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This was removed from the docket. DOJ realized their mistake and asked the court clerk to strike. That’s the appropriate mitigation. But yeah. Big fuckup. Lawyer nightmare. A head might roll. Or not. I mean, it’s not like this lawyer candidly admitted an erroneous deportation or something like that.

US voters, here’s the mission: Diaper Donnie dies in prison. Burma Shave.

I’m an Israeli dual national and I agree with you 100%.

Tariffs = TrumpTaxes. Call them by their name. Make it stick. Place blame where it needs to be. Pass it on.

Exactly.

One Taylor Greene is the obnoxious force potential required to push one Boebert of stupid through a resistance of one Crockett of intelligence.

I’ve done some big professional stupids. But I’ve never come close to pulling a Hegseth. That’s some next^10 level shit.

Trump is old.
Old guys pee a lot.
That speech was long.
I think the felon in chief wears diapers. He certainly looks like he’s carrying a dump in his depends when he walks. And he is known to stink.
Yeah. Donnie Diapers.

Five things I did last week:
1) Got home from Illinois.
2) Locked the front door.
3) Sat down and took a rest on the porch.
4) let imagination set in.
5) sang “doo doo doo”
Bonus:
6: looked out my back door.

He might have a cabinet level position in the current White House waiting for him!

This is *exactly* the right take.

Five things (I didn’t do any of these things last week).

Sometimes I don’t even use the vacuum cleaner. I just turn it on to see the dog lose her shit.

5 things I did last week (for real)
1) wrote an appellate brief
2) took my aussiedoodle for some ball sessions and told her she is goodest girl
3) changed lots of diapers soiled by my 2 month old
4) survived a man cold
5) read some fiction and nonfiction for fun
6) Bonus: brewed a baltic porter

This is such a fun game.

Westlaw’s quickcheck is a solid tool. But it turns out you still need to read the cases because it can aim a little wide of the mark and suggest some cases am that are…marginally relevant. Non closed-universe AI though? Fuck no.

As a prosecutor myself, I am embarrassed for him. If there’s a crime, charge it. If maybe, investigate. But don’t overplay your hand with this limp dick effort to chill free speech.

The book was a surprisingly entertaining read. And available through Libby! (At least in Seattle).

In a surreal turn of events, I realized that one of the defendants (who made the initial PR request the plaintiff officers sued to enjoin) was a colleague from Peace Corps.

We’re glad you are here too!

Now we see the real reason Elon hates USAID so much and destroyed it as revenge for daring to investigate his company. Also, USAID played a huge role in finally abolishing apartheid in South Africa.

Not be a fan of poutine. But yeah. Poutine.

Nope. I actually think she is worse than Cruz and Hawley. They are openly evil. She lives in denial.

If sparkling wine sales data are readily available I think the data will show broad agreement.

12/10 seems low, honestly.

Pathetic. This lawsuit was meritless and any first year law student who stayed awake for 25% of conlaw could explain why.