Famously, predictions about who the candidate will be in 2 years are always right
Dr. Robby's gotten so mean..:
I haven't watched SNL in a long time, but I feel very confident that someone currently on the cast does a really good impression of this lady
If they turn us into the fat people from Wall-e and don't even have the decency to give us floating chairs, I'm gonna be so mad
It's weird how we're all supposed to just assume characters aren't homophobes now.
In my day there was no way of knowing where anyone stood until they did a very special episode
March is one big con to trick me into wearing shorts in the snow
This is the look I'm going for
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Derek is pressing his b-hole
against the attic window again
come on Derek, STOP THAT!
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My vet telling me my pets need to lose weight....
I suppose you'd tell DaVinci he used too many brush strokes on the Mona Lisa too?
Adjusted for inflation, I'm really the 1950s equivalent of an 18 year old
I would watch a movie with this plot
The human mind cannot fathom this level of comfort
Free article title for anyone who wants it:
AI-yay-yay
(I suggest you pair it with a thumbnail that's a stock photo of a guy having a headache in front of binary code but use your best judgement there)
We're on the brink ofWWIII, and still nothing stresses me out more than the dream I have where I'm in high school and a history paper worth half my grade is due tomorrow
Law and Order: SVU is the best show on television
My favorite genre of Law and Order: SVU episode is when they wanna do a ripped from the headlines story, but in order to justify it they have to add a sexual assault element.
Right now they're doing the miracle on the Hudson only instead of geese, the plane crash happened because Sully is a rapist
Okay but why is this horse so sexy?
It's impressive how expressive my dogs eyes are even when you cants see them
I realize now they're being bigoted but for a split second I thought the thought I was a fan of the movies and were mad about it
Seems like they have Latvia's ass beat
I should do work...
I bet it's gonna be really good
You can't tell me Marcwayne Mullin isn't a serial killer's name
Thank you?
Thai food is fun. It's like what if the best food you ever had in your life always had one ingredient you hated and have to eat around
This could be huge for me
Oh hell yeah. "When The Real Housewives of DC Got Racist" is winning best picture!!!
Apparently Candace Owens and Erika Kirk are feuding, so I'm gonna do that tomorrow
