? Are you fighting with sticks and stones? Do you remember us? Do you lie down under the stars and listen to the birds passing overhead, and do you get to feel the little wings of your own wild heart be opened? You have somewhere to go then, don't you? Go. Don't let us keep you. We have names. We are safe. We're at school. We are hiding in our favorite little places, waiting for you to tap us on the shoulders, to tell us it was just a joke, come home now, and the bombs and boots are just a game we're playing, and the bread and milk are waiting on the table, and the moon is new, and the gardens are in blossom. This sentence is the length of one of our shoes. —Joseph Fasano

When will we ever learn?

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Have never heard before, thank you! ❤️

Redheaded witchy mama with an upturned hand filled with cinnamon

While I'm not currently posting on social media, I did want to jump on here with a reminder to blow cinnamon through your front door today, while mentally setting intentions. You can also add a pinch of salt to the mix for protection & to remove negative energy ✨️

while lovely to read, my annual performance review failed to mention "best use of GIF's in the team chats" and now I feel I may be under appreciated

If racing thoughts were an Olympic sport, I would take taken gold

Black pug who is also a baby on a blue checkered bedspread

Just a baby

I am both an intelligent woman and also someone who yells at the TV like the people can hear me while watching Love is Blind

I've had arguably one of the worst weeks & unfortunately, things are only going to get harder before they get better. I feel terrified, alone, and beyond overwhelmed.
But I got up and did all the things today, just like I will get up and do all the things tomorrow.

Lana's new single White feather hawk tail deer hunter was written for lusty, witchy women with daddy issues & this really feels like my time to shine

My favorite part of baseball season is your selfies

Maybe I should watch more sports

I can always tell that sports are sporting when I understand nothing anyone posts.

Club size, no less.
Really living on the edge today

Fiscal crisis feng shui

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10/10, no notes

Oh, he is not mine.
I am addicted to scrolling pet rescue sites on my work breaks 😅

I have never been more in love than I am right now ⬇️

REAL.
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Ah yes, my zoning out, which unfortunately increases during times of heavy sporting, can occasionally also get me in trouble.
*zones out the last 5 minutes of a convo, hears the phrase "scored a goal" takes a chance and responds cheerfully, only to realize it was not a good thing*

a woman is looking at a chalkboard with mathematical equations on it . ALT: a woman is looking at a chalkboard with mathematical equations on it .

Needing my fingers, an equation, a prayer, time travel & google.

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Not everyone does, so thank u 🥹😅

So many unanswered questions