I would watch a movie with this plot
10.03.2026 00:41 — 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0I would watch a movie with this plot
10.03.2026 00:41 — 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0
Doodle asleep on his right side
Doodle sleep on his left side
The human mind cannot fathom this level of comfort
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Free article title for anyone who wants it:
AI-yay-yay
(I suggest you pair it with a thumbnail that's a stock photo of a guy having a headache in front of binary code but use your best judgement there)
We're on the brink ofWWIII, and still nothing stresses me out more than the dream I have where I'm in high school and a history paper worth half my grade is due tomorrow
09.03.2026 12:03 — 👍 28 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Law and Order: SVU is the best show on television
09.03.2026 01:23 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
My favorite genre of Law and Order: SVU episode is when they wanna do a ripped from the headlines story, but in order to justify it they have to add a sexual assault element.
Right now they're doing the miracle on the Hudson only instead of geese, the plane crash happened because Sully is a rapist
Okay but why is this horse so sexy?
07.03.2026 04:48 — 👍 22 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0
It's impressive how expressive my dogs eyes are even when you cants see them
07.03.2026 00:50 — 👍 37 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0
I realize now they're being bigoted but for a split second I thought the thought I was a fan of the movies and were mad about it
06.03.2026 20:41 — 👍 46 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0Seems like they have Latvia's ass beat
06.03.2026 20:37 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I should do work...
06.03.2026 20:35 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I bet it's gonna be really good
06.03.2026 16:46 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You can't tell me Marcwayne Mullin isn't a serial killer's name
05.03.2026 20:22 — 👍 30 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0Thank you?
05.03.2026 15:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Thai food is fun. It's like what if the best food you ever had in your life always had one ingredient you hated and have to eat around
05.03.2026 15:17 — 👍 25 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This could be huge for me
05.03.2026 14:24 — 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Oh hell yeah. "When The Real Housewives of DC Got Racist" is winning best picture!!!
05.03.2026 14:23 — 👍 48 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0Apparently Candace Owens and Erika Kirk are feuding, so I'm gonna do that tomorrow
05.03.2026 06:36 — 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Oh he's gonna announce a new single soon
04.03.2026 17:42 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It seems we're getting a reboot of scary movie when what we really wanted was a reboot of
Scary movie 3
This is my favorite genre of little guy (wearing boots)
03.03.2026 16:50 — 👍 42 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0I just hope he's being elder abused right now
03.03.2026 00:06 — 👍 35 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0HBO Mount
02.03.2026 22:53 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
New video! watch it now cause i have a bad feeling about the copyright on this one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQfp...
When I said things are like the book 1984 I didn’t mean the guy constantly calling himself the Peace President also declaring war every other day, I meant like, how you can’t say slurs
28.02.2026 14:31 — 👍 65 🔁 8 💬 3 📌 0In another life, everyone currently on the NextDoor app would be sitting in a rocking chair on their porch holding a shotgun
28.02.2026 20:17 — 👍 29 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0At least let them eat cake tasted good
28.02.2026 16:28 — 👍 26 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I'll allow it
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