Josie

I’ll tell you what, the two hour commute home from Victoria after a couple of post-work pints is no joke for the old bladder. The Glasto training of holding it through an entire headline set is being put to good use!

Good luck, you’ll smash it!!

I just went and looked on Twitter. Christ. It really has become a cesspool.

How is everyone over here? Seems strange without a ticket day to be limbering up for…

💙 Oasis 2025 💙

I don’t even have the words to describe it, just the best gig I’ve ever been to. The atmosphere was electric and pure joy. Everyone was just singing and dancing and basking in the music we’d missed for so long.

I’m not winning videographer of the year but here’s a few snippets 💙

My advice is to slow it down and take your time, putting them in is not something to rush. I’ve been wearing them for 20 years now and I still take my time over it. It does get easier, try using your thumb and pointer finger on the other hand to hold your eye open.

At the risk of sounding like an elderly millennial… why do mosh pits these days seem to mainly be people doing the conga in a circle?

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*Outrageous.

What’s your thoughts on who Patchwork might be?

If you live near London they are on the Southbank every Saturday and it’s free entry, went a couple of weeks ago it was brilliant

They are just messing with us at this point 😂

Playing the kids at their own game with the Jack Black songs after having to listen to Steve’s Lava Chicken 100 times by making them listen to me and @actualsi.bsky.social singing along to Tribute, full volume, no holding back. Plaaaaaay the best song in the world…

Experimenting with making tequila liqueurs for this year’s Glasto. This is either going to be amazing or terrible, let’s see which… 😂

Yeah exactly, before it felt like those who really tried hard had some sort of advantage, now it’s just down to pure luck of which place you get allocated in a queue 😖

Anyone had any joy yet? I’ve not had a sniff past 2 green boxes so far 😢

Ticket mornings really just don’t have the same level of je ne sais quoi without all the incessant refreshing… 🟩🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️

It’s going to be devastating when the weather goes back to normal March greyness isn’t it 😭

I’m still hoping for them to make an appearance on the West Holts poster John!

Assuming you’ve got Busta, very nice booking that 👌🏼

I hope that the weather on first poster day is an omen for the weather at the festival because today is absolutely banging ☀️

Oh @theglastothingy.bsky.social, tell us… how does today’s poster release compare to previous years? Is there any sign of a pattern emerging?

Very good first lineup, a bumper undercard on Friday and Sunday for me. Hoping for Basement Jaxx and Pulp to be added to the Saturday and not too many clashes…!

Problematically, 8am is the time I need to be yelling at the kids to get their shoes and coats on for the school run/commute combo, the lineup dropping in the middle of that feels like a recipe for one of us to be late. But do I have the willpower to hold off looking until I get on the train? (No)

No plans to be in a tunnel in the morning, no?

I’m just really worried about Phil Mitchell…

I just looked through the list of nominees and I haven’t even heard of most of them. So either they are irrelevant or I am officially old now… 🙈

If the rumours are correct I think they will lump them in with the main poster…

Just like Harold Shipman

👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

Nothing could have prepared me for that monstrosity. I like how the description of the property just doesn’t mention it 😂