Tuxedokitty

My grandfather lost his tongue during the war. He never talks about it. #badjokefriday

Furthest I've been

N: Utqiagvik, Alaska, USA
E: Helsinki, Finland
S: Bendigo, Victoria, Australia
W: Adelaide, South Australia, Australia

If someone burns to death, do they get a discount at the crematorium? #badjokefriday

25.

Latex.

Me!

"The leopards won't eat *my* face."

I've stopped talking to a lot of people who've gone off the deep end in the last few years. Not just furries; normie friends, and family too.

Sex is like air. It only matters if you aren’t getting any. #badjokefriday

Come visit sometime then! ;-)

I grilled a chicken for an hour. She still wouldn’t tell me why she crossed the road. #badjokefriday

Doc cleared me for normal activity and diet. I've had the zoomies since the appointment earlier today!

That whole album kicks ass.

So far the most annoying thing about recovery from surgery is the forced inactivity. I suppose I should consider myself lucky in that regard.

A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Excuse me, is this stool taken?” #badjokefriday

I've had people message me on TG saying they "found me on Barq." I'm not on Barq. Instablock.

It occurs to me that that was only the third time in my life that I've been under general anesthesia.

Chompers required maintenance. Back home now after an implant. I'm really glad I got a new comfy couch a little while ago!

Would be glad to help sometime. ;-)

July 5th is Missing Fingers Day.

The worst pub I’ve ever been in was called The Fiddle. It was a vile inn. #badjokefriday

How is this different from any other time? :P

When it's my time, I hope my last words are "Hey! You guys wanna see a dead body?"

Come visit then! ;-)

Happy birthday!

In Seattle, "Eat a bag of Dick's" is not an insult.

My doctor said that I might die because I accidentally consumed clay. I'm shitting bricks to be honest. #badjokefriday

Spread thin on toast. A little goes a long way.

It wouldn't stay floppy for long. :P