@simontugwell.bsky.social
Glastonbury Festival Crew.
I swear I'm cursed when it comes to takeout food. Always a delay, mistake, something goes wrong.
19.02.2026 17:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Don't need Biff's Almanac to see we're spent.
18.02.2026 22:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Early night. Big day tomorrow...
#pancakeday
Utter fucking bullshit. Eyes on the ball and kneed in the face but it's a second yellow. Homer ref influenced by the players there.
14.02.2026 17:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Me heading out later...
14.02.2026 10:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Who calls their kid Breezy?
08.02.2026 10:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Love it
07.02.2026 17:26 — 👍 202 🔁 39 💬 3 📌 6Lying is normalised. Johnson, Truss, Badenoch, Farage. We seem surprised and yet we allow it to continue when the motives suit our agenda.
05.02.2026 18:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm sure that joke arose during the conversation. Bet the AA lad was baffled at having something so obscure to work on.
01.02.2026 18:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Saw a Delorean today being fixed the AA.
01.02.2026 16:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My doorstep is very secluded 🤔
31.01.2026 16:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0For clarity. It's stored for 49 weeks of the year in Godney, out on the Somerset Levels.
Might have had a good wash off at least 😆
Wonder if my caravan has floated away 🤔
28.01.2026 16:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 088 to 90% of people are right-handed so you can't pin this on the left!!
Two-handed techniques aside...
Storm Chandra is it. That'll get them frothing Met Office 👏
26.01.2026 22:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Some suspension that, given the load...
24.01.2026 15:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Kudos to the guy in shorts in Wimborne with his shirt off today, showing everyone the cupping therapy marks on his back.
Takes some commitment to be that overt.
Trying to get the flat pack in your car.
20.01.2026 23:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Deflected. Just enough to take it away from Raya.
20.01.2026 20:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0AFCON is insane!! 🤣🤯
18.01.2026 21:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Temu Dave Grohl at The Range
18.01.2026 14:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ewok being an anagram of woke is another delicious twist.
14.01.2026 18:34 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Our shirts are classy. Spuds look like they're just wearing theirs inside out.
10.01.2026 19:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Are spuds wearing an all white shirt like we have for the last few years? 🤔
10.01.2026 18:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I went to a toddler class today and there was a toddler called Keith
09.01.2026 12:13 — 👍 267 🔁 39 💬 35 📌 7As the saying goes, if you can't win, don't lose and we're grinding it out point by point.
Need to be mindful that our two losses were a worldie, and the last kick of the game. We're not easy to beat.
The sooner Putin is removed from power the better. Closely followed by Netanyahu and Trump. Anyone looking to destabilise countries, continents, whatever needs removing by whichever means is most effective.
Europe needs to get plotting.
When you see a plate of bland grub after all the christmas stuff.
03.01.2026 19:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
