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I love Josh... Trading for and then extending him gotta be one of the best things we've done

That scream was gut wrenching, man. I know he said he moved on from it quickly, but I know he HAD to be screaming at himself internally "you HAVE to score" when he took his final at bat.

Sometimes I think about Julio Rodriguez and hope he knows we don't blame him for losing the ALCS.

White text that says “say you’ll never dump me” on a peachy pink background with a picture of Cal Raleigh prominently displaying his butt.

White text on a seafoam green background that says “let me Woo you” with a picture of Bryan Woo in blue Mariners gear.

MLB posted these Mariners valentines 💀

Hard to overstate how much Brendan Donovan changes things for the better for the Mariners.

- Gives them their best leadoff option since J.P. in 2023

- Low Ks, high OBP means he'll help set the table a TON for Julio and Cal

- Takes a lot of pressure off Young and Emerson needing to be good

God I'm so excited about the Donovan trade. Yeah we lost some prospects and Williamson but this is a real "win now" move we needed to do to set us up to go back to the ALCS this season. This lineup has me so excited for Mariners ball again in March!!

This new Jujutsu trend looked fun

It's been two months. Genuinely don't think I'll ever get over it, or thinking about "what ifs" until the Ms win the whole fucking thing.

At least, that’s the plan.

Season's Greetings from the Ushiromiya family to yours

Time to show off my wife, the akashic dragon. She has so many eyes, all the better to laser you with. Incredible art by Sophie Medvedeva.

WE LOVE YOU NAYLOR

George Brett bat and Reggie Jackson bat

Shohei Ohtani and other silver slugger awards

Ethan Holliday bats prior to carving

Bats for some pros prior to carving

Went to the Louisville Slugger factory today, was awesome here’s some highlights

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Seattle evenings after daylight saving ends

My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)

Loser

Hockey I at least respect. Football is so damn boring, I resent the fact it's the most popular sport in the US by a large margin

Yoshinobu Yamamoto mobbed by teammates

This is the photo.

I wonder if the person forever known as “Butt Plug Guy” has any regrets

After the players win a championship in any sport, they should do away with bringing out the owner. Some real plantation vibes about it

Yoshi in a backwards champ hat being interviewed

Yoshinobu Yamamoto is your World Series MVP

YAMAGOATO

Do the Blue Jays have, say, like a magical fish who loses races or something?

okay this is the last baseball you're going to get for five months, but also it's ALL THE BASEBALL THE HUMAN BODY CAN TAKE

THE GOAT

Postseason Kershaw in his Postseason Kershaw pose (head down in the dugout)

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