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I'm ready for Zojirushi to start making cars

If my job wasn't so Windows based I'd be switching now

Thanks! Looks like they're redirecting it. Appreciate the follow up.

Great quote but the link just goes to MSN home. Do you have the article?

Oh sure ... lil toker maintaining a happy buzz vs. ironlung ripping the whole bowl at once to go to outer space. 🌌

Your life is so cool

Take good care of yourself today 🌞

yeah my phone just fucken ZAPPED me

oh no! Were you scream-grunting at the weight rack? I can't stand those dudes

That was my first thought, too. Save, try it out, and realize it will clear out a whole room for ya

Reminder:

You can balance the masculine and feminine energies that coexist inside you.

You can express your emotions without judging yourself.

You embrace joy, peace of mind, and contentment.

You are strong in mind, body, and spirit.

I'm proud of you

I would hope not - ai writing is for people who can't write

Right on. I always thought Me3an needed a lil more blood 😏

Ha! Looks fun! Cheap knockoff or good parody?

I believe it's just like "Black Twitter," i.e. simply the Black community on Bluesky (but a catchier name this time!). So not at all a splintering off

glad to be born at a time when i got to see what life was like before the internet and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity

Just watched Carnival of Souls (1962) and I feel like I was rooting through a basement and accidentally found the blueprints for David Lynch's entire career

Somebody negotiated for spicy PR in her divorce! She or her manager are savvy; good move

Love how it looks like a satirical meme but it's really not

When I die I'd like to be a skeleton AND a ghost. Can you do that or do you have to pick?

#spookyseason

I have a bigger problem with the secret police that they're praising, honestly

Me as I gather all my horror movie collections like a debauched scavenger

Best hiding spot in a minute

Doing the grounding exercise where I name three things in the present moment feels very much like I am "corporate needs you to find the difference between these two pictures"-ing myself

Cattle stock has been declining for a long time in the US, and it's now no longer as economically feasible to import. It will take years for the supply chain to rebuild, these constraints to ease, and prices to come down. $10/lb seems like a very reasonable price in this market 🫤

Look what you made me do (feat. capitalist victory)

Yes these are fascinating!

I'm waiting until Colbert's last airing

Shake it off (moral guilt)

Has anyone been following along with Jeopardy? Gordon Ramsay looks like an AI generation of Gordon Ramsay