If the UV lamp fixes my depressive episode I'm gonna be so mad. How embarrassing if I almost offed myself bc I forgot to sit under a lamp.

Netflix just gave me a content warning for 'fear'. What does that even mean?

Up and down my street is barely 2k, idk how people are doing it

Mentally I am clawing my way out of a pit that opened up under me while I was clawing my way out of a different pit

Sitting under my snake's uv lamp to survive the season of double depression

What is it about purchasing fireworks once a year that destroys people's impulse control to not fire some off immediately

You look like you're wearing a Halloween mask of yourself

My hobbies? Oh I like to say "I have so much stuff to do" and get stressed but not do any of it

I actually think the tapestry looked good green screened in other than some artifacting so if it's easier to set up keeping it that way is an option

In live drawing class, we were always taught to get the rough proportions in lightly first, spending an equal amount of time on each area so no part is overly emphasized, and then use that as a guide for structure and lighting.

The devs also don't deserve to profit from this game for the record, it's full of antisemitism

Only time ours had bugs a bunch of baby praying mantises hatched on it and we spent days scooping them up and moving them outside. It was more funny than upsetting.

Just don't use this method on the baby sweaters

I don't eat chia pudding because it's healthy, I do it to satisfy my primal desire to slurp frog eggs

I can only have a book for 21 days but I've been waiting at the front of the line for months. Whhhyyyy

I think it's kinda like when a husband wants his wife to make a chore list for him instead of just looking around.

I'm at the stream. Alone and scared.

I think going to science camp in middle school and learning about the battery cell that ran on water and then watching everyone around me just accept it when the idea got buried like we didn't all see it work set my life on a worse trajectory

I slept 14 hours last night and woke up feeling normal. I wasn't built for capitalism.

Not even this one?

Our last tomato for the year

It's only ad hominem if the insult is meant to support an argument. Sometimes people are just calling you annoying.

Watching my female instacart shopper find everything in exactly the order I'd shop myself and only make necessary, pre-approved substitutions. God I love women.

"a cult could get anyone" not me, I'd never go to a seminar

I remember doing a "test" that was suspiciously like an autism assessment when I was a kid and my mom lied and told me it was an IQ test for the school. A few weeks later I asked her what my IQ was and she said "uh, probably like 115."

This post is only for raccoons: you think you can steal my opossum bones? we'll see who's stealing whose bones when I catch you.

Congrats!!! And happy birthday Felix!!!

I use windows, what does this mean? what's other volumes?

Sitting at my desk thinking about getting up to get coffee for long enough that it becomes unreasonably late to have coffee

Awwwoooo