Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭

Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭

@asaltyredhead.bsky.social

(She/Her) NB, Canada 🇨🇦 Unapologetic overuser of emoji's Everything I post is satire, probably Opinions are plenty & my own

10,114 Followers 1,599 Following 3,752 Posts Joined Aug 2023
4 hours ago

I'm at the final boss level in the game of overwhelm.

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1 day ago

This. Is. My. Life. You. Have. No. Idea.

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2 days ago

Hope you are all tucked home safely now ❤️

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2 days ago

👀 I do not know of which you speak

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2 days ago

Why is.... but why.....the....firetruck.....I just....
😑

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3 days ago

Let's alternate to keep our nervous systems on edge

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3 days ago

Wanna watch pet adoption videos and cry together?

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3 days ago

YES

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3 days ago

The kitchen counter wins my coffee again.

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5 days ago
dawnymock cartoon of woman, standing like a starfish, big smile, not afraid to take up space

#InternationalWomensDay (we don’t even get a full 24 hours ;) )

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5 days ago

And today on International Women's Day, I'd like to say Fuck the Patriarchy.
➡️ break the cycles
➡️ ignore the beauty standards
➡️stand up for those unable to speak
➡️fight back against inequality
➡️strengthen & educate the next generation to expect better than what was taught to us.

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6 days ago

The exact look on everyone's faces. 😑

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6 days ago
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Hesitantly leaving my classic lit genre & giving into the hype

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6 days ago

Sorry, that was already part of morning routine. Maybe tomorrow?

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6 days ago

In a conversation with folks where they were discussing their best "Olympic sex events" I jumped in with asking what quantifiable data could even be used to justify an accurate and measurable scoring system and how excel could factor into the analysis portion.

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6 days ago

She has to solve the mystery brain disease case(s) first. Can we get a 2 for 1 provincial discount?

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6 days ago

I pray the universe protect the 2 gentleman sitting at their respective tables in the coffee shop that will not stop directly staring at me while also glaring at each other. So help me, the bold choice of interrupting me with my book and earphones on will not go the way you intended. Bless 🙏

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6 days ago
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6 days ago

Everytime I see a new sign of aging and feel my old insecurities bubble up, I quickly realize that the society that conditioned me is run by billionaire pedophiles & they are the only ones who profit.

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6 days ago

Just wanna throw this out there… the women that carry the most water for the patriarchy are the first ones to drown, and die of thirst.

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1 week ago

Honestly, no idea what I was doing between the grades 3-5.
It wasn't learning the fundamentals, however.

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1 week ago

Did everyone else know birds are not mammals?

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1 week ago

It looks like it was made with so much love, it's perfect ❤️❤️❤️

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1 week ago

I could use a little more whimsy in my life right now. A little razzle dazzle, perhaps.

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1 week ago

"Paying your property tax just got easier" - my $98,000 increase disagrees.

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1 week ago

Witchy, if you will

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1 week ago

I sincerely know if I meet a shark in real life it will sense my love for it and befriend me 😅

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1 week ago
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elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a wall of fire . ALT: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a wall of fire .
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1 week ago
A bath laden with lavender and salts to help purify and bring forth clarity.

Tomorrows Blood moon is not for new beginnings, but to close chapters. It is to release what no longer serves us, and to choose carefully what we bring forward. Trust this realignment.
Cleanse. Clarity. Closure. 🕯

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1 week ago
The Children Speaking 
from the Rubble

Tell us, what do the living do? 
Do you dance? Do you make bread
with each other? Do you walk in the parks
in autumn, smelling the late summer flowers?
Is it true that some things get to grow old?
What is the world doing now? Are you fighting
with sticks and stones? Do you remember 
us? Do you lie down under the stars 
and listen to the birds passing overhead, 
and do you get to feel the little wings of your own 
wild heart be opened? You have somewhere 
to go then, don't you? Go. Don't let us keep you. 
We have names. We are safe. We're at school.
We are hiding in our favorite little places, waiting
for you to tap us on the shoulders, to tell us
it was just a joke, come home now, 
and the bombs and boots are just a game we're playing,
and the bread and milk are waiting on the table,
and the moon is new, and the gardens are in blossom. 
This sentence is the length of one of our shoes.

—Joseph Fasano

When will we ever learn?

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